so who has a pool?

[mustangjoe]

mj, you have balls! if i said that, the accusations of being less than heterosexual would be coming in like an avalanche.

I pay broads to have sex with me. How can anyone doubt my sexuality on here?

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

MJ - if your wife allows an asshole to swim in the pool regularly, why would she object to a hooker for an hour or two????

Simple.....they both compete for his hard earned money!

 

[sirlickheralot]

Bobbi, did you get that tattoo on your forehead advertising you're a hooker ? Shit, I thought you liked it on the down low ?

You could always try local pools, they might let you. Call ahead and ask first would be my suggetion.

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw dictionaries.

 

[mustangjoe]

Simple.....they both compete for his hard earned money!

I don't even have a wife, thank god.

And if I did, I'd tell that bitch to go earn her own damn money, but be home by 5 so she can still cook dinner on time!

 

[BYSON]

I don't even have a wife, thank god.

And if I did, I'd tell that bitch to go earn her own damn money, but be home by 5 so she can still cook dinner on time!

You coulld have the sp in the pool and out by 4:30 before the bitch gets home

 

[tiger]

Damn, I've got a pool, and I'd be up for it (I even dive - used to practice in the pool, but now I go to a quarry where I can rent a tank, blah, blah,) - but alas I'm in Houston - airfare would have to be on you. Sorry.

 

[Discombobbled]

And I highly suggest you refrain from ever getting married if you dont want arsenic in said dinner

Ouch! Ouch! Triple Ouch! You did deserve it though.

 

[Hardatwork]

Those who live in glass houses shouldn't throw dictionaries.

BEAUTIFUL! Haha! That's why we need you to post more often sir...

I'm taking my scuba course.. I need to be certified by friday.. all I need is a pool for tomorrow (tuesday) after noon. If it's heated, I wear a bikini, if it's not, i suit up in a wetsuit a little earlier..

I'll pay a rental if that is neccesary, although, me in a bikini should be rental enough

PM me or email me if you think you could help me out..
bobbi.van@gmail.com

I guess since Friday is almost here, we can shut down this thread now? Did you ever find your pool?

 

[mustangjoe]

Ouch! Ouch! Triple Ouch! You did deserve it though.

Yeah, probably.

 

[mustangjoe]

And I highly suggest you refrain from ever getting married if you dont want arsenic in said dinner

Baby, you want me, don't cha?

 

[maverick73]

Baby, you want me, don't cha?

I must say the dynamic in this Mustangjoe/Alexis "relationship" is just priceless. I'd like to add you two to my soap opera committee.

 

[Sydney]

I must say the dynamic in this Mustangjoe/Alexis "relationship" is just priceless. I'd like to add you two to my soap opera committee.

I think they should come to the orgy.

(not sure if I'm serious but had to say it)

Sydney xo

p.s Hope this worked out.

I'm taking my scuba course.. I need to be certified by friday..