Songs that could be about pooning

xoxo Amie

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"Me & U" by Cassie

<span style="color: rgb(204, 51, 204);">interestingly,
this very lyrically suggestive song
was written & produced for Cassie by a GUY: Ryan Leslie
(who is best known for his production work for P. Diddy's Bad Boy Records).
The racy low budget video
was intended for limited release in Europe
and not for public consumption in North America--
so we have YouTube to thank...lol</span>

<B>THE SEXTAPE VERSION a la Paris Hilton nightvison cam</B>
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[Verse 1]
U've been waiting so long, I'm here to answer your calls
I know that I shouldn't have had you waiting at all
I've been so busy, but I've been thinking 'bout- what I wanna do wit you
I know them other guys, they've been talking 'bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good, they wanna see if it's true
They know your the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too...Now it's Me & U

[Hook]
It's Me & U now (uh) I've been waiting (waitin)
Think I'm gonna make that move now
Baby Tell me if you like it (tell me if you like it)
It's Me & U now
I've been waitin
Think I'm gonna make that move now
Baby tell me how you like it

[Verse 2]
I was waitin for you to tell me you were ready
I know what to do if only you would let me
As long as your cool with it I'll treat ya right
Here is where you wanna be
I know them other guys, they've been talkin 'bout the way I do what I do
They heard I was good they wanna see if it's true
They know you r the one I wanna give it to
I can see you want me too
And now it's Me & U

[Chorus]
It's Me & U now (baby it's)
I've been waitin (Me & U)
Think I'm gonna make that move now (I'm thinkin 'bout making that move)
Baby tell me if you like it (Tell me if you like it, uh huh, hey!)
Think I'm gonna make that move now (gonna make a move)
Baby tell me how you like it

[Bridge]
Baby I'll love you all the way down (uh)
Get you right where you like it
I promise you'll like it (I swear)
Just relax and let me make that move (It's our secret babe)
We'll keep it between Me & U

[Chorus]
It's Me & U now (oh yeah, yeah)
I've been waitin
Think I'm gonna make that move now (move now)
Baby tell me if you like it (tell me if you like it)
It's Me & U now (yeah, yeah, uh)
I've been waitin
Think I'm gonna make that move now (gonna make a move now)
Baby tell me how you like it (uh huh)

It's Me & U now (me and u)
I've been waitin (its just me and u)
Think I'm gonna make that move now (its just us two)
Baby tell me if you like it (its just me and you now)
 
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I Wanna Fuck You

My favourite SP chose this song for one of our sessions:

Akon I wanna fuck you
(featuring: Snoop Dogg)

[Akon:] Konvict...Music...and you know we Up front.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Money in the air as mo feel grab you by your coat tail take you to the motel,
hoe sale,
dont tell,
wont tell,
baby said I dont talk dogg but she told on me,
oh well,
take a picture wit me,
what the flick gon do,
baby stick to me & ima stick on u,
if u pick me then ima pick on you,
d-o-double g and im here to put this dick on you,
I'm stuck on pussy and yours is right,
rip ridin and them poles and them doors is tight
and ima get me a shot for the end of the night cuz pussy is pussy and baby ur pussy for life.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I know u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know

[Akon]
Shorty I can see u aint lonely handful of niggas n they all got G's,
so u lookin at me now whats it gonna be just another tease far as I can see,
tryin get u up out this club if it means spendin' a couple dubs,
throwin bout 30 stacks in the back make it rain like that cuz I'm far from a scrub,
u kno my pedigree,
ex-deala use to move phetamines,
girl I spend money like it dont mean nothin and besides I got a thing for u.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know

[Snoop Dogg]
Mobbin' through club in low pressin im sittin in the back in the smokers section (just smokin),
birds eye,
I got a clear view, you cant see me but I can see u (baby I see u),
its cool we jet the mood is set,
your pussy is wet u rubbin your back and touchin your neck,
ur body is movin' u humpin' n jumpin' ur titties is bouncin' u smilin' n grinnin' n lookin at me.

