People...I just took a HUGE one for the team here, and I am sorry I did.
I had been curious about Samantha for awhile. Had a decent body in the pictures, and the price was ok.
I should have listened to the big head when the angel & devil appeared at my shoulders, as her face was never seen in any picture.
Should have been a big red flag, no facial picture.
But no, the little head won out, and, as Amber was not replying to texts for some reason (she is another curiousity) and I had nothing to do, I set up a meeting with Samantha.
The area of the city is ok, in southern St Boniface.
Red flag #2 appeared when I Googled the address and see it is a house. I asked what that was about & she says there are a few apartments in the house.
So...a rooming house of sorts.
Onward I continued.
Get to the address, parking was easy on the side streets.
She met me at the main door, and red flag #3.
In another Samantha thread, there was something I forgot at the time...about her having had her braces removed, and maybe that they should have remained on.
Why..didn't...my...big...head...think??
Went to her place upstairs, and the spider sense started tingling. I saw men's shoes, but no other human was present...that I saw. There was a closed door to a probable second bedroom.
3 cats were present in the living room. I have a cat, am not allergic to it.
We go to her bedroom, close the door.
Red flag #4. If no one else was in the apartment, why close the bedroom door?
A bit of lfk began, with mild rub & grope.
Got undressed, and...her nose started running. Honk honk with the kleenex, and she says..."I am allergic to cats. Yes, there are 3 of them in the other room." Red flag #5.
A bbbj commenced...1 minute later she stops and blows her nose again.
What. The. Hell?
She continues with the bbbj, and I ask about doing 69. She says "No, we can't do that, my back is too sore from an accident I was in."
Um...what's that? You're currently kneeling & crouched over, your spinal cord is bent, your legs & hips are tucked under you...and you say you can't do a 69? Red flag #6.
She did agree to daty, which was commenced. No, she had no problem laying on her back. She was shaved, which was a good thing.
She twitched a few times from my efforts, and when I tried to gently use fingers, I was denied, as apparently she has had bad experiences.
You see in her ad that she says she is a screamer.
The bed made more noise with the squeaking.
On went the hat...remember her "bad back"? Would you be able to bend your legs to an almost 90 degree angle, if your back was bad? Red flag #7.
So...remember the runny nose? It returned. Had to stop mid thrust for her to honk.
Say it with me...red flag #8. If I was The Count from Sesame Street, I would be in my glory. 8! 8 RED FLAGS! HA HA HA!
She suggested we do doggy...even with her bad back.
Red flag #9.
Maybe it was my wanting to get out of there, but I finished up a few minutes later. Surprisingly, her nose was not runny.
Paid the $120 damage, and left.
To those who watch the show NCIS, you know what a "Gibbs headslap" is.
I gave myself 2.
Never...EVER let the little head overrule the big head in situations like this.
I think I will become a millenial for awhile, and go into a quiet room to collect my thoughts & have a cry.
Before I try to text her again, is Amber worthwhile, does anyone know? I don't want to go through this again.
Samantha
http://reviewed.com.winnipeg.hoxnif.com/last_phone_po
st/2045144905/
Amber
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...r-pretty-face-small-waist-yummy-taste/2513699
I had been curious about Samantha for awhile. Had a decent body in the pictures, and the price was ok.
I should have listened to the big head when the angel & devil appeared at my shoulders, as her face was never seen in any picture.
Should have been a big red flag, no facial picture.
But no, the little head won out, and, as Amber was not replying to texts for some reason (she is another curiousity) and I had nothing to do, I set up a meeting with Samantha.
The area of the city is ok, in southern St Boniface.
Red flag #2 appeared when I Googled the address and see it is a house. I asked what that was about & she says there are a few apartments in the house.
So...a rooming house of sorts.
Onward I continued.
Get to the address, parking was easy on the side streets.
She met me at the main door, and red flag #3.
In another Samantha thread, there was something I forgot at the time...about her having had her braces removed, and maybe that they should have remained on.
Why..didn't...my...big...head...think??
Went to her place upstairs, and the spider sense started tingling. I saw men's shoes, but no other human was present...that I saw. There was a closed door to a probable second bedroom.
3 cats were present in the living room. I have a cat, am not allergic to it.
We go to her bedroom, close the door.
Red flag #4. If no one else was in the apartment, why close the bedroom door?
A bit of lfk began, with mild rub & grope.
Got undressed, and...her nose started running. Honk honk with the kleenex, and she says..."I am allergic to cats. Yes, there are 3 of them in the other room." Red flag #5.
A bbbj commenced...1 minute later she stops and blows her nose again.
What. The. Hell?
She continues with the bbbj, and I ask about doing 69. She says "No, we can't do that, my back is too sore from an accident I was in."
Um...what's that? You're currently kneeling & crouched over, your spinal cord is bent, your legs & hips are tucked under you...and you say you can't do a 69? Red flag #6.
She did agree to daty, which was commenced. No, she had no problem laying on her back. She was shaved, which was a good thing.
She twitched a few times from my efforts, and when I tried to gently use fingers, I was denied, as apparently she has had bad experiences.
You see in her ad that she says she is a screamer.
The bed made more noise with the squeaking.
On went the hat...remember her "bad back"? Would you be able to bend your legs to an almost 90 degree angle, if your back was bad? Red flag #7.
So...remember the runny nose? It returned. Had to stop mid thrust for her to honk.
Say it with me...red flag #8. If I was The Count from Sesame Street, I would be in my glory. 8! 8 RED FLAGS! HA HA HA!
She suggested we do doggy...even with her bad back.
Red flag #9.
Maybe it was my wanting to get out of there, but I finished up a few minutes later. Surprisingly, her nose was not runny.
Paid the $120 damage, and left.
To those who watch the show NCIS, you know what a "Gibbs headslap" is.
I gave myself 2.
Never...EVER let the little head overrule the big head in situations like this.
I think I will become a millenial for awhile, and go into a quiet room to collect my thoughts & have a cry.
Before I try to text her again, is Amber worthwhile, does anyone know? I don't want to go through this again.
Samantha
http://reviewed.com.winnipeg.hoxnif.com/last_phone_po
st/2045144905/
Amber
http://winnipeg.backpage.com/Female...r-pretty-face-small-waist-yummy-taste/2513699
