So I'm home recovering...

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

and "playing the banjo" while checking out some porn right here on the ol' net when was at the point of no return and I fell back out of my chair. I am a clutz! My head and shoulders are a little sore, but the orgasm and imagining what it looked like from a different perspective, was worth it.

 

[mikes]

So you hurt yourself masturbating?

Can't say I've done that myself, but I did manage get one of these stuck up my butt:

I had a hell of a time getting it out, but like you said, it was worth it...

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Hope you're better soon, CLM.
And next time, be sure to wear clean underwear in case you need to go to the hospital.

Please tell me what the Marmalade in your handle refers to.
Is it a variation on "jelly"?

 

[hitrack]

Here's an ambulance for ya

PS: I thought you played the skin flute

 

[Massagegirl]

Please tell me what the Marmalade in your handle refers to.
Is it a variation on "jelly"?

Creole lady marmalade is from the movie Moulin Rouge, not sure if it's the name of the song or the lyrics. Sexy video, you'd like it.

 

[lenny]

Please tell me what the Marmalade in your handle refers to.
Is it a variation on "jelly"?

It's from this song:

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/patti_labelle/lady_marmalade.html

 

[maverick73]

It's from this song:

http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/patti_labelle/lady_marmalade.html

Where the f$ck is the 1248????

 

[Creole Lady Marmalade]

Creole lady marmalade is from the movie Moulin Rouge, not sure if it's the name of the song or the lyrics. Sexy video, you'd like it.

Originally, the song was sung by Patti Labelle.