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Cali Scott

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I thought that I'd forward this useless trivia on for those having a slow Monday. Don't know if everything is true (Dragonfly, Canadian 2 dollar bill) but it's an interesting list.
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SO - YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING?

A dime has 118 ridges around the edge.

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. [not true. It's 2 weeks to 2 months]

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.

A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the back of the $5 bill.

Almonds are a member of the peach family.

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. Dogs only have about 10.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.

It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament building is an American flag. [was there an $2 bill?]

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

"Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand and "lollipop" with your right.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every letter of the alphabet.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: "abstemious" and "facetious."

There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins.

Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur.

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; otherwise it will digest itself.


Okay..............



Now you know everything!
 

Herb_The_Perb

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A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.
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And a mussel has 32 cats in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
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You callin' my pretzeldent a goldfish?

A snail can sleep for three years.
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That's because they are slow at everything they do.

Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer.
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Actually, it said he used to be a furniture dealer.

All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the $5 bill.
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No, all the Canadian provinces are listed there to balance out the US flag on the Canadian $2 bill.

Butterflies taste with their feet.
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And they walk on their tongues.

"Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt."
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No, the official abbreviation for Montana also ends in those letters.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
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Wuz you there, Charlie?

If the population of China walked past you, in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
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Not since the new government procreation regulations.

If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an average of 6 months waiting at red lights.
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In Seattle, that's 14 months.

Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable.
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And Ohio is the only four-letter-long state with three syllables.

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
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Same goes for tribute bands.

The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing.
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But for people who like to sit around all day typing words like polio, hulk, bump, and milk, the proportion drops dramatically.

The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel fuel that it burns.
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That's about 12,000 gallons to a nautical mile, or about 40 million gallons for a one-way Atlantic crossing, or about $100 million in fuel costs. Right.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.
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They neglected to mention that it also fried his balls.

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.
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With global warming, we'll never have that problem again.

The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes).
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wow

There are more chickens than people in the world.
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More cockroaches, too.

There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous.
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None of them are palindromes, however.
 

mick_eight

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Anyone who has spent anytime in a welding shop knows MT means empty, DuH... How the fuk do you think they can tell which bottles are full or MT
 

LonelyGhost

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maverick73 said:
I'm giving you the award for most awesomely laid out replies to long messages with 20+ points... the patience you exude in copying and pasting so that each point is quoted before you reply is awesome... I've developed the lazy man's technique of just numbering the portions of the quote and then replying to each... but man, you got some patience bro.
well its not like he has anything better to do ...

 

metoo113

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volks said:
Sharks aren't fish.

Sharks are fish they just don't have bones like other fish instead they have cartilage.
 

aznboi9

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Cali Scott said:
A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds.
Didn't they refute this myth on Mythbusters? I think that they were able to strain goldfish to go through a quasi maze.
 

LonelyGhost

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aznboi9 said:
I think that they were able to strain goldfish to go through a quasi maze.
what kind of daquiris are you mixing over there?
 

aznboi9

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LonelyGhost said:
what kind of daquiris are you mixing over there?
LOL, I didn't see that typo. Apparently, they were able to teach goldfish to through this obstacle course using food as an incentive. They even interviewed Ichthyologists (is that right?) who also disputed that myth.
 

LonelyGhost

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aznboi9 said:
LOL, I didn't see that typo. Apparently, they were able to teach goldfish to through this obstacle course using food as an incentive. They even interviewed Ichthyologists (is that right?) who also disputed that myth.
thank god the fishies are alright!

 
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