Something I heard...

[panzer-jager911]

I have a visiting friend from the USA who has enlightened me with a horrifying story of human idiocy and just being sleepy...



A man in Texas (according to my friend) woke up with dried eyes, and he reached over for his Visine... He accidentally grabbed the bottle of super-glue and dropped 2 drops onto his right eye...



I don't know how credible this story is... but understanding that sometimes when we are drousy and sleepy, we use touch to stumble about for something we are used to... I was hit with the reality that THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!

That's it! I'm keeping my super-glue the hell away from my visine... If ever I need to use super-glue...

Mein Gott!!!

 

[panzer-jager911]

please read???

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

please read???

I can't read this -- I have super glue in my eyelids.

 

[hitrack]

I bet the town sheriff's name is Rosco.

 

[Mister]

Wtf

What a stupid post. Waste of bandwidth.

 

[LonelyGhost]

What a stupid post. Waste of bandwidth.

next we'll read that he's running for the Liberals!

 

[LonelyGhost]

Or is this another urban myth?

the only 'known' instance of someone gluing his eye shut was hifi when he got himself in the eye with his own junk.

 

[wilde]

maybe a poll to rate the dumbest post?

or the dumbest poster?

 

[stryker]

K,,I've read a few of his posts and they all amount to about the same thing.

Just because it's that time of year,I'll offer a serious disscount,This will be a bidding proposition

I get to bid first as Myself or one of my assistants will do the dirty work

Strykers bid,,,,,,,,,,I'll supply the bullet and donate a quarter to the next fucking busker outside a liquor store

 

[stryker]

Hifi,I was looking for a bid damit!

 

[georgebushmoron]

Wouldn't it be interesting to fuck a girl in the pussy or ass, and then squirt a little krazy glue onto where the genitals connected?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Wouldn't it be interesting to fuck a girl in the pussy or ass, and then squirt a little krazy glue onto where the genitals connected?

Interesting perhaps, funny Not. OMG That wasn't lube?!!

 

[tao]

Wouldn't it be interesting to fuck a girl in the pussy or ass, and then squirt a little krazy glue onto where the genitals connected?

OHMYFUCKINGOD ... I was hit with the reality that THIS COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE!

That's it! I'm keeping my super-glue the hell away from my lube ...

Mein Gott!!!

or something like that