Driving on King George tonight around 9pm, I stopped into Fresco's Inn for one of their Mushroom Burgers. It's still the same old grease and mushroom laden mountain on a plate that their known for but I give in to the craving as I only have this maybe once a year. As I'm getting in my vehicle to leave the facilities, I noticed a thin clean looking brunette hanging around the entrance to the driveway. I circle twice around the block and each time we give each other the look. I pick Sara up and she gives me a sob story about being in the Surrey townhouse fire a few days ago and lost everything. She claimed to be on the street since and as a last resort turned to quick cash and I was her 'first customer'. Upon hearing this, I feel sorry for her and offer to buy her a meal at a drive through even though she obviously knew I had just eaten at Fresco's.
I say I'm in a rush but want to help her out so I said I'll buy her a burger deal and drop a green to help her out without any strings attached. Driving her around however, my little head starts to talk and it thinks that it may be a once in a blue moon thing to be the first customer for someone like Sara. So... while she's eating her McD Filet of Fish, I offer her another 2 greens that she accepts to have a special cuddle. Like I said, I had an appointment elsewhere but figured I could maybe sample then follow up with a more complete experience the next day if we could hook up again.
Sorry to make this a long story but this is where my warning is to you Perberts. We drove a bit more and park and are about to do start the deed when she says do you have a condom and do you want to put it on yourself or would you like me to? My big head goes "oh-oh" here we go and I said I don't do this often and thought that you would provide the condom. I said 'no, I don't because I don't do this often either but figured if you are doing this even out of desparation you should be ready with protection'. I didn't want to keep pushing it because neither of us had protection so I decided to cut my losses and chalk it up to being a good samaritan.
So if you're out scanning the King George strip, look out for Sara. She's about 5ft6, 130lbs, kind of thin, pretty face brunette. She may be the real deal but I never found out. I'd like to think if she was telling me the truth about her predicament, that I was helping someone in dire straits out.
Good fortune to all in 2007.
I say I'm in a rush but want to help her out so I said I'll buy her a burger deal and drop a green to help her out without any strings attached. Driving her around however, my little head starts to talk and it thinks that it may be a once in a blue moon thing to be the first customer for someone like Sara. So... while she's eating her McD Filet of Fish, I offer her another 2 greens that she accepts to have a special cuddle. Like I said, I had an appointment elsewhere but figured I could maybe sample then follow up with a more complete experience the next day if we could hook up again.
Sorry to make this a long story but this is where my warning is to you Perberts. We drove a bit more and park and are about to do start the deed when she says do you have a condom and do you want to put it on yourself or would you like me to? My big head goes "oh-oh" here we go and I said I don't do this often and thought that you would provide the condom. I said 'no, I don't because I don't do this often either but figured if you are doing this even out of desparation you should be ready with protection'. I didn't want to keep pushing it because neither of us had protection so I decided to cut my losses and chalk it up to being a good samaritan.
So if you're out scanning the King George strip, look out for Sara. She's about 5ft6, 130lbs, kind of thin, pretty face brunette. She may be the real deal but I never found out. I'd like to think if she was telling me the truth about her predicament, that I was helping someone in dire straits out.
Good fortune to all in 2007.
