Interesting...I will never offer to touch you there with any sharp objects....lol.
Nope, no way. Come see me clean and freshly showered, if not I provide one and I don't mind scrubbing you down, and you can come with all the hair, trimmed hair, or shaved bare, it does not matter. But the only thing going near your precious jewels would be my hands and tongue and mouth. (well my feet if that is what your preference is)