So I was at a bar this evening

[Markl]

I go in, haven't been in months.
Saddle up to the bar and this old nasty looking gal (very drunk) starts talking to me.
I am a nice guy, I chat for a while. Her husband comes over and accuses us of flirting. I managed to diffuse it.. by saying we were just talking about music, which we actually were doing.

Then he goes, "What, my wife isn't sexy enough for you?"
I thought to myself, no, not attracted at alll.
In the end, we all got friendly, they invited me over for a hot tub, to which I politely declined.

Another weird friday evening!

 

[Ray]

Interesting experience...

Reminds me of an incident when I was much younger.

Went to a pub after work with a female coworker to shoot some pool. We were both pretty good pool players.
An older couple in their 60's had the table , so we had to beat them to get the table to ourselves. Wasn't a problem.
But then they wouldn't leave and let us play.
Insisted on a rematch, again and again. Got irritating.

My coworker went to the ladies room.
The older lady we were playing with approached me and asked if we were a couple. I indicated 'yes' so she wouldn't be bothered.
So this lady indicated that her husband and her would be interested in 'swapping' with us for the night. I felt some vomit in the back of my throat.
(We were in our early 20's at the time.)

My coworker came back and I had to explain the conversation that had just taken place.
She looked over and asked, 'What's in it for us?' We left.

 

[Markl]

Hey, If the couple had been least a little bit attractive, I would have probably gone.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

Did you ever notice that the majority of the people who seem to take part in the "swinger lifestyle" are usually quite unattractive.
It seems like anytime you see anything on a documentary or TV show or movie about alternative lifestyles, most of the participants are fat or ugly.
Just like the recent case here in MB. regarding the judge and her husband. I wouldn't fuck her with your dick.

 

[Jethro Bodine]

OHHHH, lol

thanks for the morning laugh

Hey Szexy!
It's a beautiful fall morning in Winnipeg. You should be here.

 

[Dark_Knight]

Ray, that is quite the humourous story!

Markl, sounds like they already had an agreement to try and pick up a guy...