So I thought I'd try something new.

[ScottyTwoHotty]

I thought I'd begin a story, and as it goes on, each person adds to it. Thought it might be interesting to see where it goes. Maybe get into the minds of you perbies. (Maybe it will be perb's longest thread ever!)
Only one rule. Ya can't post another part of the story until at least 3 others have.

Sitting at home with nothing to do, I was starting to feel the urge. The urge to get a little action.

 

[Rain Man]

Sitting at home with nothing to do, I was starting to feel the urge. The urge to get a little action.

It had been a long time since I last had some action. So then I

 

[Rod Steel]

headed for the lowtrack and saw lots of cuties to choose from tonite...

 

[old pooner]

Picked one that says she is a TS??? I don't know what that means.

 

[slow__hand]

But she had legs to die for....long and lean.....climbed into the front seat, short skirt rising higher and I felt the urge even more stongly......this will be great.....(wondered a bit about the bullets) what the hell....she works out! even better I have a lot of energy.....

 

[tonymak]

Said she had a mansized hunger and across the border we go to taco bell.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Aroused as I was, the whole TS thing had me wondering. Totally Sexy? I didn't know, and didn't really care at the moment. Whatever TS stood for, it had to be good! Maybe TS stood for Taco Salad.

 

[slow__hand]

Tony.......mansized hunger? LOL LOL

 

[slow__hand]

So Tacos were on the menu, but while we were waiting a slinky blonde with big d's, who was sitting at the next table..alone...was eyeing us up..I thought she paid more attention to ts than me, but what do I care?...we chatted a bit then offered her a ride....they both got into the back seat and I am all of a sudden the third wheel. (with a mirror)......

 

[CalgaryJenn]

In the mirror I could see the two of them making out, feeling each other up, totally unware I was watching in the mirror.......

 

[Stew]

...and then we veered off to a Burger King because they said that they were fit for a king. Something about "special sauce." "WTF?" I said. I am a Dairy Queen type of guy.....

 

[slow__hand]

What's with all the food.....trying to be American with bigger seats?

WTF? Imagination is the goal.......go!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

As the two were going at it, I heard the one gal say, "My name is Bob." Or at least thats what I thought I heard her say. I wasn't too sure because I had my head hanging out the window trying to cool off from the heat being generated in the back seat. I look to the right and noticed a stranger standing on the side of the road, thumb in the air. I pull over and pick the strander up. As I pull back onto the road, the stranger, now being attacked by the vixens in the back seat, speaks up and says, "Hi, my name is Modicus. Thanks for picking me up. I just got kicked out of a stripper bar for throwing a roll of loonies to a stripper and accidentally knocked her out."

 

[CalgaryJenn]

So I looked over at Modicus with a look of disgust, and thought too myself that roll of loonies coulda been gas money, or an economy pack of condoms for the two hotties in the back seat.

 

[sdw]

The pit bull that had been french kissing me began kissing the constable, the obviously male pit pull jumped through the window and ripped the seat of the constable's pants away.

 

[poolboy99]

my imagination was racing. Two sweeties in the back and some dick head beside me.And me getting no action! Was this for real? i checked the cold medication i was on and it said (may make you helusinate).Just then my cat woke me up. i had a rageing hard on!

 

[LonelyGhost]

suddenly Quentin steps up and yells: "cut! that's a wrap!

another $100 million for a movie no one will ever understand ...

maybe next time they will let me direct MI:IV ..."

he slowly walked to his trailer where Katie and the pitbulls awaited ... not noticing Tom on the roof!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Tom jumped off the roof in slow motion Matrix style, directly in front of us. "I can't allow you in the trailer, there is a midget gangbang going on in there, and I need a cover charge!"
Modicus spoke up and said, "Tom, you don't know who I am, or where I'm from, but, I'm here to help!"

 

[CalgaryJenn]

After taking our porn pictures, we decided to play alittle game of Cops and Robbers with the constable as well as with the hotties. Naked of course.
The constable decided to handcuff me to a tombstone, had his way with the 2 hotties, and when they were done, they drove away leaving me naked and handcuffed to a tombstone, and I still haven't gotten off yet........

 

[Rocker1965]

...continued

When I looked off in the distance and saw the cemetary maintenance crew. A younger dark haird man in his early 30's and a Nice looking blonde about 22. They walked up to me picked me up and both started carressing me all over. The next thing I knew...