Should I advertise?

[HB40]

Hey there, is it just me or is my name red now?!? Anybody else seeing me in red?

I better put together a few session packages and work out a marketing campaign. Ladies, any suggestions on a niche market I would be good for? I might have to specialize in quicky sessions.

 

[xxxbrian]

lol, yup.

not interested! haha

 

[HB40]

OK, well I better take advantage then! For a limited time only....

So.... I am officially advertising my services to ALL ladies out there. I am experienced but new to the business. I am the epitome of average… looks, attitude and girth.
My service specializes in gentle caressing, a sympathetic ear and an eagerness to please that you will find unmatched. For a nominal donation I offer 3 unique experiences to suit any lady who fantasizes about that goofy shy guy with a humility that borders on low self esteem.

1st is the safe, nervous schoolboy package. It includes playfully shy eye contact, giddiness and premature SOG.

2nd is the dorky nerd session. A little more raunchy and included is a personalized mixed tape, advanced booking and some background needed.

The VIP package for the discerning lady is the overnight Renaissance man experience. With this you will enjoy dinner and dancing, poetry, and a portrait! After the fun we can gaze at the stars and snuggle.

So come be my Mrs. Robinson or maybe Marie Antoinette. I’m sorry no couples but I can accommodate groups of up to 6 gals. Outcall only. So give me a call, we can just talk too if you like.
This offer is exclusive to ladies only.

 

[Lilithlovesme]

LOL, maybe we should offer duos!

 

[HB40]

LOL, maybe we should offer duos!

Great idea! But you better bring along all your toys, I can only do so much with the equipment I have.

 

[Adriana✿]

LOL too funny!!!!!...it will have to be a gangbang orgy because I'd tap that!

 

[xxxbrian]

LOL West....

HB40 - what outfit are you wearing to the "GT" on the 23rd?

NO, still not interested - just going with this fun thread

 

[HB40]

HB40 - what outfit are you wearing to the "GT" on the 23rd?

Well I could wear my little black sparkly dress but there is the potential of attracting new clients so maybe leather or my lumberjack ensemble.

BTW, I do offer some more masculine encounters too, I just figured the girls are so used to all you studs that a more specialized service was in order.

I also have the "Handyman, always use the right tool for the job" package, the "serenade at your window" teaser and the popular "picnic and a poke" outdoor adventure.

There's something for any lady, like I always say....when she can put one hand on your cock and the other on top of that, if anything is sticking out....that is something!

 

[BS Detector]

Overnight Session

Followed by breakfast. You could call it your:
Sausage under a blanket followed by Piggies in a blanket with lots of syrup and whipped cream.

Oh, and btw...Sorry but I won't be booking anytime soon.

 

[HB40]

is this not suppose to be in the advertiser furom ( you are in red now )

Sorry buddy i cant resiste

Ya know I checked, I do have posting privileges in the advertising section!

I'm going to wait a bit though, it's not like my PM box is filling up or nothin'

 

[HB40]

LOL, maybe we should offer duos!

OMG that is really funny!
Can we do trio?

LOL too funny!!!!!...it will have to be a gangbang orgy because I'd tap that!

And by tap THAT I'm sure you mean Lilith and Victoria.

OK! A gangbang orgy it is....




This might be harder than I thought.

 

[jim]

And by tap THAT I'm sure you mean Lilith and Victoria.

OK! A gangbang orgy it is....




It's not as easy as it sounds guys.

Why not make it a foursome? You have 2 receiving and 1 giving option. So you only need to find 3 guys interested. I've seen you so count me out.

 

[Annalise Lane]

hahhahah - fantastic -- best perb mess up in years !!

 

[HB40]

Why not make it a foursome? You have 2 receiving and 1 giving option. So you only need to find 3 guys interested.

Ugh! Now I know what you girls have to deal with all the time, some people just can't read and always ask the stupid questions, sheesh why do we bother.

This offer is exclusive to ladies only.

I've seen you so count me out.

And my first bad review! Well let me just say that you were old and smelly and way too grabby for my liking. You can't click with everyone, if you like I can refer you to someone more to your liking.... I hear spermie does CIM and swallows!

 

[moi]

rofllllll HB you're hilarious!!!

xoxo

 

[DQ Guy]

Well I'm always up for a TOFTT.
But I warn you, I may not be so nice in my review..
what with all this hipe that your building up, I'm not sure your gonna
be up for the tasks at hand, so to speak.

It is nice though, to see the little guy, taking on such a tough world..

I have to say I wish you the best and I do look foward to reading some of
the reviews.

ohh and let me know what its like on the other side.
It would seem no one wanted to take me up on my offers a while back.
so It'll be interesting to see what its like

 

[jim]

I've seen you so count me out.

And my first bad review! Well let me just say that you were old and smelly and way too grabby for my liking. You can't click with everyone, if you like I can refer you to someone more to your liking.... I hear spermie does CIM and swallows!

I knew you'd take it that way. To set the record straight, we have seen each other in a social situation, you probably wish it was more but sorry I don't swing that way.

Perhaps you and Spermie can make up and go on the road. I'm sure he'd love to take you to Robson street and get you some real nice shoes.

 

[HB40]

I would have to disagree with those statements.

Your looks are not average, (I won't out you to say why)
Your attitude is by far way more awesome than the average joe out there.

I also will don't wish to make too much hoopla about the other non-average parts of you, but lets say I certainly enjoyed you..

Maybe now that you've gone pro, perhaps a review is in order?
xoxo
Nina

Awww thanks Nina, you are so nice.

Although I don't think it's going to help much to promote my schoolboy and nerd packages, I haven't got a single inquiry on those....go figure?

 

[HB40]

I will be your first taker babe. xox I choose schoolboy.... But only if knee high socks are part of the deal. lol

Whoopee!!

Of course knee high socks are included, I'll even wear my best britches and suspenders. But in all fairness I have already given you a mixed tape so I'll have to think of something special.

I know....I'll carve HB luvs Kendra on a tree.

 

[HB40]

*ahem*
I can share, ya know...


xoxo
Nina

LOL, you know I would shout from the rooftops I love Nina!

But I will say you do play very nicely with others.



And I'm still red, WTF?

OK ladies, lets get serious. My balls are shaved, ear hair trimmed, skin exfoliated and all my extremities manicured....it's a lot of work making ourselves pretty and presentable.
And I'm offering a special, donations can be accepted in the form of home cooking, cake will greatly increase YMMV.