Skid Marks

[Cock Throppled]

Many of the ladies have issues with the cleanliness of clients, and rightly so.

i just do not get how an adult can leave skid marks. That hasn't happened to me since I was about five.
Hello- wipe, wipe and wipe again.

Use a wet wipe if you have to. Rinse off if you can, but get that hole clean. Use bleach or battery acid if you have to, but when you are about to have an intimate encounter there is NO- NONE- NADA excuse to walk in with stank ass.

Well, okay you can walk in with stank ass if you've just come from work, but then get yourself into a shower. A big help in this regard - and a tip for the ladies - HAVE A SHOWER WAND. Getting up and in to power wash off the crud should be possible even if some guys seem allergic to soap.

 

[WreckBeach]

I hear you man. I've heard all sorts of horror stories while cuddling. I've actually seen a lady leave a skidmark across some white sheets before. I'm pretty paranoid about being clean, making sure there's no debris, odor, etc, so I'm baffled by how many people don't seem to give a shit about personal hygiene.

 

[Mr.Boggo]

That's pretty rancid dude.

Speaking of which, I once was going greek and when I pulled out...it reeked, looked down and their was shit on the wrapper. She was like "oops"...I was like gagging.

 

[Hologram]

Get one of those body brush things. Its like a sponge on a stick and you can scrub everywhere. You can get them at London Drugs.

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[Hologram]

That's pretty rancid dude.

Speaking of which, I once was going greek and when I pulled out...it reeked, looked down and their was shit on the wrapper. She was like "oops"...I was like gagging.

ROFL!!!

Thats why you stay away from greek. Even if she just had an enema.

LOL how did you remove the shitty condom?

 

[Mr.Boggo]

LOL how did you remove the shitty condom?

I think I said "DAMNNNN" and she was so embarrassed, she quickly wrapped it with a wet wipe and flushed it.

 

[princeofdarkness]

So graphically hilarious. Thank you, I needed that long laugh. I hear you and agree with you about being clean.
Talcum powder is great for summer crotch sweat.

Peace.

 

[rocko7]

http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s , Redd Foxx has the definitive word on the topic....

 

[Puddlegurl]

I was working at platinum club and this older gentleman came in. I started giving him a back rub and noticed ... well I won't tell you cause you may get sick lol I felt so bad for him but I had to tell him to continue on with service. I did it as politely and non-embarrassing for him as possible! He was terribly upset after I told him it was pretty bad. I think it may of been easier for me to deal with as I understand these sorts of things and just graduate from a post secondary education in the health care field. Its way more embarrassing for the gentleman then it is for the lady ...

Sometimes these things happen! He even showered before he saw me which is always a must for me ...

Ill never forget how ashamed he felt poor guy ...

Kisses Melina*

Oh Huney that is awful! lol.. but funny none the less. My background (before "Puddlegurl) was nursing so NOTHING shocks me anymore. And yes these two worlds colide ALOT! The more you understand the body and all it's imperfections the easier it is to deal with "shit" like this

We're human, we're all so different, different cultures, different ways of being brought up, Luckily I was brought up by two very OCD clean freaks with a very proper "british finishing school attended" Grandmother so NOTHING was more important to be CLEAN CLEAN CLEAN all the time.Too clean sometimes, like, "Mom- my skin is burning, I think I'm good!" but with that I do notice how many people don't really live by the same "clean codes" .

I am happy to report though, it's VERY rare I'm grossed out and have to take matters into my own hands. 98.9% of gents go over board in the cleanliness dept and that is MUCH appreciated!
There are some men I've met from these boards who I think should have a blog here or advice column because they take such care of their appearance and smell before sessions. THANK U ! XOXOXOX

 

[mistressfreyja]

I was waiting in line the other day, and the kid in front of me had really low jeans about 3/4 down his ass.

He had his grey boxers covering his ass, but he must have had runny bowels, cuz there was a round droplet of you-know-what.

Among other things, he could have pulled his pants up........

 

[Puddlegurl]

Ok, I think that was officially the definition of ........too much info...lol..