[Akon]
Girl n while your looking at me im ready to hit the caddy right up on the patio move the patty to the caddy,
baby u got a phatty the type I like to marry wantin to just give u everythin n thats kinda scary,
cuz I'm lovin the way you shake your ass , bouncin', got me tippin' my glass,
lil' mully dont get caught up to fast but I got a thing for you.

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know

[Chorus: Akon]
I see you windin n grindin up on that pole,
I kno u see me lookin' at you and you already kno
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
I wanna fuck you (fuck you), you already know
 

xoxo Amie

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threepeat said:
My favourite SP chose this song for one of our sessions:

Akon I wanna fuck you
(featuring: Snoop Dogg)
Lol- oh yes, Akon's "i wanna fuck you"
a modern classic

which reminds me...
ANYTHING by LUDACRIS

I giggle everytime I hear one of his songs
because they tend to be melodic R&B songs
and remind me of my SAINTLY sister
(and I'm not being facetious)
who, ironically
REALLY LOVES his music
and his rather ungentlemanly lyrics :eek: :confused: :p ;)
 
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"(You Can) Ring my Bell" - by ??. Of the disco era. This is a fave of the dyke lesbian types. It's an annoying song, but then so are dykes.


"Big Bottoms" - by Spinal Tap. One of the best songs of all time and definitely a pooning son. The lyrics are great... in fact here they are:

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The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin'<br>
That's what I said<br>
The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand <br>
Or so I have read<br>
<br>
My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo<br>
I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo<br>
<br>
Big bottom, big bottom<br>
Talk about bum cakes, my girl's got 'em<br>
Big bottom drive me out of my mind<br>
How could I leave this behind?<br>
<br>
I met her on Monday, twas my lucky bun day<br>
You know what I mean<br>
I love her each weekday,<br>
each velvety cheek day<br>
You know what I mean<br>
<br>
My love gun's loaded and she's in my sights<br>
Big game is waiting there inside her tights, yeah<br>
<br>
Big bottom, big bottom<br>
Talk about mud flaps, my girl's got 'em<br>
Big bottom drive me out of my mind<br>
How could I leave this behind?<br>
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The Tragically Hip - "Grace Too"

He said I'm fabulously rich
C'mon just lets go
She kinda bit her lip
Geez, I don't know
But I can guarantee
There'll be no knock on the door
I'm total pro that's what I'm here for
I come from downtown
Born ready for you
Armed with will and determination
And grace too
 

xoxo Amie

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<B><I>"Call Me" - Blondie</i></B>
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Colour me your colour, baby
Colour me your car
Colour me your colour, darling
I know who you are
Come up off your colour chart
I know where you're comin' from

Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) my love
You can call me any day or night
Call me

Cover me with kisses, baby
Cover me with love
Roll me in designer sheets
I'll never get enough
Emotions come, I don't know why
Cover up love's alibi

Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) oh my love
When you're ready we can share the wine
Call me

Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, he speaks the languages of love
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, amore, chiamami, chiamami
Ooo-oo-oo-oo-oo, appelle-moi mon cherie, appelle-moi
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any way
Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, any day

Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me) for a ride
Call me, call me for some overtime
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me in a sweet design
Call me (call me), call me for your lover's lover's alibi
Call me (call me) on the line
Call me, call me any, anytime
Call me (call me)
Oh, call me, oo-hoo-hah
Call me (call me) my love
Call me, call me any, anytime
 

wolverine

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If you're into BBW, then I just remembered this one:

Are you gonna take me home tonight
Ah down beside that red firelight
Are you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls
You make the rockin world go round

Hey I was just a skinny lad
Never knew no good from bad
But I knew life before I left my nursery (huh!)
Left alone with big fat fanny
She was such a naughty nanny
Heap big woman you made a bad boy out of me
Hey hey!

Ive been singing with my band
Across the wire across the land
I seen evry blue eyed floozy on the way
But their beauty and their style
Went kind of smooth after a while
Take me to them dirty ladies every time

Oh wont you take me home tonight?
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh and you give it all you got
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round

Hey listen here
Now your mortgages and homes
I got stiffness in the bones
Aint no beauty queens in this locality (I tell you)
Oh but I still get my pleasure
Still got my greatest treasure
Heap big woman you gonna make a big man out of me
Now get this

Oh you gonna take me home tonight (please)
Oh down beside your red firelight
Oh you gonna let it all hang out
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin world go round
Get on your bikes and ride

Oooh yeah them fat bottomed girls
Fat bottomed girls
Yeah yeah yeah
Fat bottomed girls
Yes yes
 

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How about good ol' Snoop and his Dogg-pound!

