Sodomy is OK for Jihad, crazed Islamists say

[jesuschrist]

http://www.torontosun.com/2012/07/12/sodomy-the-new-jihadi-training-method

Sodomy is OK for Jihad, crazed Islamists say. That is, your anus can be used to hide a bomb, God willing. But to train your anus to hide a bomb, you have to agree to be sodomized.

Sounds very practical.

But it begs the question, if you want to hide 10 to 20 pounds of explosives, your anus will have to stretch to accommodate something like a watermelon. That's a lot of buggery. Does he expect these terrorists to train by shoving watermelons up their butts? If so, that would be a greater feat than the suicide mission itself!! Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "God willing". Allah be praised!

 

[Cock Throppled]

Then there's The Westboro Baptist Church.

 

[plumbcrawl]

ask any solider who has spent time in Afghanistan about " Thursday men's nights" and you realize this isn't the first time a lot of these guys have been practicing sodomizing...what do you expect from a group who pray to a guy that married a nine year old child?

 

[Tugela]

ask any solider who has spent time in Afghanistan about " Thursday men's nights" and you realize this isn't the first time a lot of these guys have been practicing sodomizing...what do you expect from a group who pray to a guy that married a nine year old child?

God married a nine year old child?

 

[plumbcrawl]

God married a nine year old child?

http://islamgreatreligion.wordpress...t-muhammad-married-aisha-when-she-was-only-9/

 

[Tugela]

http://islamgreatreligion.wordpress...t-muhammad-married-aisha-when-she-was-only-9/

Two points:

(A) Muslims don't pray to Muhammed, they pray to god, the same god as Christians and Jews. Muhammed was a prophet, not a diety.

(B) In Medieval times it was normal for girls to get married at very young ages. It either happened when they entered puberty (and became women according to the standards of the day) or before that. When they married before puberty the expectation was that consummation would only happen after puberty. Allmost all elite marriages in that era were arranged, the concept of marriage for love didn't exist. Remember, in those days life expectancy was about 30. If everyone waited until the modern standard of an appropriate age to get married, the human race would have become exctinct.

 

[blazejowski]

 

[Ratbert_2008]

From what I can see using Google News, this story hasn't been covered by the mainstream media yet. There doesn't seem to have been a credible news organization that reviewed the video with experienced translators.

 

[jesuschrist]

Guys, guys, stay on topic here.

We're not talking about what books people read, who prays to whom, or having sex with 9 year old girls. All lovely topics, but maybe on another thread please.

Let's get back on topic, and that is how they're managing to get watermelons up their butts. Okay?

 

[jesuschrist]

And once they've mastered the ability to stick a watermelon up their butts, isn't it going to be hard to walk? I would think they'd have to practice that too, otherwise it'd be too easy to spot the suicide bomber. Like hey, look at the guy with the loose pants walking like he's been raped by an elephant.... He must be a terrorist!

 

[Ratbert_2008]

Adding some information, just for the "hell" of it

Gatestone Institute article that sparked this: http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/3158/islam-sodomy

But it begs the question, if you want to hide 10 to 20 pounds of explosives,

According to an article in the Atlantic, you don't need 10 to 20 pounds http://www.theatlantic.com/national...ty-bombs-would-make-the-tsa-irrelevant/66849/

"We have nothing in our arsenal that would detect these bombs," one told me. "There is no taboo that we can see against this technique. Suicide is suicide, it doesn't matter how gross it is." I asked one of these experts if the body of the terrorist would actually mitigate the power of the blast, as had apparently happened in Saudi Arabia. "My assumption is that a bomb carried onto an airplane in the anus could be removed in the bathroom and detonated clear of the body," this expert said. "You're dealing with a thin-skinned airplane, so even a detonation of a pound of explosives in the anus could punch a hole."

 

[blazejowski]

Little do the Americans know, the terrorists have kidnapped the Goatse Man in order to get the proper ass-stretching techniques....

