Self Pleasure Sayings

[muffdiver]

What are some terms or phases that men use to describe self pleasure. eg. spank it, pet the pig, squeeze the lizard, choke the chicken etc.

Are there any that women use? Just curious.

 

[hitrack]

there is no possible way I could add anything to this thread about pulling on yer wire.

 

[dakota30]

And one for the women:

speed- bag the raisin!

 

[skyboy]

Phew.....that was alot of reading

Time to go jack off. =)

 

[50 Mile Radius]

And...

Roughing up the suspect

 

[pokemon]

Hifisex I am impressed - thought no one would know Turning Japanese but it was there. Quick trivia question - who sang the song "Turning Japanese"?

 

[Swguy]

A big date with Rosy Palms
A date with Mrs. Palmer and her 5 slut daughters
Abusing the wicked stick
Accosting the Oscar Meyer
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15 minutes later
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Zipper Olympics
Zoot Flute Riot
Zygote spraying

HiFi.... I guessing this is a bit of a hobby of yours...? perhaps another obsession...?

 

[BS Detector]

Hi-FI...

You seem to be quite knowledgeable about the topic lol!!!

 

[muffdiver]

Holy shit

Im almost sorry i started this thread. LOL, Hifisex where did you come up with all those? I could "stroke it" for the next 80 days or so and have a new version every day............not.

 

[nash]

hifisex
just to name a few??

 

[Swguy]

Antagonizing Annie.....





someone told me that one a buncha years ago....

 

[camelman]

well thats bloody amazing lol :] i'm impressed!

 

[OTR2]

When they said we'd go blind, I thought they meant by doing it, not from reading hifi's post!

 

[BS Detector]

Here's a few...Sorry for any repeats

TERMS FOR FEMALE MASTURBATION


1. 5 Digit Disco
2. Buzzing the honey hole
3. Backslappin' Betty
4. Bailing out the Gravy Boat
5. Beaver bashin'
6. Bouncing the bearded clam
7. Buffing the box
8. Buffing the jewel
9. Buttering up the whisker biscuit
10. Clam twiddlin' jamboree
11. Critter crammin'
12. Damming the beaver
13. Dialing "O" on the little pink telephone
14. Diddling miss daisy
15. Diggin' for clams
16. Digitis Erectus
17. Fingering the fountain
18. Flicking the minnow
19. Friday night lip service
20. Frosting the muffin of love
21. Giving yourself the finger
22. Going for the gooey duct
23. Impeaching Bush
24. Juicing the clam
25. Let your fingers do the walking
26. Lip smacking
27. Menage a'moi
28. Petting the kitty
29. Piddly Diddler
30. Playing the squeezebox
31. Pokin' the pie
32. Polishing the little pink pearl
33. Pumping the kooter
34. Punchin' the chipmunk
35. Reading in Braille
36. Riding the clitoris-sauras
37. Romancing thy own
38. Roughing up the suspect
39. Self-guided tuna boat tour
40. Smacking Jerry Garcia on the nose
41. Spanking Lucy
42. Stroking the newt
43. Ticklin' the taco
44. Tissue tickling
45. Twirling the pearl
46. Unbuttoning the fur coat
47. Warming the wrist rocket