Scissors cuts Paper
Paper covers Rock
Rock crushes Lizard
Lizard poisons Spock
Spock smashes Scissors
Scissors decapitates Lizard
Lizard eats Paper
Paper disproves Spock
Spock vaporizes Rock
(and as it always has) Rock crushes Scissors
I have long maintained that in a universe capable of containing an infinite number of universes, in at least one of them, I am Dr. Sheldon Cooper's favourite television character, though he finds all the talk of coitus baffling and repelling.