 

[Miss*Bijou]

Gatestone Institute article that sparked this: http://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/3158/islam-sodomy

About the Gatestone Institute:
http://sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Gatestone_Institute

Max Blumenthal reports:

At the April event, Wilders's seamless fusion of anti-Muslim bombast and pro-Israel cant was gratefully received by the Gatestone Institute’s founder and director, Nina Rosenwald, whom he acknowledged at the top of his jeremiad as another of his good friends. An heiress to the Sears Roebuck fortune, Rosenwald spreads her millions through the William Rosenwald Family Fund, a nonprofit foundation named for her father, a famed Jewish philanthropist who created the United Jewish Appeal in 1939. His daughter’s focus is more explicitly political. According to a report by the Center for American Progress titled “Fear Inc.,” Rosenwald and her sister Elizabeth Varet, who also directs the family foundation, have donated more than $2.8 million since 2000 to “organizations that fan the flames of Islamophobia.”

Besides funding a Who’s Who of anti-Muslim outfits, Rosenwald has served on the board of AIPAC, the central arm of America’s Israel lobby, and holds leadership roles in a host of mainstream pro-Israel organizations. As groups like AIPAC lead the charge for a US military strike on the Islamic Republic of Iran, threatening to turn apocalyptic visions of civilizational warfare into catastrophic reality, Rosenwald's wealth has fueled a rapidly emerging alliance between the pro-Israel mainstream and the Islamophobic fringe. (In 2003 alone the Rosenwald Family Fund donated well over half of its $1.6 million in total contributions to pro-Israel and Islamophobic organizations.) This alliance serves to sanitize and legitimize professional anti-Muslim bigots like Wilders, allowing their ideas to mingle easily with those of neoconservative foreign policy heavyweights intent on promoting the appearance of a convergence between US and Israeli interests by invoking the specter of a common “Islamofascist” enemy. With Gatestone—which publicizes the writings of figures ranging from pro-Israel super-lawyer Alan Dershowitz to “counter-jihad” propagandist Robert Spencer, and boasts Harold Rhode, a neoconservative former Pentagon official credited, as a senior fellow, with helping to try to push the Bush administration to invade Iraq—Rosenwald has attempted to shift the alliance into overdrive.


From: The Sugar Mama of Anti-Muslim Hate by Max Blumenthal

That fucktard, Geert Wilders's, speech at the Gatestone Institute - if you're interested in whatever garbage he spews:
http://www.geertwilders.nl/index.ph...s/1781-speech-geert-wilders-new-york-april-30


Sun News or whatever they're called are really pathetic - And I mean REALLY pathetic - to be passing this bullshit off as "news". As if that twit Ezra Levant wasn't enough fear mongering and bigotry for morons, they have to plug that crap everywhere they can?

It makes me so angry..and depressed!!

 

[jesuschrist]

About the Gatestone Institute:
http://sourcewatch.org/index.php?title=Gatestone_Institute






That fucktard, Geert Wilders's, speech at the Gatestone Institute - if you're interested in whatever garbage he spews:
http://www.geertwilders.nl/index.ph...s/1781-speech-geert-wilders-new-york-april-30


Sun News or whatever they're called are really pathetic - And I mean REALLY pathetic - to be passing this bullshit off as "news". As if that twit Ezra Levant wasn't enough fear mongering and bigotry for morons, they have to plug that crap everywhere they can?

It makes me so angry..and depressed!!

Ahhh it figures.... it was too funny to be true. Those AIPAC guys must be able to take watermelons up their butts easily because compared to the Islamists, they are definitely the bigger assholes. AIPAC is one of the most evil organizations on earth, making Al Qaeda look like child's play. Thanks for posting that and clearing up who's guilty and who's innocent.

 

[Miss*Bijou]

Ahhh it figures.... it was too funny to be true. Those AIPAC guys must be able to take watermelons up their butts easily because compared to the Islamists, they are definitely the bigger assholes. AIPAC is one of the most evil organizations on earth, making Al Qaeda look like child's play. Thanks for posting that and clearing up who's guilty and who's innocent.

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