Talking to numerous SP's as well as pooners, I have come to believe that sometimes no review is the best review.
I'm finding that pooners are split 50/50 on reviews. Some feel that an SP who stays out of the light and just does her thing with no reviews, are the best SP's to visit. Others want and need to read a review before visiting an SP.
Often, amazing reviews pop up about an SP that sound too good to be true, and people will call it a shill. For anybody new reading the board, seeing pooners call a review a shill can be just as harmful as a bad review. On the other hand, some reviews aren't even reviews. They are attacks on an SP. Instead of just saying, "I wasn't pleased with my visit because....." some pooners go into great detail to make sure they bash the SP.
As long as peeps keep in mind that there are 2 sides to every story, and that a review is SUPPOSED to be a personal opinion, reviews both work and don't work for both parties involved. For the most part, people reading the board only hear the pooners side of the story.
If a pooner comes on the board and posts a review that SP X gave the worst bj ever and that she made little effort to connect, how often do we stop to think that maybe that pooner had gone to see the SP after working 8 hours at the sewage treatment plant, with no shower, and balls that smelled like rotting meat on the kitchen counter.?.?.? Maybe the SP couldn't get into the date because the guy had no personallity, and stunk. You never hear in a pooners review that he forgot to shower and that he has the personallity of a prison inmate who just got gang raped in his cell. You only hear what he wants you to hear.
On the same note. I believe that 25% - 30% of reviews are fake. I have had SP's tell me that if I write a good review about them, that they will discount me on my visit. I think some SP's write their own reviews about themselves. I have even had one SP in Calgary, who I have never met, email me and ask me, "Scotty I notice you post on the board a lot, could you please do a review on me?" I won't say who, but I didn't do it because it's silly bullshit.
I don't put a lot of faith in reviews. But it's still fun to read them and check out the creative writing styles. Especially the ones that go into such detail, that we know what the pooner ate before he called her to set up an appointment. I read an ad last night that made me laugh. Mistress K from Sexy Escort Ads. She states, "My bj's have been rated #1 in Calgary" We have a panel of judges in the city now? I wonder if it's the White Hat Committee. Welcome Wagon will have to hand out flyers for that one.
With SP's trying to out-post each other on boards to remain on top, SP's coming in and out or retirement within a two week span, and SP's bashing each other with fake nics on other boards, it's obvious that some would claw the eyes out of each other to keep on top. Yeah it's the business and the industry... SP retirement is a lot like walking into the mall and seeing that sign outside a store that says WE'RE CLOSING OUT DOORS! EVERYTHING MUST GO! You know that they will remain open and that they aren't really closing the doors. They got you in the store however. You just had to go in one last time looking for a great deal before the store was closed FOR GOOD. Next week, the signs are torn down, and the store is still there. Open for business. Marketing! Just like a bad review, a good review, a fake review, a real review, a special, a gimmic...... It's all marketing.
AMC could remarket the 1974 Gremlin and sell millions of them if they painted a hot naked female on the side.
Sometimes no review is the best review. The hidden gems.
I'm finding that pooners are split 50/50 on reviews. Some feel that an SP who stays out of the light and just does her thing with no reviews, are the best SP's to visit. Others want and need to read a review before visiting an SP.
Often, amazing reviews pop up about an SP that sound too good to be true, and people will call it a shill. For anybody new reading the board, seeing pooners call a review a shill can be just as harmful as a bad review. On the other hand, some reviews aren't even reviews. They are attacks on an SP. Instead of just saying, "I wasn't pleased with my visit because....." some pooners go into great detail to make sure they bash the SP.
As long as peeps keep in mind that there are 2 sides to every story, and that a review is SUPPOSED to be a personal opinion, reviews both work and don't work for both parties involved. For the most part, people reading the board only hear the pooners side of the story.
If a pooner comes on the board and posts a review that SP X gave the worst bj ever and that she made little effort to connect, how often do we stop to think that maybe that pooner had gone to see the SP after working 8 hours at the sewage treatment plant, with no shower, and balls that smelled like rotting meat on the kitchen counter.?.?.? Maybe the SP couldn't get into the date because the guy had no personallity, and stunk. You never hear in a pooners review that he forgot to shower and that he has the personallity of a prison inmate who just got gang raped in his cell. You only hear what he wants you to hear.
On the same note. I believe that 25% - 30% of reviews are fake. I have had SP's tell me that if I write a good review about them, that they will discount me on my visit. I think some SP's write their own reviews about themselves. I have even had one SP in Calgary, who I have never met, email me and ask me, "Scotty I notice you post on the board a lot, could you please do a review on me?" I won't say who, but I didn't do it because it's silly bullshit.
I don't put a lot of faith in reviews. But it's still fun to read them and check out the creative writing styles. Especially the ones that go into such detail, that we know what the pooner ate before he called her to set up an appointment. I read an ad last night that made me laugh. Mistress K from Sexy Escort Ads. She states, "My bj's have been rated #1 in Calgary" We have a panel of judges in the city now? I wonder if it's the White Hat Committee. Welcome Wagon will have to hand out flyers for that one.
With SP's trying to out-post each other on boards to remain on top, SP's coming in and out or retirement within a two week span, and SP's bashing each other with fake nics on other boards, it's obvious that some would claw the eyes out of each other to keep on top. Yeah it's the business and the industry... SP retirement is a lot like walking into the mall and seeing that sign outside a store that says WE'RE CLOSING OUT DOORS! EVERYTHING MUST GO! You know that they will remain open and that they aren't really closing the doors. They got you in the store however. You just had to go in one last time looking for a great deal before the store was closed FOR GOOD. Next week, the signs are torn down, and the store is still there. Open for business. Marketing! Just like a bad review, a good review, a fake review, a real review, a special, a gimmic...... It's all marketing.
AMC could remarket the 1974 Gremlin and sell millions of them if they painted a hot naked female on the side.
Sometimes no review is the best review. The hidden gems.
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