Roxie@SU

[M1A]

just keep going and going and going.....

Yes, but now you are my double AA girl.

Like the energizer bunny?

Backwards-as Roxie points out to me-is "Just keep coming and coming and coming..."

 

[rickoshadows]

I have a heart condition called superventricular tachy cardia which occasionally, randomly, makes my heart go 240 bpm.

A close relative of mine has this, it almost killed him, Right now he is on Social assistance waiting for surgery (5 months now). His medication has him on blood thinners which wipe him out. He has lost his job and being a young kid had very little savings.

If possible, I would get something done about it, because while your heart rate climbing to 240 when you're young will not cause permanent damage, as you get older, the same heart rate causes irreversible damage.

Fortunately for my relative, once he gets his surgery, it will be cured.

 

[rollerboy]

Long story short, I'm sorry, I'm easily distracted and often overwhelmed by the flaming circus tent that is my existence. It's not that I don't care, I love my job, and appreciate all my clients. It's not like I'm sitting on a throne, eating callebaut chocolates, dressed in a pink party dress, chuckling to myself as I stare at the clock thinking "how drole, they're waiting for me. ha ha!"

There's a throne? Dang.

I guess the girls must take turns sittin' in it.

thank you all who defended yours truly,
Roxie.

I couldn't think of anything to say, except "Roxie's cool. She came right on time."

Bummer about your heart condition. You never let your problems show, you display the best attitude of any escort I've ever met.

 

[crustyclown]

Bummer about your heart condition. You never let your problems show, you display the best attitude of any escort I've ever met.

Yup..she's got a big fan club

 

[who]

And well deserved!

 

[CanadianRocky]

......the flaming circus tent that is my existence. It's not that I don't care, I love my job, and appreciate all my clients. It's not like I'm sitting on a throne, eating callebaut chocolates, dressed in a pink party dress, chuckling to myself as I stare at the clock thinking "how drole, they're waiting for me. ha ha!

I apologize again for letting all of you wait while I fussed over which to wear (nurse or schoolgirl?)

What is the rate per hour for "Sitting on a throne eating callebaut while dressed in a Pink Party dress School Girl uniform in a Flaming CircusTent?

And is that doable as a threesome with Mia and Violet?

Of course, that will lead to a heart condition in me.

Where are those damn defribulators when you need them???

 

[pussy lover]

also, I have a heart condition called superventricular tachy cardia which occasionally, randomly, makes my heart go 240 bpm. When this occurs, there's not much I can do except book off.


I think the term you are looking for is paroxysmal supraventricular tachycardia. Although you roxie cause me to have tachycardia too when i see you




My sincerest apologies to those who were left waiting while I went to the emergency ward for an IV drip of adenocard (which stops my heart for six seconds before putting it back to a comfortable speed).


Good thing you didn't need electrical cardioconversion



this is what is meant by "medical emergency".

I am surprised you are not on beta/calcium channel blockers + blood thinners for maintenance.



Scary! But take care doll.....

 

[sidewinder]

Jokes for the John

Maybe I should write a book on "Etiquette For Johns"? What do you guys think? (Perhaps illustrated?)
xoxo Violet.

Etiquette 4 Johns, my little Branmuffin?

I think "Etiquette for Johns" would make a really great 2 hour workshop followed by a practical exam.

Maybe Vikki will let us use some of the as-yet-undeveloped space at SU to set u some chairs and run a powerpoint presentation.

 

[Violet]

"Ëtiquette for johns" Workshop

That's a great idea. From now on I will be offering workshops on "Etiquette for johns" (small j as recommended to not offend all those johns who are actually named John - I always laugh when they say "my name IS John, really, it's true...."). The workshops may include one of my lovely assistants, Seven or Roxie, helping me to demonstrate techniques, as well as instructions on activities which you will then be required to perform on me as part of the practicum requirement. The extended version will include hands-on assisted instruction in bathing &, for those who are interested, trimming or shaving of body hair. (Now someone such as Sidewinder will make a joke about the word "practicum" having "cum" in it). I will post a complete course outline in the near future....
Anyone have any ideas that should be included in my class??
xoxo Violet.

