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2pacalypse

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i diddled sum chick yesterday and she told me after she had a yeast infection....been sniffin my fingers since, smelling sumthing pungent...anyone know what could happen from that?
 

gotsome2004

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I'm sorry to have to tell you this but it sounds like you will have to amputate them before its too late
 

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2pacalypse said:
i diddled sum chick yesterday and she told me after she had a yeast infection....been sniffin my fingers since, smelling sumthing pungent...anyone know what could happen from that?
yeah you're gonna get a yeast infection in your nose ...

stop sniffin and try washing your hands ...
 

Reggae Gangbang

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2pacalypse said:
i diddled sum chick yesterday and she told me after she had a yeast infection....been sniffin my fingers since, smelling sumthing pungent...anyone know what could happen from that?


 

hitrack

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Stick yer finger in yer ass to neutralize the smell. :)
 

brocketrocket

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hifisex said:
so your post is the second most stupid thing I've read on perb today
And what was the first??? :)
 

tom25

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Hifi ... are you going soft??? Personal attack? When has that ever stopped anyone.

Just kidding .. I admire your restraint!

Tom
 

Very Veronica

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This is a totally legitimate question guys...although all the answers can be found online, here's the very non-apocalyptic scoop on yeast infections.

First off, relax, you do not have to be treated. The cottage-cheese stuff is innocuous to you although she will be supremely itchy.

Second, yeast infections are simply an acid imbalance within a woman's vagina caused by the system being out of whack due to many things including an antibiotic treatment, certain drugs, birth control, pregnancy, menstruation or diabetes.

Most women will get atleast 1 yeast infection in her life and it's easily treated within a few days with an over the counter cream.

Also, Naughty Nurse Veronica recommends giving her several treatments of purely theraputic deep and long reaming with the biggest appendage you have...just another curse of yeast infections...all you wanna to is rub yourself.
 

Very Veronica

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one more thing...

This 'chick' could also have something called bacterial vaginosis which again is harmless to you and has to do with a bacterial imbalance within the vagina. The difference here is that without simple hygeine between partners, you could spread the bacteria. It occurs only with women who are sexually active and is often why girls may smell a bit 'fishy' and may have a whitish discharge. It can be a chronic condition which comes and goes and may or may not respond to treatment. Often it simply clears up on its own.

When your mom told you to always wash your hands, she probably didn't think you'd be sticking your fingers into strange girls' pussies however, when an sp tells you to freshen up, this is exactly what we're trying to avoid.
 

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twat's that you say?

Dr. Wanker responds: Yeast infection in a woman is caused by a living breathing organism known scientifically as Candida Albicans. This yeast has multiplied rapidly in the genitals possibly due to poor hygiene, elevated sugar levels, sexually transmitted diseases such as chlamydia or herpes, vaginal injury or a weakened immune system due to Lyme disease or such.

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Very Veronica

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You may be a wanker but you're right about yeast infections...they can be symptomatic of worse things but normally are not.

As always though...err on the side of caution. If you just stuck your fingers in her and washed them afterwards...i think you'll live but may as well take the opportunity to visit your local gp or the adult porn clinic at 12th and cambie and get a check up.
 

Cock Throppled

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2pacalypse said:
i diddled sum chick yesterday and she told me after she had a yeast infection....been sniffin my fingers since, smelling sumthing pungent...anyone know what could happen from that?
Sounds like a deep, and meanigful relationship.
 

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2pacalypse said:
i diddled sum chick yesterday and she told me after she had a yeast infection....been sniffin my fingers since, smelling sumthing pungent...anyone know what could happen from that?


Didn't any of your friends tell you about doing the FINGER TEST first?? :eek:
2pac,,,if it smells bad,it is bad :p
 

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Less to do with bad hygiene than one may think. (Yeast infection)

Alexis said:
Its also kinda funny how the guys will say that yeast infections and other bacterial infections are caused by bad hygiene, well most of the time its the bad hygiene on the other end (the men) where we get it from.

The doctors (most of the time male) make it out to be a female thing but we know better

" What Causes Vaginal Yeast Infections?

Vaginal yeast infections are caused by a fungus of the yeast family (Candida albicans). Candida albicans is part of the normal environment of the skin, mouth, intestinal and vaginal tract. When the pH balance in the vagina changes from acidic to more basic, the fungus grows rapidly. Rapid growth causes an infection. The change in pH may be a result of diabetes, hormonal changes, use of antibiotics or oral contraceptives.

Other causes are:

Low immunity. An underactive thyroid gland, chronic stress, HIV, lyme disease all hinder your immune system.
Spermicides. Sperm-killing contraceptives can kill friendly vaginal bacteria that normally helps keep yeast in check.
Injury to the vulvar or vaginal membranes can lead to a yeast infection. Injury is often caused by too much rubbing on the vagina without enough lubrication.
What are the Symptoms?

The most common symptom of a vaginal yeast infection is itching. The itching can vary from moderate to intense.

Some of the other symptoms are:

soreness
burning sensation
swollen vagina
a white, clumpy discharge
foul odor
How are Vaginal Yeast Infections treated?

Vaginal yeast infections can be treated by over the counter medications like Gyne-Lotrimin Vaginal Antifungal Cream. It can also be treated by medication prescribed to you by your doctor.

Can Yeast Infections be prevented?

Some ways to help prevent vaginal yeast infections are:

Avoid wearing wet clothing for long periods of time.
Wear cotton underwear. Nylon and other synthetic fabrics retain moisture and heat.
Avoid tight fitting clothing. Tight clothing increases moisture and may create a favorable environment for yeast growth.
Avoid diets rich in sugar. Sugar can alter the pH balance of the vagina.
If you think you have a vaginal yeast infection and you have never had one before, visit your physician to rule out other illnesses, familiarize yourself with the symptoms (so you will know next time) and get proper treatment."
 

dbrw42

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hifisex said:
all kidding aside the female body (despite vigerous research) is still a mystery to me....I simply don't know how you manage all that plumbing :eek:

I also think think its a little odd for guys to become OBGY's.....seriously I think it would be VERY helpful to own the parts you're working on :rolleyes:

HFS
Yeah, I wanted to be a gynecologist when I was younger, but I couldn't find any openings.
 

1abnadlt

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How can we Not love the women in here, eh? (VV; Alexis)
They're always willing to take the time to edunemecate us.
Why do we continue to nickel & dime our pooning and subject ourselves to what sniff-sniff got? Me, I'm saving up..gonna get me a Cartier 'stead of a Timex.
Ok.. ya'll can stone me now.
 
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