Samantha@IB, don't bother...

[thumper81]

Well, having been along time reader of this board, I thought I'd post my own. Looked on IB's website (which has really improved by the way), and saw a new girl on the schedule. The description was as follows, "Hot blonde, 34C-26-36, energitic 24 year old". Now, I know the drill with these descriptions, always ad a few pounds at minimum and 5-10 years to the age, but no biggy. Got there, the place was very nice, however the lady was not quite what I was expecting. First off she didn't have blonde hair(not even close), secondly, quite a few piecings(not my thing), and finally just a little bit big. Anyways, decided I didn't want to be rude so I TOFTT. She said she hadn't done this in awhile and I told here it was no big deal. She was energitic all right, to get me out ASAP. She keeped complaining the she was rusty and achy. Just a really lackluster performance. I could tell she really just didn't want to be there (I'm quite sure most SP's don't but at least most of them try to hide it). In her defence, she was nice to me and did apologize a couple times to me.
L=6
A=4
S=2
Gentlemen, for your sake, spend your money elsewhere. Victoria has way too many others (as does IB) to chose from.

 

[rollerboy]

Hi, Thumper! TOFFT is fun, even when it ain't!

Sorry to hear that Samantha didn't light your fire. If you want that "new girl scent", try Roxy-so-Foxy @SU.

She's only been unwrapped for a couple weeks, and doesn't even look the 19 years she's credited with. Tell her Rollerboy sent ya. If it turns out that she's not 19, and you wind up someplace less pleasant, tell them Vikki sent ya!

She looks like a younger, more petite version of Mia, who is hardly 20 herself and quite attractive. Roxy has blue eyes and big natural ta-ta's, whom she affectionately refers to as "Betty and Veronica." With her bobbed, jet black hair, she says she's going for the "Betty Page" look, but I'd say she has more of the "Jodie Foster" in "Taxi Driver" look. Not as jailbait-ish as that, and prettier than the teen Jodie, but the same type of bright, beautiful doe eyes and fresh face.

Roxy's the girl that Sting sang about in "Don't Stand So Close To Me," where he recounts the experience of being a young schoolteacher, tempted and unnerved by a flirtatious high school student.

 

[eljohnno]

I am sorry to sound like an idiot guys, but what is TOFFT?

 

[maude]

but what is TOFTT?

Taking One For The Team

Appreciate the updated intel.

 

[Mr. Monday]

Met the wonderful Roxy and her friends today. Very classy, young and sleek yet sophisticated. Will submit a review when I have a spare moment. I recommend her without hesitation.

M

 

[rollerboy]

She's splendid, ain't she, Monday?

Now, we're like related.

Get that review up there, a sweetheart like that deserves a thread of her own!