Rod Steel said:
Find me a politician who doesn't lie and you have a rare bird indeed.
why, the right wing ones, of course? because we all know...
* Iraq had weapons of mass destruction
* Iraq was "the heart of the base" for the 9/11 terrorists
* Iraq will welcome the US as liberators
* Mission Accomplished
* All the trouble in Iraq is caused by outsiders
* There's no civil war in Iraq
* Iran has weapons of mass destruction
(etc.etc.etc.)
* We lost China/Vietnam/Cuba/Iran/Iraq/etc. because those who questioned us sapped our will & didn't let us kill enough people to win
* We HAVE to spend most of our money on defense because of the Cold War & it's a dangerous world.
* We HAVE to spend even more money on defense because the Cold War is over & it's an even more dangerous world.
* Tobacco does not cause cancer
* Being gay is a curable disease
* Global warming is a myth
* Creationism is a valid hypothesis & must be taught, evolution is not & shouldn't be
* Trees cause as much pollution as mankind
* Rock 'n Roll is liscentious and will destroy our morals
* All the problems in society are because we don't let kids pray in school
* If we teach sex ed in schools it tells kids how to have sex
* Blacks who want equal rights are part of a commie plot
* There were no racial problem until activists stirred things up.
* Gay marriage will destroy my marriage (that's why so many evangelist preachers get caught w/ their pants down)
* The Income Tax will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* The Sales Tax will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Social Security will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* A minimum wage law will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Increasing the minimum wage will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Labor unions will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Forcing white businesses to deal with black customers will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Banning smoking in public will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Not letting me discriminate against gays will destroy business & the nation's wealth
* Fluoridated water is poison
* Ronald Reagan won the Cold War by making the US budget deficit bigger than all other previous deficits combined. No, really, no one else helped in the Cold War & the Russian & E. Europeans who rose up had NOTHING to do w/ it!
* No one deserves gov't handouts (except business corporations, defense firms, home owners, anyone who drives a car, anyone who owns a business, multimillionaires)
* The poor don't work cause we pay them too much and the rich won't work cause we don't pay them enough
* Everyone needs to serve their country (unless you're a chickenhawk who's too valuable to get in harm's way)
* All druggies must be incarcerated in federal prisons for long terms (unless it's Rush Limbaugh)
* Anyone who deliberately blows the cover of an undercover CIA operative is a traitor to his country (unless you do it to cover your own ass for a right wing cause).
* "I never drove drunk in Maine." -- GHWBush
* Bush won Florida, we don't need to count all the ballots -- no, really, he did.
* The Holocaust never happened.
* Purpleheart winners have to be cowards, if they're running against a draft dodger
* Any pilot who was in a POW camp must have been brainwashed, if they're running against a draft dodger
* I'll tap you on the head right before I come.
*yawn* I'm tired now