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Shawnna-A REVIEW

gotsome2004

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Shawnna A REVIEW

http://www.escorts-canada.com/cgi-bin/ad?id=4935


I seldom give a negative review, and many sp's can testify that I can be very easily pleased. But after tonight's encounter, I have to admit that that was one of the worst encounters I have had the misfortune of experiencing.

First I must credit Shawnna for being one of the most beautiful women available on escorts-canada, and I credit her for being available at such short notice.

There was a problem meeting at the agreed time as she was not at the door to let me in, and after waiting for about 5-10 minutes I ran to a phone to call and only then learned that she was in fact waiting and audibly very irritated and wondering where the hell I was. I dismissed it as a simple misunderstanding and came to her door in 5 minutes. After events unfolded, I now wonder if this minor incident had influenced her service the way it did.

She greeted me at the door, gave a hug, and proceeded in the usual manner which many clients have been accustomed to in past.

We proceeded to the bedroom and undressed rather quickly. There was something about her manner which betrayed a feeling of expediency which can be unsettling to some, but I can be a wham bam kind of guy anyway, so I happily went with that flow.

The covered bj was awesome.

Not much dialogue happened between us and without much eye contact either. There really wasn't much chemistry happening between us as we didn't really talk, yet somehow from the 10 or so minutes that we have known eachother, I began to detect a subtle though obvious ill concealed contempt in attitude she was beginning to exhibit towards me.

I was being completely inoffensive and tried to avoid anything that might further set her off. I offered benign anecdotes about the weather, her beauty, anything to divert conversation away from the increasingly hostile atmosphere, but she replied to everything I said with an increasingly sharp form of rebuttal.

The encounter was progressing really bad after learning that she was to have knee surgery the following day and hence could only offer one position only. It was at that point that I realized she was under some kind of pain. Okay, I don't know about you guys, but for me when at the height of passion you just learn that your sp is on pain killers and severely limited in her ability to function, it sort of kills the moment.

We went back to the bj and finished early.
I made the mistake of requesting that we complete the remaining half hour with a massage. She sneered: “I worked at a massage parlour for years, I don’t do massages anymore”
Okay I should have just walked out at that point, but something clearly was wrong in the air, and being completely baffled about what the best thing to do, the human in me wanted to try and make the situation somehow better by offering conversation for the time we had left. It couldn't have been me that she was so pissed off at and I just wanted to help learn and perhaps help out by what was troubling her.

I will not go into detail about the disastrous content of our one way conversation but let me just say that it was not unlike that experienced between a pissed off guidance councilor and a delinquent. There just wasn’t anything I could say without offending the woman.

I am in many ways very sorry about her physical condition, and I will not go out of my way to say that I was insulted, clearly something was wrong and nothing I could do could help her but if I could hit the rewind button in life, I would definitely go back a couple of hours and miss the appointment entirely.

Looks: 9,
Attitude: -20,438
Service: -1,354

Proceed at your own risk
 

jakey_edwards

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Wow

I admire and applaud your ability to give someone the benefit of the doubt and the way in which you've written the review. Good on ya mate.

Sorry about the shitty experience.

D
 

Slurpie

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I just can't believe we are talking about the same Shawnna!
After reading her text in her ad, I think you must got her mixed up with someone else.:rolleyes:

shawnna said:
Hi there If your looking for a classy friendly lady im it!Im playfull,Sweet,Cute and looking for some fun!!I enjoy spending Unrushed private time!!you can e-mail me or call me to book an appointment,I need half hour to 45 min notice,Stages,private funtions,heels and all!!,Hours available-MON to FRIDAY 9am-11pm
WEEKENDS 9am-11pm . Hope to see you all soon... Love Shawnna.p.s please no vaulger e-mails or message do to they will not be answered THANKS.
 

prowler44

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yikes

Whats happened to her? She used to be sweetheart. Seems to me this is the second negative review on her in the last few months. I haven't seen her in over a year but your experience differs greatly from mine.:confused:
 

Avery

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gotsome, congratulations on posting a negative review without resorting to personal attacks on the SP. I've said before that anyone can write a positive review, but it takes skill and time to write a good negative review.

