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Signs that are misleading

ihatebullshit

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Just saw a sign in Winnipeg at a hair stylist, special teen facials 30.00.
I guess hair cuts must be slow
 

Avery

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They aren't signs, but every month, I receive free copies of two magazines. One is called "SP"; the other is called "CIM".
 

d_Duck55

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There is a very large oilfield service company:

BJ Services

The receptionist there MUST get paid more...

BJ Services Company is a leading provider of pressure pumping services worldwide.
At the Oilshow the BJ booth is popular, because of the giveaways. At the show in Houston, the booth babe was yelling "GO BJ GO BJ BJ" during some giveaway contest. And smiling while she said it. LOL.
 

RamsesIII

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New plates on cars

The new issues here in Toronto start with BB - Driving on the 401 I saw a BBBJ XXX and had to pull up and see who scored that one.

Older lady with no clue.
 

Hedonist7

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I giggle every time I see a sandwich board or sign that describes that the store has an automated teller machine inside:

ATM Inside

ATM also = ass to mouth:D
 

Tiffany

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Thanx for bringing this one up again. Needed some laughs!

How about "Liquor for Less"

Don't remember where I was that I saw that but I laughed!
 

HB40

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There is a very large oilfield service company:

BJ Services

The receptionist there MUST get paid more...
If she doesn't it's a shame. I call them quite often, pretty sure she's getting tired of me....
Receptionist: BJ Services, how may I direct your call?
Me: DATY please, er I mean dispatch. :rolleyes:

Also you can't forget E-Z Lay Pipe Handlers, their slogan is "big or small we lay em all", I'm not joking! :)
 

uncleg

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ANd then there is the ever popular "Parking in the Rear."
 

amanut

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I know Columbus kicked our ass

But do you think the players feel good when they flashed their names on the scoreboard as scoring for CBJ. I suppose scoring may be ok, but I wouldn't want to be the one with the second assist.
 

Alixandra

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You guys seriously put a smile on my face if one of us girls were to see something like that i know it would have blown right over my head!
Love the dentist!
 

vidwindow

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A municipal election sign in Ontario some years back that read: "Grieve for Town Council" I always remember that for some stupid reason.

We also have Dyck Insurance here in E-town! Probably a wise option for many on this board!
 
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