Sex with a new girlfriend

[who]

Must have been funded by the Fraser Institute!

 

[Paris]

Just enjoy yourself for heaven sake. If you appear to this woman with a terrible lack of self-confidence......good chance you'll blow it for sure.

UMMMMMMM size is somewhat important guys BTW!!!!!!!!! But one does not have to be built like a monster to give a woman an orgasm. However......if it's smaller then a child's baby finger.......well there's gonna be a problem.

Paris/Caryn

 

[PoorGuy]

Must have been funded by the Fraser Institute!

rofl fucking hilarious!

 

[aznboi9]

But one does not have to be built like a monster to give a woman an orgasm. However......if it's smaller then a child's baby finger.......well there's gonna be a problem.

Aww, f%&k.

 

[Maury Beniowski]

UMMMMMMM size is somewhat important guys BTW!!!!!!!!! But one does not have to be built like a monster to give a woman an orgasm.

There was a program on the Discovery Channel a few Fridays ago that reported that men with shorter penises are better equipped at giving women G-Spot orgasms. This is due to the knob having a more frequent contact with that area during intercourse, as it is situated near the entrance of the vagina. Which means that big guys are left with only one option: "the come hither method", unless of course they have a long, surgically disconnected tongue.

 

[pickupjoe]

There was a program on the Discovery Channel a few Fridays ago that reported that men with shorter penises are better equipped at giving women G-Spot orgasms. This is due to the knob having a more frequent contact with that area during intercourse, as it is situated near the entrance of the vagina. Which means that big guys are left with only one option: "the come hither method", unless of course they have a long, surgically disconnected tongue.

crap, I miss some educational program on tv again!

dude, u must be doing something right if she left mr. muscles and want to be with u!

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

When there carving the turkey at thanksgiving you have to make a choice. If she chose dark meat then I am not going to give her white meat for a second serving. In my mind the pumpkin pie has been spoiled.

Hey, you forgot to mention the gravy, stuffing, sweet potato, and cranberry sauce.
BTW, using metaphors doesn't absolve you from being a racist.

 

[Herb_The_Perb]

Maury, could you please ask that little smurf to back away about a foot?
He's blocking my view of a really nice right breast.
Maybe he can do some DATY outside of the frame.

 

[Bruddha]

I've never NEEDED a big sized cock. I actually would rather have a normal sized penis.

Yes, we know ... it is a pity.