I haven't seen Shawnna as an indy, but I saw her three times, I think, when she worked at the MP/incall. Each session was very different. One was very good, one was OK, and the other wasn't good at all. I'm not surprised by the disparity in experiences reported here. She's always been an extreme case of YMMV, even with the same client on different occasions. I won't speculate on the reasons for it, and I don't think others should either.

Westwoody said:
If she is in such a bad state WHY THE FUCK IS SHE TAKING CUSTOMERS?
That's an excellent question. Only she knows for sure, but it seems pretty obvious to me.

Last year, I had a session with a well-known local lady who was on pain killers from having her wisdom teeth removed the previous day. She didn't have a bad attitude, but she was subdued and had terrible breath. I was tempted to post a review with that information, but I decided to hold back and give her a second chance later. That turned out to be a wise decision. I've had two excellent sessions with her since, however, she shouldn't have seen me that first time.

Westwoody said:
Thanks for the heads up, I've held my tongue for a long time and I'm going to start posting negatives too.
I've posted a few negative reviews over the years, and I've never understood why some guys are afraid to do so. As long as the reviewer doesn't resort to personal attacks (e.g. calling her a greedy bitch, etc.), there's nothing wrong with negative reviews. I got more flak for posting a lukewarm review of one local SP than I did for my negative reviews. A couple of her fans took exception, but so what? We're all anonymous here, so why should we be concerned about name calling? Most of the trolls are probably shrinking chicken-shits in the real world.
 

logsplitter

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Avery said:
I've posted a few negative reviews over the years, and I've never understood why some guys are afraid to do so. As long as the reviewer doesn't resort to personal attacks (e.g. calling her a greedy bitch, etc.), there's nothing wrong with negative reviews. I got more flak for posting a lukewarm review of one local SP than I did for my negative reviews. A couple of her fans took exception, but so what? We're all anonymous here, so why should we be concerned about name calling? Most of the trolls are probably shrinking chicken-shits in the real world.
It is the poons that made me less likely to post a negative review (not the sp). I posted on a lady from St. Vital last year about this time (It was on TJ's thread on the same lady). I put it in its most favorable light with lots of positives. Well she was pissed off and I reasonably expected that. Then several poons and a couple of other sp's got really insulting. Only a few poons tried to bring balance to the bashing tyrade which went on for several pages. I haven't posted a negative review since. I presume the poons were motivated to look good to the lady hoping to get favours for sticking up for her or her friends.

To be honest I have only had one bad session since. It was really bad and ought to have been posted if this board is doing what it is designed to do but it is up to all of us to make sure no one bashes anyone for posting their review opinion on here or we won't get the feedback the board is designed to give. It is not very hard to disagree with a post and say so without personalizing it and being rude to the negative reviewer. Anonymoty sometimes brings out the worst in all of us I guess.

Recently there was a thread where a certain sp by the intitials CC got out of hand and went all the way to downright rude. Things got really rude and they need not have. It looked like the same sort of thing to me as my experience a year earlier. In the CC case the lady gets out of line with the other ladies. They get in a mutual rude match and then the poons side with their favorites and things become too personalized and insulting for my liking. Anonymoty only goes so far guys. If you really want to find out who someone is (whether you are a sp or a poon) it is not that difficult to do ( I know because I remembered who crapped on me and over time I ID'D sevearl of the rude poons). Unnecessarily crapping on someone with percieved anonymity can be a big mistake.
 

Sixpak

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Westwoody said:
If she is in such a bad state WHY THE FUCK IS SHE TAKING CUSTOMERS?
Well ..........
Avery said:
That's an excellent question. Only she knows for sure, but it seems pretty obvious to me.
Obvious and sad conclusion is that it is a job! We all drag ourselves to our job even if we feel like shit, but the difference here is the expectations the customer has of the visit he has been looking forward to. When you think of how many hours the average pooner has to work in order to enjoy this one hour with the SP, it is a huge disappointment to receive terrible service, especially when a terrible attitude goes along with it.

