Some Nursery Rhymes at Bedtime

[Randy Whorewald]

Mary had a little skirt
with splits right up the sides
and every time that Mary walked the boys could see her
Thighs
Mary had another skirt twas split right up the front ...but
she
didn't wear that one very often

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman, What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men, said "F*** him,
He's only an egg.

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's arse
and turned it's wool to nylon

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
to fetch her poor dog a bone.
When she bent over
Rover took over,
And gave her a bone of his own.

Little Boy Blew.
Hey. He needed the money

 

[souljacker]

LMAO! Awesome RW!

 

[BYSON]

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
jerked off in his girlfriend eye
when here i was dry and shut \
georgie fucked that one eyed slut

marry marry quite contrarry trim that pussy it to damm harry

marry had a little lamb in her back yard when she took off her
panties it got it wolly dick hard

jack and jill went up the hill with a buck and a quarter jill came dowm with
two fifty that fucking whore

jack and jill went up the hill to smoke a little leaf jack got high droped is fly and jill said wheres the beef

jack be nimble jack be quick jack burnt off his fucking dick

little miss muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curdes and weys down came a
spider and sat down beside her and said what in the bowl bitch

rock a bye baby on the tree top ah you dumb bitch you got knocked up and im not its pop

hickory dickory dock the bitch was sucking my cock the clock struck two i dumped my goo and kicked the bitch to the next block

there is a few i know i know more but i have to credit Andrew Dice Clay you're ass you're face whats the fucking diffrence OHHHHHHHH.

 

[LonelyGhost]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
to have some hanky panky.
Silly Jill forgot her pill
And now there's little Franky.

should have been:

Jack and Jill went up the hill,
to have a little snooze,
Silly Jill, forgot her pill,
And now there's a Franklyhuge!

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Abraham Lincoln was a good old man.
He hopped out the window with his Dick in hand.
He said, "Excuse me ladies, just doing my duty
so why not pull down your pants and give me some booty."

I'm a little penis,
Long and hard,
If you want to see it,
Come in my yard,
When I get all horny,
Then I spout,
Push me in,
And pull me out!

 

[LonelyGhost]

the one i recall is:

um, Franklyhuge used to be a contributor to perb's finest!

now he's a LonelyGhost of his former self ...

 

[ms.belair]

and men think women spout useless drivel?

okay, like this; Mary had a little lamb... with a big cock and they lived happily ever after.

 

[Avery]

and men think women spout useless drivel?

okay, like this; Mary had a little lamb... with a big cock and they lived happily ever after.

Looks like I'll have to book you soon. I'm starting to like you more and more, as you expose more of your filthy mind!!

 

[ms.belair]

Looks like I'll have to book you soon. I'm starting to like you more and more, as you expose more of your filthy mind!!

Considering what we see on this board I would have to say my ditty is about as dirty as a nun's wimple, and hey, what's with this lawyer rumour? Aren't you the guy that runs the hardware department at Canadian Tire on Isabel?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

 

[ms.belair]

Hickory Dickory Dock
The bitch was suckin my cock
The clock struck two
I dropped my goo
And dropped the bitch off at the next block!

Damn, now what? Okay, I'll try this again, "Little Miss Hooker, sat on her Pooner, writhing and screaming away, when they both had the idea that swallowing would be more fun". Better?

 

[MRGREEN]

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
I'm a bit of a shit, I'll have to admit
But look at the money I save!

Damn, now what? Okay, I'll try this again, "Little Miss Hooker, sat on her Pooner, writhing and screaming away, when they both had the idea that swallowing would be more fun". Better?

 

[Randy Whorewald]

Damn, now what? Okay, I'll try this again, "Little Miss Hooker, sat on her Pooner, writhing and screaming away, when they both had the idea that swallowing would be more fun". Better?

Yeah Ms. B. - It feels real nice!!