Smashley Ohmy 3238

[Grishnak]

I'm not putting this under the review section as there wasn't anything to review but, I will tell all you pooners out there to not do her under any circumstances, anytime, ever. I was curious as she advertises as a butch looking bisexual and I thought that could lead to some fun times. Her incall is in Elmwood, the apartment she lives in looks like it's been hit by a nuclear warhead. There were 8 people in there that I could see from the door. An amazing number considering how much other crap was stacked everywhere. It looked like an episode of Hoarders. She's a pro at taking pics of herself that make her look good but in person she's not attractive at all. I took one look from the doorway and walked. I've done sketchy things in bad locations but I couldn't do that. Turned and walked away, her bitching at my back the whole time. Never, ever in my worst day would I walk into that absolute hole of an apartment to try to have sex with someone so horribly out of shape. Quite literally the worst situation I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of bad ones.

 

[westwoody]

Better safe than sorry.

 

[J23258]

I'm not putting this under the review section as there wasn't anything to review but, I will tell all you pooners out there to not do her under any circumstances, anytime, ever. I was curious as she advertises as a butch looking bisexual and I thought that could lead to some fun times. Her incall is in Elmwood, the apartment she lives in looks like it's been hit by a nuclear warhead. There were 8 people in there that I could see from the door. An amazing number considering how much other crap was stacked everywhere. It looked like an episode of Hoarders. She's a pro at taking pics of herself that make her look good but in person she's not attractive at all. I took one look from the doorway and walked. I've done sketchy things in bad locations but I couldn't do that. Turned and walked away, her bitching at my back the whole time. Never, ever in my worst day would I walk into that absolute hole of an apartment to try to have sex with someone so horribly out of shape. Quite literally the worst situation I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of bad ones.

Well thanks for taking care of my curiosity. Lol

 

[Hornyfarmer420]

I actually went and contacted her today and just walked away when she opened up the front door to her apartment, it looked like she had a cold sore or something on her lip and her pictures definitely didn't match.

 

[Bobby25000]

Thank you for your service, I tried texting her twice but never got a reply. Dodged a bullet.

 

[tro63man]

I'm not putting this under the review section as there wasn't anything to review but, I will tell all you pooners out there to not do her under any circumstances, anytime, ever. I was curious as she advertises as a butch looking bisexual and I thought that could lead to some fun times. Her incall is in Elmwood, the apartment she lives in looks like it's been hit by a nuclear warhead. There were 8 people in there that I could see from the door. An amazing number considering how much other crap was stacked everywhere. It looked like an episode of Hoarders. She's a pro at taking pics of herself that make her look good but in person she's not attractive at all. I took one look from the doorway and walked. I've done sketchy things in bad locations but I couldn't do that. Turned and walked away, her bitching at my back the whole time. Never, ever in my worst day would I walk into that absolute hole of an apartment to try to have sex with someone so horribly out of shape. Quite literally the worst situation I've ever seen and I've seen a lot of bad ones.

Thanks for your review. Saved me time and disappointment.