...Gesundheit. Does anyone need any more evidence that Bertuzzi is the lowest functioning clam on the seabed? The game Tuesday against Phoenix was another example of lazy play, really,really stupid penalties, head-in-the-clouds blind passes and no desire to back check. The guy is a dud. About the only way he can score is into an empty net. Six mil a year for 18 goals? Two of those were empty-nets, one bounced off his leg. Take out the two hat trick games and he has 9 goals in regular run of play. From Superstar to Sphincter. Should really help our Olympic team.
Shituzzi...
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Bert has a hard on for Naz.
The fucker can be on a breakaway yet still slow down and look for his hero and try and pass it to him.
If the other team dares to look at Naz wrong, Bert will stop what he's doing and go after the culprit not caring that he's out of position and leaving the whole team vulnerable.
It was almost cute at first but it's just getting out of hand and it's just too much to watch.
I bet Bert sniffs Naz's worn jock when he's in the shower.
The fucker can be on a breakaway yet still slow down and look for his hero and try and pass it to him.
If the other team dares to look at Naz wrong, Bert will stop what he's doing and go after the culprit not caring that he's out of position and leaving the whole team vulnerable.
It was almost cute at first but it's just getting out of hand and it's just too much to watch.
I bet Bert sniffs Naz's worn jock when he's in the shower.
Sorry but given his salary, baggage, demeanor, inconsistencies, and laziness at times, they'll never be able to trade him. Except for maybe Theodore. Gainey would love to dump him on somebody.
mmMM bertuzzi
He may be sucking it up on the ice, but he is still SUPER sexy!
and even better looking when he's not all sweaty, or crying..
He may be sucking it up on the ice, but he is still SUPER sexy!
and even better looking when he's not all sweaty, or crying..
Hmmmmmmmmmm this Robson Report is as i suspected.................ya got to be banned at least once to be invited.Squirrel said:
Alright Modicus take this, 'your father was a hamster (No not Hamster but hamster) and your mother was a squirrel.' (No not Squirrel but squirrel).............ya i'm a bad man. I'm evil, i don't belong on this board. BAN ME?? ..............but only for like a day or two.
There you go. Robson Report here i come...............and all the lovely ladies........can we say shwinggggggg???
Squirrel is right .... WTF is all about guy who has no teeth???? .... and every woman in that place was whispering .... "ohhhhh it is him ... OHHH".
not exactly .....Sonny Burnett™ said:
if he would do this .... one of our friends would have an orgasm with fireworks.... right there ( and she had a very mini skirt that day )
even without him sitting at our table.. we had to hold her down.,.. she wanted to touch his butt so badly ....
of course I wanted to touch his butt badly.. he's a hotty!
And yes, I was having mini orgasms in my mini skirt... so what? Every girl in there was.
lucky for us... tuzzy left quickly ...... some of girls energy was .... (because there was no better objects left) directed at us
and.. while we are at the subject of you and your mini skirt ...... not sure if you knew ... but you forgot your underwear
and.. while we are at the subject of you and your mini skirt ...... not sure if you knew ... but you forgot your underwear
