Right, so now I’m trying to see Jenna again (the recent reviews reminded me that I would really like to snuggle her some more), only when I call I’m told that she isn’t working – I guess I didn’t read the schedule right. In any case, the receptionist offers me a session with Roxxxy, and while I’m not very familiar with her “press”, so to speak, I’m buoyed by my recent experiences, and decided to pay the young lady a visit.
I find myself back at Legends, but this time I’m placed in a room with a pole, and a lower rounded table – my little mind is filled with ideas about the possibilities…
The daydreams are cut short, though, as Ms. Roxxxy slides into the room. She is in an outfit that accentuates her naturally curvy figure, and a pair of very sexy (and very pointy) boots. I’m immediately stricken, however, with how very cute she is, especially when she smiles. Wicked cute.
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Ms. Roxxxy comes across as a very sweet young lady, and takes little time in sprinkling all sorts of kindness and little kisses all over me. I decide to let her take the lead, and move ahead with the session as she would like, so she starts with a very brief backrub. Very brief. In all likelihood, it was just a ruse for her to figure out what she wanted to do. And that was completely “okey-dokey” by me – on to Part Two.
And Part Two was freakin’ BRILLIANT. Part “snuggle”, part “tickle”, part theatre, I’m not sure that to call it. Freakin’ BRILLIANT seems to fit.
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
And then… well, there were a sequence of Parts to follow. In many senses – ok, in nearly all senses, and most certainly all of the actual “senses” senses – this was absolutely wonderful. Ms. Roxxy was able to showcase her many talents, and she did so with enthusiasm. In one respect, however, it was not so good. See… for some reason which I can’t figure out (because she is very sexy and talented young woman), I was very… how do I put this?... “stubborn”. Very stubborn. Very, very stubborn.
And – well – I… *sigh*… I “wore out my welcome”, I’m afraid.
Ms. Roxxxy was a trooper, mind you, and managed to complete her mission, despite how hard I made her work. And she tried to put on a brave face, I think… but sometimes even the best actresses can’t “sell” a scene. And by the end, no matter how wonderful this wretched old vermin felt physically on account of all her affectionate attentions, and no matter how truly fond of Ms. Roxxxy I am, I found myself feeling very self-conscious, apologetic, and terribly uncomfortable.
Indeed, a very unfortunate denouement (…pretty big word for an old, limp rabbit, no?).
Don’t let my inadequacies dissuade you, though… Ms. Roxxxy is a very attractive, extremely talented, and above all a really sexxxy young lady.
Happy thumping, all!
I find myself back at Legends, but this time I’m placed in a room with a pole, and a lower rounded table – my little mind is filled with ideas about the possibilities…
The daydreams are cut short, though, as Ms. Roxxxy slides into the room. She is in an outfit that accentuates her naturally curvy figure, and a pair of very sexy (and very pointy) boots. I’m immediately stricken, however, with how very cute she is, especially when she smiles. Wicked cute.
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
Ms. Roxxxy comes across as a very sweet young lady, and takes little time in sprinkling all sorts of kindness and little kisses all over me. I decide to let her take the lead, and move ahead with the session as she would like, so she starts with a very brief backrub. Very brief. In all likelihood, it was just a ruse for her to figure out what she wanted to do. And that was completely “okey-dokey” by me – on to Part Two.
And Part Two was freakin’ BRILLIANT. Part “snuggle”, part “tickle”, part theatre, I’m not sure that to call it. Freakin’ BRILLIANT seems to fit.
*thumpthumpthumpthumpthump*
And then… well, there were a sequence of Parts to follow. In many senses – ok, in nearly all senses, and most certainly all of the actual “senses” senses – this was absolutely wonderful. Ms. Roxxy was able to showcase her many talents, and she did so with enthusiasm. In one respect, however, it was not so good. See… for some reason which I can’t figure out (because she is very sexy and talented young woman), I was very… how do I put this?... “stubborn”. Very stubborn. Very, very stubborn.
Ms. Roxxxy was a trooper, mind you, and managed to complete her mission, despite how hard I made her work. And she tried to put on a brave face, I think… but sometimes even the best actresses can’t “sell” a scene. And by the end, no matter how wonderful this wretched old vermin felt physically on account of all her affectionate attentions, and no matter how truly fond of Ms. Roxxxy I am, I found myself feeling very self-conscious, apologetic, and terribly uncomfortable.
Indeed, a very unfortunate denouement (…pretty big word for an old, limp rabbit, no?).
Don’t let my inadequacies dissuade you, though… Ms. Roxxxy is a very attractive, extremely talented, and above all a really sexxxy young lady.
Happy thumping, all!






