So.........

I visited Calgary Escort Jenn again today for the second time in 4 days. Ok, don't get me wrong. The gal is GREAT. However, she picks on me like an older sister would pick on her brother. She pokes at me and makes funny little cracks at me. Makes me glad I have no sisters. I think she even hurt my feelings today. No she didn't. I'm just trying to make her feel guilty. It's probably not going to work, because she is a mean heartless woman who loves to make me cry.
Seriousely though. If your looking for a fun gal who likes to talk, joke around, have a good time, and knows what she's doing. Give her a call. I have been seeing her about twice a week for 3 months, and I always leave with a smile on my face. She is about as real a person as you can get. Even if she slaps me around and calls me Princess!
50% of this review was true, and 50% was bullshit. The bullshit was that she hurts my feelings, and that she's heartless. The other 50% is true. She's a great gal,a lot of fun, and she DOES call me Princess. She's just jealous of my hair.
 

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Looks like I gotta try our little Jenn. Been trying to hook up (no pun intended) with Sydney, but it's like trying to get into a specialist - the timing just never works for me. I've got to go back to my old mantra - stick to the local talent when you can.

the Happy Hookster
 

marley

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I had my first session with Jenn today, and even though she didn't call me princess (not enough hair I guess :( lol), you are definitely on the mark about her personality and abilities. She calls herself a Goddess on her knees, and is not far from it. She makes a guy feel comfortable, and likes to joke around a bit, but when it's time for business, she gets right into it. Fantastic oral skills, and a wonderful personality. I will definitely repeat. By the way, Jenn, if you are reading this....... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
 
marley said:
I had my first session with Jenn today, and even though she didn't call me princess (not enough hair I guess :( lol), you are definitely on the mark about her personality and abilities. She calls herself a Goddess on her knees, and is not far from it. She makes a guy feel comfortable, and likes to joke around a bit, but when it's time for business, she gets right into it. Fantastic oral skills, and a wonderful personality. I will definitely repeat. By the way, Jenn, if you are reading this....... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!
LOL Wear a hippie wig next time. She will put you in your place fast. LOL
Told ya'll she's great. A lot of people assume because she's not shaped like a Barbie doll that she can't be a "Goddess On Her Knees", but she knocks your socks off. One of the best.
 

CalgaryJenn

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Oh hey Marley, yes I had a fantastic time with you today:) . You will have to let me get to know you as well as I know Scotty, and I will call you Princess as well...LOL I look forward to having more encounters in the future as you were quite enjoyable and a very nice guy. And thank you again on the birthday wishes.


Scotty. You "ARE" my little bitch, like it or not....LOL BTW didn't want to alarm you the other day but I swear I could have seen a few grey's poking through...hehehe. Instead of another tube of gel for your beloved blonde locks, you should maybe invest in a box of Just For Men hair color.....LMAO
You know I am kidding xoxo
 
CalgEscortJenn said:
Scotty. You "ARE" my little bitch, like it or not....LOL BTW didn't want to alarm you the other day but I swear I could have seen a few grey's poking through...hehehe. Instead of another tube of gel for your beloved blonde locks, you should maybe invest in a box of Just For Men hair color.....LMAO
You know I am kidding xoxo[/B]
Yeah, I don't mind being your little bitch. You treat me damn great. As for my hair, back off woman. LOL I saw one gray hair the other day, and I pulled it out. For that comment, I plan to mess your hair and give you a serious case of pillow head next time. :p When I'm done, you will need a Flo-Bee to cut the knots out. :D
XOXO Keep smilin'!!!!!!!!
 

marley

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Hmmn.... I'm "quite enjoyable and a very nice guy", and Scotty is a "little bitch". LOL That has a nice ring to it. Keep it up, and it'll go to my head(s). LMAO!
 
marley said:
Hmmn.... I'm "quite enjoyable and a very nice guy", and Scotty is a "little bitch". LOL That has a nice ring to it. Keep it up, and it'll go to my head(s). LMAO!
LOL Hey now... No need to poke me with a stick. :D
 

CalgaryJenn

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Could like the way this turns out, maybe I should start a harem of male bitches for my needs...LOL Applications can be picked up inside my shirt on the way in or out :D
 
CalgEscortJenn said:
Could like the way this turns out, maybe I should start a harem of male bitches for my needs...LOL Applications can be picked up inside my shirt on the way in or out :D
I have to apply to be your bitch now? LOL Ok. Any excuse to reach down your shirt for an application.
 

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hey Jenn,

You may want to get another host for your website. It seems you've exceeded your bandwidth and your site is frozen.

I guess I'll just have to make my own arrangements to see you so I can check out your bandwidth myself.
 

marley

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Scotty, given the choice of poking you or Jenn with my stick, I think I'll take Jenn. Looks like I'm going to need to update my resume to apply for "Jenns bitch" status. I sure hope she doesn't check my references. LOL
 

CalgaryJenn

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Hey only references needed to apply is :

1- know how to use tongue
2- play hard or go home
3- beable to leave exausted and jelly-legged....LOL
4- most important of all, leave with an UN-loaded gun

See I am really a simple gal, and NO Scotty I said simple, not simple-minded...lmao I know you woulda had a smart ass come back for that comment :D

And Yes I have to change my webpage, it seems it is all gibblefucked and frozen will do that today.
 
Me?...... I was going to say something nice. Like how your eyes glimmer and shine so brightly. Like somebody is shining a Maglight in your ear.:D
 

Rocker1965

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Jenn

Hmm this girl is really not my type picture wise but man she sounds like she is lots of fun.

Great attitude Jenn, I might just have to come see what all the fuss is about sometime...Be nice if all sp's were as fun as you sound.!!:D

Here I am, Rock you like a Hurricane - Scorpions 1992
 

CalgaryJenn

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Well Rocker I do value your honesty, I am not everyone's bag as I am not built like Barbie and have a hard bod, but I do have a great, outgoing personality and love to laugh and joke around and make others feel good. You are welcum to cum see me anytime, I look forward to that. :)
 

marley

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Hey only references needed to apply is :

1- know how to use tongue Yup! Check
2- play hard or go home OR, play hard THEN go home!
3- beable to leave exausted and jelly-legged I had jelly legs when I got there! LOL
4- most important of all, leave with an UN-loaded gun - Hmmn....Hope you have a revolving door!

So, What does the position pay? Do I get dental? :D
 
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