Ain't No Fun (If The Homies Can't Have None)
Snoop Dogg (feat. Nate Dogg, Kurupt, Warren G)

[Verse One: Nate Dogg]

When I met you last night baby
Before you opened up your gap
I had respect for ya lady
But now I take it all back
Cause you gave me all your pussy
And ya even licked my balls
Leave your number on the cabinet
And I promise baby, I'll give ya a call
Next time I'm feelin kinda horny
You can come on over, and I'll break you off
And if you can't fuck, that day, baby
Just lay back, and open your mouth
Cause I have never
met a girl
That I love
in the whole wide world

[Verse Two: Kurupt]

Well, if Kurupt gave a fuck about a bitch I'd always be broke
I'd never have no motherfuckin indo to smoke
I gets loced and looney, bitch you can't Do Me
Do we like BBD, you hoochie groupie?
I have no love for hoes
That's somethin I learned in the pound
so how the fuck am I supposed
to pay this hoe, just to lay this hoe
I know the pussy's mines, I'ma fuck a couple more times
And then I'm through with it, there's nothing else to do with it
Pass it to the homie, now you hit it
Cause she ain't nuthin but a bitch to me
And y'all know, that bitches ain't shit to me
i gives a fuck, why don't y'all pay attention
Approach it with a different proposition, I'm Kurupt
Hoe you'll never be my only one, trick ass beeeitch!

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none


[Verse Three: Snoop Doggy Dogg]

Guess who's back in the motherfuckin house
With a fat dick for your motherfuckin mouth
Hoes recognize, niggaz do too
Cuz when bitches get skanless and pull a voodoo
What you gon do? You really don't know
So I'd advise you not to trust that hoe
Silly of me to fall in love with a bitch
Knowin damn well, I'm too caught up with my grip
Now as the sun rotates and my game grows bigger
How many bitches wanna fuck this nigga named Snoop
Doggy, I'm all the above
I'm too swift on my toes to get caught up with you hoes
But see, it ain't no fun, if my homies can't get a taste of it
Cause you know I don't love em

[Verse Four: Warren G]

Whoa!
Hey, now ya know, inhale, exhale with my flow
One for the money, two for the btiches
Three to get ready, and four to hit the switches
In my Chevy, six-fo' Rad to be exact
With bitches on my side, and bitches on back
So back up bitch cuz i'm strugglin, so get
off your knees and then start jugglin
these motherfuckin nuts in your mouth
It's me, Warren G the nigga with the clout
Whoo!

It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
It ain't no fun, if the homies can't have none
 

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pooners worst date

take a walk on the wild side :eek: :eek:
by lou reed
a tragic trail that by the way is a pooners nightmare :eek: :mad:
 

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Ok, am I the only old fart in here or did you all forget:

I remember setting out just to see what I could see
Streetcars rolling by and airplanes flying high they all meant nothing to me
No one ever looked my way or knew that I was there
I kept walking and the rain kept raining
Until all the streets were bare

Ooh ooh feeling fine mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine mama
Ooh ooh Feeling good mama
They took my money like I knew they would
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la

City lights were shining on me through my window pane
I kept thinking 'bout the day when I'd be home again
Rocking chairs and summer fairs and swimming in the sea
I kept drinkin', sinkin' 'till there was nothing left of me

Ooh ooh feeling fine mama
Painted ladies and a bottle of wine mama
Ooh ooh feeling good mama
They took my money like I knew they would
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
 

jjinvan

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And here's another one, sorta?

Dennis is a menace
With his "Anyone for tennis?"
And he'd beseech me to come keep the score.
And Maude said, "Oh Lord, I'm so terribly bored"
I really can't stand it anymore...

I'm going...out to dinner,
With a gorgeous singer,
To a little place I know,
Down by the quay.

Her name is Patricia,
She calls herself Delicia
And the reason isn't
Very hard to see.

