Sat beside a Cowboy all last week.

[poorboyv6]

Was on a course for work.

Guy wore Wranglers with the reverse seam, a belt buckle the size of Alberta and a plaid shirt. He had 15 head of cattle on his property that he uses as a tax write off and butchers his own meat. He told me he was a huge fan of Duck Dynasty.

He was kind of out of place. I don't think he liked me that much.

 

[badbadboy]

Was on a course for work.

Guy wore Wranglers with the reverse seam, a belt buckle the size of Alberta and a plaid shirt. He had 15 head of cattle on his property that he uses as a tax write off and butchers his own meat. He told me he was a huge fan of Duck Dynasty.

He was kind of out of place. I don't think he liked me that much.

Didn't ride him hard and put him in the stable all wet?

You Brokeback poorboy ound:

 

[PlayfulAlex]

Was on a course for work.

Guy wore Wranglers with the reverse seam, a belt buckle the size of Alberta and a plaid shirt. He had 15 head of cattle on his property that he uses as a tax write off and butchers his own meat. He told me he was a huge fan of Duck Dynasty.

He was kind of out of place. I don't think he liked me that much.

 

[Sleepmonger]

There's something really sexy about a cowboy. YUP! that is all I have to say, OMG so sexy.

It seems people are catching on to this sentiment and abusing it. I also had the honor of spending the better part of a day in a project meeting with several genuine albertan cowboys last time I was in calgary. One fellow in particular, dressed as one would expect a genuine cowboy, spent every single moment of my free time talking about his 3 horses, riding the countryside, and how expensive it was to feed them in the winter, blah blah blah.

We finish up super early, and the guy invites me over to his place for a beer. The ranches in the S.W. are on the way to where I was staying, and I need to keep up a solid working relationship with the guy so why not. So, I get in my shitty rental, while he hops into his big dodge dualie truck, with exhaust modified to come out the top like a semi, and body lifted 3 feet off the ground... A couple blocks from the highway he suddenly turns off into a row of townhouses and parks.

Lo and behold, he lives there... infact, he's never lived outside the city. "His" horses are in some stable within city limits, he of course pays professionals to look after them...

Big truck, "horses", a fridge full of beer, and the clothes. That is what makes a man a genuine Albertan cowboy.

 

[Brenten]

By any chance is he dating a coworker you like? Just kidding.

 

[Master69]

Was on a course for work.

Guy wore Wranglers with the reverse seam, a belt buckle the size of Alberta and a plaid shirt. He had 15 head of cattle on his property that he uses as a tax write off and butchers his own meat. He told me he was a huge fan of Duck Dynasty.

He was kind of out of place. I don't think he liked me that much.

Uh, shouldn't you be tweeting or facebooking this kind of stuff, rather than starting a thread on PERB about it?

 

[Sleepmonger]

Cow boys are not all in Alberta, I lived in Alberta.

Not all Cowboys are Albertans, and not all Albertans want to be cowboys. If a wannabe Albertan Cowboy is a "doofus," are all Cowboys "doofuses?"



Edit: Hint - (the correct answer is no)

Who the hell would have the time?

I'm not a cowboy

but wear wranglers almost every day.

I own a pair of handmade Lucchese boots

I have a 10x Stetson felt and a Resistol straw. But I am not a cowboy.

I have a few Montana Silversmith buckles and a belt with my name on it.

I am not a cowboy.

I have roped a cow and ridden horses.

But I am not a cowboy.

EDIT:

Doofus wannabes are the only people who would be caught dead in such a vehicle. Jacked up for ground clearance if you in the bush every day maybe.

In town?

wannabe

My sentiments exactly.



In case anyone is somehow offended I dont actually have anything against actual cowboys, just these wannabe people who identify themselves as cowboys.
I actually have relatives who dress the part, but like chevy, don't identify as cowboys.

 

[sevenofnine]

What the fuck.

Cow boys,


Cow girls. Holy shit, there is nothing like a women in a tight pair of jeans riding hard in the saddle.

I am not a cowboy a weekend one at best.

Its the way they grow up all proud and tough and hard.
I watched a little guy steer riding on like a sixhundred pound steer he was like maybe eighty pounds.
The steer gave him a pretty hard rough ride gored and butted him and ran him into the railing.
The little guy picked up his hat brushed his pants off limped down the arena with the biggest grin on his face.
He eyed his parents in the stands and gave them a big thumbs up.

Little cow pokes are tough and respectful. You don't get that in city kids.

 

[Sleepmonger]

Oh my god...sometimes you people take things to heart. I just made a small comment then said what i think a real cowboy is we can agree to disagree. Step back from computers and get and enjoy life. As I do. Have a great day.

Woah, I think theres a misunderstanding going on here somewheres. Theres nothing wrong with anything you posted, cowpeoples, or people in general who like horses, trucks, whatever. I was just complaining on a specific subset of albertan cowboy who drives a pristine vehicle designed for something it will never do, lives in a townhouse, the only riding they ever do is on trails in town, yet they spend all day talking about how much of a cowboy they are. Sorry if I got you upset.

As for stepping back from the computer and enjoying life... I wish! I tend to get stuck at the computer waiting for information to come in, thats why I post so often.

 

[uncleg]

 

[uncleg]

I love a real cowboy, but am tired of these urban cowboys - spending time in Texas I got to experience both.

......did you happen to do any billboard modeling while you were there....?

 

[sevenofnine]

I was a prtend cowboy all weekend.

Well I was the guy with the shovel.

But I dream big.


Still got to say love those cowgirls. Nothing like a women in boots.

 

[VanessaofBC]

Sorry, I stopped thinking after I saw that......teenage bucket list...UMMMM...YEE FKCN HAW!!!!!!...

where is the drooling smiley????????...i need a smiley that is drooling!!!!!!!

 

[uncleg]

Sorry, I stopped thinking after I saw that......teenage bucket list...UMMMM...YEE FKCN HAW!!!!!!...

where is the drooling smiley????????...i need a smiley that is drooling!!!!!!!

..........there you go.................

 

[PlayfulAlex]

..........there you go.................

You da man, Uncle! :clap2:

 

[VanessaofBC]

..........there you go.................

Yes, i knew you would come through! I am gonna say I like the big one! (The big drooling smiley face, nice!!)

 

[sevenofnine]

Sorry, I stopped thinking after I saw that......teenage bucket list...UMMMM...YEE FKCN HAW!!!!!!...

where is the drooling smiley????????...i need a smiley that is drooling!!!!!!!

I thought I said a women in boots,
not a man with no shirt on, obviously a photoshopped photo, like guys look like that.

 

[VanessaofBC]

I thought I said a women in boots,
not a man with no shirt on, obviously a photoshopped photo, like guys look like that.

ound:


I will tell you what guys look like that.

Red neck guys that grew up on the farm and have never been in a gym a day in their life. I have seen them with my own eyes when I used to vacation
in the deep south...can I get someone to corroborate this???

 

[visiting]

From the time I could lift a bale of hay, I worked on my grandparents farm every summer until I was in my mid 20's... Those were the days, talk about hard work... (and no pay) OOO but what fun it was.....

 

[VanessaofBC]

From the time I could lift a bale of hay, I worked on my grandparents farm every summer until I was in my mid 20's... Those were the days, talk about hard work... (and no pay) OOO but what fun it was.....

You make it sound like a real roll in the hay!!!

Come on.... no barn stories???