I was waiting in line the other day, and the kid in front of me had really low jeans about 3/4 down his ass.

He had his grey boxers covering his ass, but he must have had runny bowels, cuz there was a round droplet of you-know-what.

Among other things, he could have pulled his pants up........

 

[LADY-VIA]

I THINK THIS whole thread is a little too much information.. for 1. its not nice to gossip about our clients mishapps.. and for 2.. its just gross.. and a downer to think about shit stains... lets clean it up PLEASE.

VIA xoo

 

[storm rider]

You would be surprised how many people in our society have no clue about personal hygiene....I have been stuck in a line up many a time behind some guy whose stink was so bad that I kept a 10 foot distance...I have even had people behind me tell me to move on up to which I responded "you walk up 5 feet and take a whiff...if you can tolerate that smell you are welcome to jump in front of me"....I have had a total of 3 people walk up and they quickly walked back...hell whats even worse is I have co-workers who smell this offensive and they interact with a huge cross section of people every day and they smell this bad....like they shit their pants 2 days previous and still have not changed them.....I just shake my head and wonder why they still have jobs as they are nothing but a liabilty.

I wake up early every day and the first thing on the list is a shower....I shower before I go to Sugarland and when I get there I shower again...with a post fun cleanup shower as well....when I have hosted gals at my home the compliment I allways receive first is "you smell nice"....as in clean whilst wearing a light touch of cologne....to the stinky fuckers in our society...you should be preasure washed with a firehose...maybe then you will get the hint.

SR

 

[Cock Throppled]

That's pretty rancid dude.

Speaking of which, I once was going greek and when I pulled out...it reeked, looked down and their was shit on the wrapper. She was like "oops"...I was like gagging.

With all due respect - what did you expect was in there? This is why you should never get your sex information from the "reality" of porn.

 

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[vancity_cowboy]

I THINK THIS whole thread is a little too much information.. for 1. its not nice to gossip about our clients mishapps.. and for 2.. its just gross.. and a downer to think about shit stains... lets clean it up PLEASE.

VIA xoo

that's what we're talking about... cleaning it up ound:

 

[sweetiepie1]

With all due respect - what did you expect was in there? This is why you should never get your sex information from the "reality" of porn.

That's what I was thinking.

 

[tontos]

I was working at platinum club and this older gentleman came in. I started giving him a back rub and noticed ... well I won't tell you cause you may get sick lol I felt so bad for him but I had to tell him to continue on with service. I did it as politely and non-embarrassing for him as possible! He was terribly upset after I told him it was pretty bad. I think it may of been easier for me to deal with as I understand these sorts of things and just graduate from a post secondary education in the health care field. Its way more embarrassing for the gentleman then it is for the lady ...

Sometimes these things happen! He even showered before he saw me which is always a must for me ...

Ill never forget how ashamed he felt poor guy ...

Kisses Melina*

You sound like a very kind and understanding lady!!! Not only a divine desireable body but mind as well!! Iám very jealous of your BF! he's a very lucky guy!! Please come to edmonton sometime!? You'll be treated well if you do!!! Ps to all you guys and gals Fiber in your diet is key. this lessens leakage for lack of a better term! Young or old!! xoxo to you Melina!!

 

[sensualsixty]

I am all in favour of impeccable hygene, but I have encountered a problem more than once when I have used an SP's shower. There was no mat in the shower, and the shower floor was exceeding slippery - very dangerous for an older person who has somewhat fragile bones. I recall a masseuse being petrified that I might slip and necessitate a 911 call!!!

 

[newatit]

yes it is awful to be in the skidmark situation one side of it or the other. It probably is personal hygiene with many, but others do have some physical problems. Some elimination paths tend to retain a small amount of residue after a movement which is dispensed a bit later often without the knowledge of the carrier. Such things as hemmoroids contribute because they cause part of the path to be opened unexpectly or to leak. Older people of both sexes can experience these issues, and many gals who have told me of their experiences in this area relate it to the aging population. so it is not all personal hygiene, but yes, a shower at site before engaging is the usual workable solution to the unknown and unexpected.