Shopping at Home Depot ..... or pooning there

vancouverman

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now ..... I will never be able to look at the firls @ Home Depot without thinking ..... would you? how much for getting naked ...

we need to send hitrack to negotiate a good price ......









 

maverick73

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Feb 2, 2005
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Here are my MARS ratings:

Girl 1: 7.0 in Home Depot form, 8.0 in calender form
Girl 2: 7.5-8.5
Girl 3: 7.0-8.0
Girl 4: 6.5 to 7.5
Girl 5: 7.0 to 8.0

Reminds me of this 1 babe (I love using that 80's word) at my local Home Depot that was a real hotty. She recently got pregnant and it's all gone downhill. For some reason, she doesn't look healthy in her face. Real tired and haggard all the time. I used to go out of my way to line up in her lineup, but I now I couldn't be bothered.

Anyways, screw the cashiers. About a month ago I walk in and saw this late 30 year old mom with a business skirt and heels lying down on the patio furniture. She wasn't wearing hose (damn) but her legs were waxed and silky smooth. I stopped, followed her legs with my eyes from heel to opening in her skirt. I could see her panties (barely). I looked her straight in the eye and gave her a shit eating grin, and she grinned back. She had that really horny "I need to get fucked" look. I doubt hubby has fucked her in a LONG time. Anyways, her son gets done picking out all the household shit and they're lining up. I can see all the male customers copping looks every 10s. It was quite funny. It was the MARS definition at work in real time. I was able to quickly assess the situation and determined that at least 8 out of 10 males were secretly (and some not so secretly) sneaking looks. She knew it and loved it too. She gets a MARS rating of 8.0.

So later I'm at the gas station getting gas, and who pulls up? It's her and her son in their Honda Civic. I politely make a comment about how we can't seem to lose each other and we both laugh. She was kind of uncomfortable now because her son was like right there in the car. I wanted to go over there and just bend her over the trunk of her car with everybody including her son watching, pull down her panties and ram it in.

Until the next Home Depot sighting... this is Maverick over and out...
 

Bull

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Looks like someone needs a corporate makeover... :p

 

Dakota Wood

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maverick73 said:
Reminds me of this 1 babe (I love using that 80's word) at my local Home Depot that was a real hotty. She recently got pregnant and it's all gone downhill. For some reason, she doesn't look healthy in her face. Real tired and haggard all the time. I used to go out of my way to line up in her lineup, but I now I couldn't be bothered.
The Home Depot I go to has a clerk who used to be hot, but since she got pregnant, has become really tired and haggard looking. Either Mav and I shop at the same Home Depot or that's just the way women look when they are knocked up.
 

hitrack

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Yep....Thats why I goto the pros

 

sexmaniac

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Yeah hitrack that experience is invaluable sometimes....where else can you find a normal woman that has sucked a few hundred cocks a month? If she is not improving, then she should get a real career. We only want the pro's!
 
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