Scotty Is Having A Special

[ScottyTwoHotty]

For a limited time only, Scotty is having a Special!!! Thats right!!!!
A SPECIAL!
For only 3 payments of $19.95 I will put in a good word for you with as many SP's as possible! Now, I know some of you are thinking "Scotty's word doesn't mean shit", and your right! But Scotty wants beer money!

But wait!!!!! Thats not it...

If you order now, Scotty will give you FREE 3 excuses why you shouldn't be paying full price for services. No, they probably won't work, but you have a 50/50 shot.

Yes, this offer is almost too good to be true and will sell out fast, so act now, don't delay... Take advantage of this amazing offer, and call Scotty at
1-900-SCOTTYTWOHOTTY
($54.95 connection fee, $5.99min.)
But don't worry about that fine print shit. It's just there to distract you from this AMAZING OFFER!
And $1.00 from every purchase goes to the KILL RONALD MCDONALD FUND.

Please support Scotty's beer drinking fund.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Hahahah you fucking rock Scotty...seriously. Just for that I'll buy you a pack of Coronas.

Pretty good deal eh? Yeah... I should have been in marketing. Some might think that was an internet scam. But nooooooo...... I'm a smooth talker. A marketing wizard. I may have to try my lines on you sometime so you can slap me in the face and charge me double. LOL But shhhhhh. Let's not let potential customers know my special is a scam. XO

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Scotty...for that I will offer you a lifetime BUTT BITING session with me.


xoxox Szabina xoxox

Wooo Hoooo My scam (cough cough) SPECIAL, is working!!!! I have you where I want you now SZabina.... Soon, you will be mine!!!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Mmmmm Szabina and Avarice.... Now there is a tag team duo that would be hard to resist! The thought of that has caused a strange stirring in my Joe Boxers... I may soon find myself in the washroom with a 5 gallon tub or cherry flavoured KY jelly.....

 

[Sexy BBW]

What the hellw here you smoking this morning lmfao

 

[sensualsarah19]

Can I Join? Can I Join? This is the special of a lifetime... I would even fly out that way for this one.. Or would Szabina and Ava have to come here to Calgary, Scotty?

 

[hitrack]

man-0-man this is a total chick thread!!!!!

 

[sensualsarah19]

Hey Ava!
Go check out my ad... I've got a nice juicy picture of my ass just waiting for your approval!

Kisses!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Scotty, how tall are you?

How tall? Ummmm 6'3" last time I checked, but I think I'm shrinking with age.

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Can I Join? Can I Join? This is the special of a lifetime... I would even fly out that way for this one.. Or would Szabina and Ava have to come here to Calgary, Scotty?

Woooooo Hoooooo this is turning into an SP dream cum true for Scotty and Lil' Scotty!
Avarice, Szabina, and now Sarah... Lil' Scotty will have to retire for good after that! I've never seen Lil' Scotty cry before.

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

I have a vision:

LMAO lets make perb history ladies......this is for the ladies only!

AUCTION off a night with ScottyTwoHotty with the proceeds going to the charity of his choice.

and the bidding starts at: $269 +GST

OK Scotty? lol

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Ooooh! Good idea...how about the UberSwede fund will be our charity?

ScottyTwoHotty...are you down for this?

I make my opening bid...269.50$...hehehe..let the auction begin!

I'll only go through with it if the highest bidder violates me in ways you only read about and makes me cry.

 

[sensualsarah19]

Alright... My bid shall be... $275.50.... Ava and Gina.. We should all be going in on this together.... We can all violate him all at once.. Hmm, gives me ideas.

 

[Smother]

Scotty.....the keys to the kingdom are being handed to you here.....you have smorgashbord with all these gorgous ladies here at once!!!!
What the hell are you waiting for man......OLD AGE PENSION!! LOL !!

Would you say that......... " ALOT OF HOLES NEED TO BE FILLED HERE !!!"

 

[sensualsarah19]

Mmmmm I am so ok with that...heheh is it bad that violating you at the same time wanders into my sweet mind?

Ohh, Darlin', I was thinking of violating you too.... Mmm... Fun!

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

Scotty.....the keys to the kingdom are being handed to you here.....you have smorgashbord with all these gorgous ladies here at once!!!!
What the hell are you waiting for man......OLD AGE PENSION!! LOL !!

Would you say that......... " ALOT OF HOLES NEED TO BE FILLED HERE !!!"

LOL I'm one man dude!!! Not a machine! I'm giving 'er all I got captain! I can't push 'er any harder!

 

[Smother]

Av....If i had this ...opportunity.....let's say.....

I'd be like ..............."sauce over spaghetti"

 

[ScottyTwoHotty]

The question is...who are you gonna pick to 'push 'er harder!'

Ohhh..... Scotty will push harder, but if I blow a rod, we're all in trouble. Everybody in the room will look like they got run over by a mayonayse truck.

 

[Smother]

As Gene Simmons of KISS would say....

" IT'S A DIRTY JOB ...BUT SOMEBODY HAS TO DO IT"!

 

[Cinnamon Girl]

I have ther perfect tool for the job

I'll only go through with it if the highest bidder violates me in ways you only read about and makes me cry.

http://www.drugstore.com/products/prod.asp?pid=143633&catid=49018&aid=280302&aparam=df5628:D I call $400