I can see where the SP is relying heavily on that income and needs to work, but she should understand the expectations of the customer and displaying a bad attitude for no reason is a poor excuse. Many of the SPs will let the client know what the problem is and will rebook the session. If the client goes ahead with the session then both parties need to show compassion for the partner. When it comes down to it, the main factor is the personality of the SP - and the attitude she has towards her customers. Some moody people cannot hide their lack of compassion. At the same time the personality of the client can come into play, but many pooners on here have shown they do have compassion. Gotsome has and is a 'frequent pooner' so when he reaches the end of his patience with some SPs they are the losers in the end. He is doing the right thing in letting others know, and he did it tastefully. Personality and attitude are extremely important and can be noticed without the use of a magnifying glass like certain pooners take along to find stretch marks!! :)
 

logsplitter

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Sixpak said:
Personality and attitude are extremely important and can be noticed without the use of a magnifying glass like certain pooners take along to find stretch marks!! :)
I couldn't agree more. Stretch marks seem to cum with the turf and only a few times have I ever seen them bad enough to spoil the eye candy. A lady can make up for almost everything if her attitude is positive and it is obvious that she is giving it her best.
 

Havinablast

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HOT and Cold

I have seen the lady in question and my first experience with her was very good..(I was on time) as she even stated to me on the phone before we met I had to be on time!!!
The second time was very cold, very mechanical , very dull. I found her very attractive but I have not repeated.
 

bigandhard

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I personally have never had a bad session with Shawna. She has always been lots of fun ( in my experience). As they say, YMMV.
 

therealrex

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logsplitter said:
Anonymoty only goes so far guys. If you really want to find out who someone is (whether you are a sp or a poon) it is not that difficult to do ( I know because I remembered who crapped on me and over time I ID'D sevearl of the rude poons). Unnecessarily crapping on someone with percieved anonymity can be a big mistake.
So what happened after you ID'D them? Did you go to their houses and slap them with your giant wee-wee?:D
 

Horn Dog

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TJ in the 'Peg said:
My experience was very much the same. May be a case of YMMV, but it has been well over a year since I saw her last.
I've known Shawna for about 7 - 8 years now and I can tell you that she is EXTREME YMMV. I personally haven't seen her in about 3 - 4 years. There are times she is the sweetest thing that you can really relate to, then other times, she is just plain psychotic. I remember the last times I saw her at 222, she went ballistic over small things. I know she has had a tough life with things not always going her way. I think she has faired pretty well knowing what has happened, but she certainly has her crazy moments. The only thing I would suggest is trying to talk to her a bit and try to figure out what mood she is in. If you detect it is a bad day, STAY AWAY.

Overall, she is very attractive, but in terms of performance, it has always been about average. BJs have always been mechanical for all the years I have seen her. I think that there are much better service providers, but she is one of the more attractive ones for sure. But one thing I can tell you DON"T EVER PISS HER OFF OR SHE WILL PUNISH YOU WITH HER SHARP TONGUE !!!!

In my opinion, one of the best has to be Nicole at Broadways. She has a HARDBODY and goes like a machine. I think she is probably around 32 - 34 but she has a way better body than most 20 year olds as she works out alot. She is definitely firm.

Another favorite is Willow. I've only seen her once, but she knows how to treat a man well. I'm not sure she is around even....

I used to like Oshean 8 years ago and saw her for about 1-2 years until she started sticking her tongue up my ass and that grossed me out. If she was doing that to me without asking me, how many others was she doing it to ? I have never seen her since.
 

Terrell

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Horn Dog you nailed that review. Shawnna has always been very unpredictable, and her service is mechanical. Great body, she should have been a dancer.
 

Analyst

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Terrell said:
Horn Dog you nailed that review. Shawnna has always been very unpredictable, and her service is mechanical. Great body, she should have been a dancer.
It might be time for her to get an "enhancement" as kids do wonders to breasts which is not unexpected. Either a little lift or a complete enhancement.... But with all the young things out there, every little bit helps. I don't need huge breasts, just ones that can stand on its own. Like they say, anything more than a mouth full is a waste ! :D
 

shawnna

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thanks sweety i dont think i need one eather! you no some people just cant be nice at all !!!i guess each to its own.:)
 

Terrell

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You just keep that perfect little body just the way it is. As far as I am concerned there are far to many freak show out there now. When you have one of the best bodies in the industry why change it.
 

rubintugger

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Terrell said:
You just keep that perfect little body just the way it is. As far as I am concerned there are far to many freak show out there now. When you have one of the best bodies in the industry why change it.
I don't think the comment was about making them bigger, but correcting some of the wear and tear that life's most wonderful event can have on them. And while, if my mammory serves me well, they are nice, there is room for a little work....

Rubin
 
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