Sexual Addiction

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

Hope you all had a merry chritmas and the fat dude was goo to y'all. I ran into the following survey on one of the other mongering related boards and thought it would be interesting to post here and get some input from fellow mongerers. I do not endorse this survey nor its scientific validity; as I said I am just looking for some thoughts/feedback

Sexual Recovery Institute

 

[gymguy]

I got a 10! I always wanted a 10......and....TWO red flags!
Then I went to the SU web site and......so many babes.....so little money!
I seem to like going younger (but still legal) as I get older. Not so say that I still don't enjoy older ladies, but I seem to be trying to recapture lost youth experiences.
Cheers all

 

[BlueBells]

Hee Hee, the test doesn't really apply to me but .... I did it anyway. Answered yes to 18 q's and got three red flags hmmmm, should I seek counselling?

 

[maxx50]

The truth will bear out

Well you have hit the nail on the head .and called a perb a sexual addict ,which acording to all the sicentifice info. we are.
Now you have started the demise of this whole perb forum ...because we all must go and confront our attiction.

#1 on my list is ..I will know longer viste the Perb board
#2 ..I will know longer use escorts
# 3 ..I will know longer masterbate

Hell there goes my whole reason for living...and it all happened at Christmas ...What a downer.

On the other side which came first the chcken or the egg... the loner or the addict ...the perb or the abbuser.
As far as I can see( and I am going blind) that this here is our support group ..where we make our resilution to be more of what we want to be and do....
As for sexual addiction who are the most addicted the Guys or the Girls

 

[Willie263]

Hee Hee, the test doesn't really apply to me but .... I did it anyway. Answered yes to 18 q's and got three red flags hmmmm, should I seek counselling?

Bluebells

Right up there with ya, 17 & 3.........

Don't think I need counselling, (I can get it for free), I"m enjoying myself.

But gotta consider you've gotten to 18 in 1/3 the time it took me to get to 17.

You must be really enjoying yourself.

Take care, Willie

 

[HeMadeMeDoIt]

This sounds promising, you guys make me feel normal! LOL

I also got 3 red flags and it would appear that I need counselling. I have therefore emailed my travel agent and he was kind enough to move up my upcoming Rio trip to the 2nd of January instead of the 5th with no penalties

No counselling will equal that which I will get from Brazilian babes and their bald kitties and round bundas

 

[rollerboy]

14y (I prefer to think of them as the "correct" answers), but only 1 red flag. God, these red flags are hard to get!

 

[yogi]

Agreed, westwoody.
I hit only 6/1 red, yet I'm still considered a cry for help.
What was a question? "Do I think about sex all the time?" Of course! Geez, when I say no to that one, kill me immediately.

A good question they didn't write is "Do you plan your vacations according to your chances of getting sex (paid or freebie) from the natives?"
I'd hafta cop to that one!

 

[VanIslandGuy]

If its an addiction - can SP fees be considered a medical expense?

 

[chuck1561]

If its an addiction - can SP fees be considered a medical expense?

heeeeeeeeeey ..now there's an idea

 

[bobsled]

I need counselling...

The survey results strongly urged me to get counselling.

Besides being addicted to sex, masterbating, booze, cigarettes, internet porn (what a great invention), coffee, and 20 year-olds dressed up in schoolgirl uniforms, I thought I was doing OK.

So....time to make a New Years resolution. I'm cutting back on my coffee.

So there. It's going to be tough, but by God, I'm going to do it!

Later,
bobsled.

 

[yogi]

Originally posted by VanIslandGuy
If its an addiction - can SP fees be considered a medical expense?

No, it would have to be the methadone equivalent.
Ya gotta substitute something less harmful; that's the only way to make it eligible for a tax deduction or an insurance claim.

Perhaps live sex shows?

 

[LonelyGhost]

If its an addiction - can SP fees be considered a medical expense?

someone actually tried that in Germany and got refused ...

sexual addiction is about as bogus as it gets! just more moralizing by a bunch of tight-asses ...

no matter what you 'think' about human beings, the strongest force in nature is procreation!

there are bugs out there who are born, fuck, lay eggs and die within one day! now that's a sexual addiction!

Marvin had it right: Sexual Healing!

 

[LonelyGhost]

Sexual Healing
Marvin Gaye

Ooh, now let's get down tonight
Baby I'm hot just like an oven
I need some lovin'
And baby, I can't hold it much longer
It's getting stronger and stronger
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
sexual healing, oh baby
Makes me feel so fine
Helps to relieve my mind
sexual healing baby, is good for me
sexual healing is something that's good for me

Whenever blue tear drops are falling
And my emotional stability is leaving me
There is something I can do
I can get on the telephone and call you up baby, and
Honey I know you'll be there to relieve me
The love you give to me will free me
If you don't know the things you're dealing
I can tell you, darling, that it's sexual healing

Get up, Get up, Get up, Get up, let's make love tonight
Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, Wake up, 'cause you do it right
Baby I got sick this morning
A sea was storming inside of me
Baby I think I'm capsizing
The waves are rising and rising
And when I get that feeling
I want sexual healing
sexual healing is good for me
Makes me feel so fine, it's such a rush
Helps to relieve the mind, and it's good for us
sexual healing, baby, is good for me
sexual healing is something that's good for me
And it's good for me and it's good to me
My baby ohhh
Come take control, just grab a hold
Of my body and mind soon we'll be making it
Honey, oh we're feeling fine
You're my medicine open up and let me in
Darling, you're so great
I can't wait for you to operate
I can't wait for you to operate
When I get this feeling, I need sexual healing

 

[chuck1561]

someone actually tried that in Germany and got refused ...

Actually LG..he got approved..but it fell through when the sp's refused to give him reciepts..

 

[dbrw42]

18 yeses and 4 red flags!!!

Does this make me a bigger pervert than the rest of you? I've always wanted to be number 1 at something.