She said, God made her a sinner
Just to keep those fat men thinner
As they tumble down in heaps
Before her feet.

They hang around in groups
Like battle weary troops,
One can often see the
Queue right down the street.

Because Patricia
Or Delicia
Not only is a singer
She also removes all her clothing

For Patricia,
Is the best stripper in town...

And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took of her drawers

And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were banging on the door
On a Saturday night,
In 1924

Take it away boys...

Well, Patricia was arrested
And everyone detested,
The terrible manner in which
she was exposed

Later on in court
where everyone thought
A summer's run in jail
would be proposed..

But the judge said, "Patricia,
Or may I say Delicia,
The facts of this case lie before me (knock, knock, knock)
Case dismissed... This girl was in her working clothes...

And with a swing of her hips,
She started to strip
To tremendous applause
She took off her drawers

And with a lick of her lips
She undid all her clips,
Threw it all in the air
And everyone stared

And as the last piece of clothing
Fell to the floor,
The police were yelling out for more (more)
On a Saturday night
In 1924.
 

jjinvan

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And another one...

scary... but...

I met her in a club down in old Soho
where you drink champagne and it tastes just like Cherry Cola
C-O-L-A Cola.
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance.
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said, "Lola"
L-O-L-A Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not the world's most physical guy,
but when she squeesed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, I'm not dumb but I can't understand
why she walks like a woman and talks like a man
Oh my Lola, lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
Well, we drank champagne and danced all night,
under electric candlelight,
she picked me up and sat me on her knee,
She said, "Little boy won't you come home with me?"
Well, I'm not the world's most passionate guy,
but when I looked in her eyes,
I almost fell for my Lola,
Lo lo lo Lola, lo lo lo Lola
I pushed her away. I walked to the door.
I fell to the floor. I got down on my knees.
I looked at her, and she at me.
Well that's the way that I want it to stay.
I always want it to be that way for my Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola.
Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls.
It's a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world,
except for Lola. Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
Well I left home just a week ago,
and I never ever kissed a woman before,
Lola smiled and took me by the hand,
she said, "Little boy, gonna make you a man."
Well I'm not the world's most masculine man,
but I know what I am and that I'm a man,
so is Lola.
Lo lo lo Lola. Lo lo lo Lola.
 

jjinvan

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Last one for now... I'd have to say that M1A makes me think of this one...

There's a change in pace
Of fantasy and taste
Do you like good music?
Do you like to dance? Oh yeah.
Hangin' out for a body shop at night
Ain't it strange what we do to feel alright? Oh yeah.
So when will you call?
I'm experienced Oh yeah

Face to face
And back to back
You see and feel
My sex attack
Sing it
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy

It's after midnight
Are you feelin' alright oh yeah
Turn on the light, babe
Are you someone else tonight?
Neighbour to neighbour, door to door
Don't ask questions, there's time for it all Oh yeah.

Face to face
And back to back
You see and feel
My sex attack
Sing it
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy

I sing for culture...

Father loves his son,
Mothers, daughters, too.
It's an old old story,
Cries the new world too.

Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
We want
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
You cry
Flesh, flesh for fantasy
 
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Try this on for size!

From Wasp

Animal ( fuck like a beast )


I got pictures of naked ladies
Lying on their beds
I whiff that smell and sweet convulsion
Starts a-Swelling inside my head
I'm making artificial lovers for free
I start to howl I'm in heat
I moan and growl and the hunt drives me crazy
I f*** like a Beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

I'm on the prowl and i watch you closely
I lie waiting for you
I'm the wolf with the sheepskins clothing
I lick my chops and your tasting good
I do whatever i want to, to ya
I'll nail your ass to the sheets
A pelvic thrust and the sweat starts to sting ya
I f*** like a beast

I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love
I come round, round i come feel your love
Tie you down, down i come steal your love

Come ride, savage seduction
Ride, ride, ride
 

Jessikaxxx

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how about

darling nicki
by prince...

i knew a girl named nicki i guess you could say she was a sex fiend
i met her in a hotel lobby masturbating with a magazine
she said howd you like to waste some time
and i could not resist when i saw little nicki grind...
....

xo,
jxxx
604-961-6260
 
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