Seen the Hornicane

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Dark_Knight

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Well I had been wanting to get in to see the hornicane for awhile, but just never had the timing right until now... With HB40 saying that one should go see the hornicane, plus fuzzy always talking about hornicanes I figured I better get in there. So I jump in the batmobile and head out from the batcave. I find the number for Elite on the batphone and dial puddles up. I tell her I need to see the hornicane. She says well you can, but you have to wait 3 hours... I say Ok. I busy myself until it is time....

I pull the batmobile up to Elite, lock it up in civilian mode and head inside. Puddles greets me and asks if I have been there before. I say that I have, but never for the hornicane. She takes me to what I shall now call the "good room" and starts the shower for me. I shower up and then get on the bed and hold tight knowing that the hornicane will soon hit landfall... After what seems like an eternity (but was probably only a few minutes) the door flies open and everything starts moving.... the hornicane has hit land.... I am flipped over onto my back... I hear a voice through the storm.... "We don't start that way"... After that things go kind of fuzzy... I know it was a full force hornicane and that I was lucky to survive it....

would I repeat? HELL yeah, to be honest I don't know why the hell I haven't been there before. I almost think that everyone should have to experience a hornicane....
 
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The eye of the storm

So I survived the hornicane but still needed more.... I look around for puddles but she has found somewhere to hid and I see her no where. I head out to the batmobile and jump in. I grab the batphone and call puddles up. I tell her I need more hornicane. She tells me that I am in the eye of the storm and cannot see the hornicane again for an hour and a half... I think @#$% what am I going to do while in the eye of the storm... I know... I need energy... Fire the batmobile up and head to a mall. Find a cookie shop and get 6. When one is dealing with a raging storm, you must be well stocked with energy....

Finally the eye of the storm subsides and it is time to feel the full force of the hornicane once again.... For the second time today I park the batmobile at elite and turn it on civilian mode.. I walk in and puddles greets me with a "You again"? I say yes, I need to feel the storm... She takes me into what I will soon find out is the "bad room". She tells me that she has started the shower for me and that the hornicane will be hitting land soon so be prepared.... I get in the shower and notice it is QUITE warm... Well, I would call it the hot setting.... I look around on the wall for something to turn it down with.... I find some knobs and dials and go about trying things.... AHHHH I found the HOTTER setting and burn my foot. apparently the knobs on the left control a little water fountain thingie at my feet which when turned the wrong way burns... I then start playing with the knobs on the other side... I find the hotter setting once again but jump aside from the spray... I finally settle on the cool setting as my foot is sore from hotter.... Note to anyone out there... let a professional handle the knobs on this shower...

So I climb up on the bed and hold on tight to await the hornicane hitting landfall again... I think I drift to somewhat of a slumber as the next thing I know I get a smack on my butt.... I turn and there is the storm.... She says Kendra said to give you that.... I say well how did she... and Paige says She is here.... I say kendra is here too... Can I... I mean.... Kendra AND Paige? Paige says well, I'll go check.... She leaves and then returns..... alone... Paige tells me that Kendra said no... she is just sending smacks through me... I think to myself... now I know how that bunny felt... the ambrosia is there... you can almost taste it.... but you can't have any... well except I got the hornicane ambrosia.... and it was good... I will agree with Fuzzy though, that is a BAD kendra.... Sending butt smacks but not coming to deliver them herself... for shame I say...

Would I repeat... Well since I just did I would say that is a yes....
 
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Dark_Knight

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HB40 said:
Are you sure....I thought I said something like you should go see the Hornicane once. :rolleyes:

Holy shit bud! You are my new super hero! :D
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well... once you get caught in the storm, if you wait out that period of boredom calm in the eye, then you get more hornicane.... and it is good... And like they say, " I will try anything once... and twice if I like it" I REALLY liked that storm! Paige is phenominal.
 
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I guess a simple

"Well Duhhhh"

Ofcourse you had a good time
and a nice review to boot.
Thanks DK and happy poonin:)
 
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Dark_Knight

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I see why you take Dilly bars DQ man, you NEED your energy after a session like that...
 
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Dark_Knight said:
... After that things go kind of fuzzy...
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I hope you mean fuzzy (adjective), 'cause "going Fuzzy" (proper noun) usually means the point where the pretty lady is breaking out the sickness bags.... :eek:



...not with Ms. Paige, mind you. She's the bestest! :D
 
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Fuzzy Thumper said:
I hope you mean fuzzy (adjective), 'cause "going Fuzzy" (proper noun) usually means the point where the pretty lady is breaking out the sickness bags.... :eek:



...not with Ms. Paige, mind you. She's the bestest! :D
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I did mean fuzzy (adjective) as opposed to the fuzzy (noun)... You are definetly right though, paige is the bestest! I am still sad that kendra sent paige in with spanks for me, but would not grace us with her presence... I felt just like you did with the muffingate...
 
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Dark_Knight said:
...I am still sad that kendra sent paige in with spanks for me, but would not grace us with her presence... I felt just like you did with the muffingate...
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You know, she has been getting a little saucy lately... but Wiwif is back now, so we'll see how long that lasts (Wiwif has this thing where she takes "cheeky" and makes it all sore and red)... ;)

*...looks quickly back over each shoulder, very concerned for the safety of his own furry "cheekies"...*
 
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Paige Rocks

Paige is the best! I have many on the wish list that I just can't get to because of Paige. Gonna miss you sweetie when I move.....

P.S. Not sure if this is public knowledge (I assume so...) but Paige wants bolt-ons. I would personally like to start a petition voting no bolt-ons for Paige. Love you just the way you are. Don't change a thing! What say you...?
 
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Dark_Knight

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tarotcard said:
P.S. Not sure if this is public knowledge (I assume so...) but Paige wants bolt-ons. I would personally like to start a petition voting no bolt-ons for Paige. Love you just the way you are. Don't change a thing! What say you...?
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pardon my ignorance, but what are bolt ons?
 
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