Shopping

[80watts]

As it approaches the Hallow night event and major store theme for this time of year (Halloween); soon there will be the Xmas season to look forward to...

So for presents to our loved ones, we go out and get them a present, meaning you have to shop.... online or in a store.

So most stores usually have certain discounts during certain time of the year.... Where (What store) and when are these specials usually on for any particular store.

eg. in January , most stores sell off Xmas decorations after Christmas....

 

[sybian]

A dollar a roll after Christmas for wrapping paper...then you tuck it away and can't find it the next year.
So my nieces and nephews get Santa wrapping paper on their birthday presents in summer.
Carhartt jackets go on sale when the weather is cold, and after firewood season is over, chainsaws and axes go on sale about February .
Oh yeah....and after breeding season, viles of frozen bull semen are cheaper.
Yup.....you just gotta have the storage and know how to plan ahead to acquire the sperm, and have the storage.

 

[MissingOne]

A dollar a roll after Christmas for wrapping paper...then you tuck it away and can't find it the next year.
So my nieces and nephews get Santa wrapping paper on their birthday presents in summer.
Carhartt jackets go on sale when the weather is cold, and after firewood season is over, chainsaws and axes go on sale about February .
Oh yeah....and after breeding season, viles of frozen bull semen are cheaper.
Yup.....you just gotta have the storage and know how to plan ahead to acquire the sperm, and have the storage.

Just be careful to whom you give gifts of bull semen.

 

[sybian]

Just be careful to whom you give gifts of bull semen.

So I can assume you don't have a liquid nitrogen tank in your basement?

What colour Carhartt do you prefer....you can re-gift those vials I already sent you to Take8easy.

 

[lostviking]

A dollar a roll after Christmas for wrapping paper...then you tuck it away and can't find it the next year.

Been there, done it, will never do it again. Not worth playing hide and go seek for $2 savings.

 

[jgg]

Oh yeah....and after breeding season, viles of frozen bull semen are cheaper.
Yup.....you just gotta have the storage and know how to plan ahead to acquire the sperm, and have the storage.

...and hope the straw doesn't break in your mouth.

 

[sybian]

...and hope the straw doesn't break in your mouth.

Yeah......an unwanted facial,or CIM deposited from a 2000 pound bull named Trapper John, puts a downer on your day.

 

[80watts]

You guys see the word shopping and think sperm facials..... on yourselves. Whatever its your face

I was looking for info on where bargains could be had.... oh well enjoy your facials, I hear its good for your skin....

 

[sybian]

You guys see the word shopping and think sperm facials..... on yourselves. Whatever its your face

I was looking for info on where bargains could be had.... oh well enjoy your facials, I hear its good for your skin....

No, no.....we are trying to avoid them.
I'll type slower next time....incidentally , a vial of bull semen is under 5 bucks, so if your into that, ...it is kind of a good deal.

 

[MissingOne]

So I can assume you don't have a liquid nitrogen tank in your basement?

Nah. I took the tank to a flea market and traded it for a slightly-used inflatable doll.

What colour Carhartt do you prefer....

Does Carhartt come in chartreuse?

 

[sybian]

Nah. I took the tank to a flea market and traded it for a slightly-used inflatable doll.



Does Carhartt come in chartreuse?

If you leave the doll inflated, you can use the HOV lane.....just tell the officer it's a emotional support device.
....and yes you can find Carhartt's in that colour in the women's section...... As long as you don't mind the zipper going up on the wrong side, it can be a very flattering colour......don't judge me.