shower rant
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Thanks for the tip and will have to research that one!!Fun STD fact: don’t brush your teeth within 3 hours of performing oral sexDO use all the mouthwash xo
I tend to shower before heading out for a session, I put on deodorant, make sure to clean all man parts and everything in between. I'm not circumcised so I'm always sure to clean that part extra, and at home I have a bidet I use as well. I find that some SP's have smelly booty too, and if I'm about to do Greek it can be offputting, especially since I usually like to go DATO on a girl before making my way in there.
Do you let them know ahead of time you want that or do you you speing it last minute? There is only so much one can do to avoid that issue when you wait until you arrive to ask about DATO or Greek...
Oh trust me, I'm big on communication. I don't just show up after agreeing to a session and ask for Greek at the door, I'm not in pre-booking at all, but I do the whole hour notice thing, mention what I'm looking into and we go from there. I have actually had instances where I pay for Greek and end up not partaking and not because of anything else, but because we just never got there. We may be into the GFE and skip the Greek, but I do like to tell the SP's that I generally like to just play things by ear, that I'll pay them for Greek either way and if it happens naturally during the session then great.. but to be ready for it if we get there part way through.
An hour out is insufficient notice to book happy Greek if it wasn't already on the schedule that day. I'd say more, but I'm afraid that showing you behind that curtain would make me an enema of the state.
I don't demand anal from these girls. I generally ask if we can do Greek for that session or ask if I've given enough notice even for just a session in general. I generally don't prebook, unless it's same day, though I prefer to do an hour notice.
And yet sometimes there's an off-putting booty smell.
Even though they had the whole hour to take a surprise dump, do an enema, set up the incall, do make-up, hair, get into lingerie and brace for the warmth of your generosity.
I'm sure they're all done up and ready, waiting for you, all day every day.
Mmm. Alternatively, some of these SPs aren't in a position where they can afford to say no. So they scramble to take a short notice Greek session, an extra, and hope that the kind of guy who asks for anal without prebooking wouldn't be the kind of man who would go back to the internet, shocked, that they didn't have time to get ready properly.
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Sorry, I'm ranting on the road. Stop the presses, Elsi's à multi-tasking asshole.link fixed
Like I said, I ask them if I've given them enough notice... but if an hour's notice isn't enough and let's just say the girl says, "give me 2 hours" (for example) then that's also fine. I don't prebook days in advance. I don't know how I'm going to be feeling on the day of the session or if I can be out of work by the given (as my line of work isn't on a consistent schedule and I do a lot of on-call). I don't see why an SP has to be scared that I'm not going to see them if they say "No Greek today". Most SP's seem to ask for an hour notice too, at least my ATFs do. Notice I'm not name dropping here either.
You don't do your own driving?........as a boot wearing Neandrathal I have to ask....what's it like to give someone else control of the truck?
Having said that I now understand how you can multi-task, you can rant over text, make reservations at The Old Spaghetti Factory, all the while being an enema of the state.
I'm lucky if I can remember to keep breathing ,when I climb a set of stairs.
What's a truck?
If you have issues remembering to breathe when you climb stairs, I don't think we should meet. I'd hate for you to pass out with my mounds bouncing in your face.
What do they call that? Cowgirl?
Well Cowgirl,when it comes to riding.....I don't forget to breathe.What's a truck?
If you have issues remembering to breathe when you climb stairs, I don't think we should meet. I'd hate for you to pass out with my mounds bouncing in your face.
What do they call that? Cowgirl?
If it's got a beat I'll dance to it....if it's got hair ,I'll ride it.