 

[sidewinder]

Ideas 4 Etiquette 4 Johns

Anyone have any ideas that should be included in my class??
xoxo Violet.

Topics For Our Course outline?

1) Personal Hygiene (Body odour, shaving Closely, freshness of breath & teeth)

2) Intimately Personal Hygiene (no skidmarks on underwear or sheets)

3) Dispensing of Donations, Tips & Gifts both Promptly & Gracefully

4) Sexual Safety & Lubrication (plus how to patch & re-use condoms)

5) Linguistic Arts & Foreign Travel ( duh?)

6) Orgasmic Accessories (We need Roxy to tech this )

7) How to "Set the Stage" with Effective Music/Video Selection

8) Faking orgasms (guys)

9) Faking orgasms (Ladies)

 

[CanadianRocky]

That's a great idea. From now on I will be offering workshops on "Etiquette for johns" (small j as recommended to not offend all those johns who are actually named John - I always laugh when they say "my name IS John, really, it's true...."). The workshops may include one of my lovely assistants, Seven or Roxie, helping me to demonstrate techniques, as well as instructions on activities which you will then be required to perform on me as part of the practicum requirement. The extended version will include hands-on assisted instruction in bathing &, for those who are interested, trimming or shaving of body hair. (Now someone such as Sidewinder will make a joke about the word "practicum" having "cum" in it). I will post a complete course outline in the near future....
Anyone have any ideas that should be included in my class??
xoxo Violet.

ME, Pick me......I promise I will be good.

 

[Violet]

Re: Etquette for johns Workshop

Sidewinder, I'm not sure if your music/video selections could be considered "ëffective". Well, maybe for you, but I'm not sure everyone is turned on by Tarzan's yell. But if you're good, I'll let you help develop the curriculum for Gifts & Gratuities.
And CanadianRocky, I'm sure you WILL be good... But we'd have to skew the course based on the areas the participant needs (or wants) the most work in, i.e. you don't need as many lessons on things like hygeine or talking dirty.
Perhaps Mia can be one of our visiting professors, & bring her, uh, teaching aides as well.
But seriously, if anyone's interested, I do love playing teacher....

 

[Violet]

I'm just a bit slow

Oh, I just got it: Rocky, you meant "pick [you]..." to be part of the class, because I'd asked if anyone had ideas for what should be included in the class (& so you said "pick me!")? Hehehe....

 

[sidewinder]

Back to School with Headmisstress Violetta

Sidewinder, I'm not sure if your music/video selections could be considered "ëffective". Well, maybe for you, but I'm not sure everyone is turned on by Tarzan's yell.

- Well I seem to remember somebody around here laughing out loud when I tried to approximate it from a 69 position during one of your highly educational CBJ's. True, It was a little "muffled."

For those who aren't familiar with Johnny Weismuller's trademark holler, it's available here:

http://users.skynet.be/sky40152/movie.htm

 

[ABLover64]

Topics for class

Here's a few suggestions.

- Before making a "firm" appointment make sure the SP is well aware of your expectations so you won't be disappointed and, thus, treat the lady less than she deserves. As the warden said to cool hand Luke when he escaped from prison, "What we have here is a failure to communicate"!

- If you find that you've booked for less time than you decide after enjoying the lady, make sure you are prepared to cover the cost of the extra time so you won't be "wanting".

- If you want to give the lady a gift that is a surprise, avoid food items because you don't know if she has an aversion to what you bring.

- If you ask what she likes and it's decided that she likes liquor, don't ask her to open the bottle for a mutual drink after the session because she may have more appointments or may have to leave the premises after your session.

- Avoid jokes that may offend women. Everybody deserves to be treated with respect.

 

[sidewinder]

wHAT TO bRING

- If you want to give the lady a gift that is a surprise, avoid food items because you don't know if she has an aversion to what you bring.

...All Good points, however from my own personal experience, food can be a real turn-on sharing & respect thing, particularly if you have something of a relationship and have checked whether your SP has any food issues or allergies beforehand..or bring enough of a mix 'n match selection that it won't be an issue....

Food and lust go well together...and it's sincerely appreciated when you offer a hardworking and often rushed sex worker something nice to wrap their mouth around in addition to your rubber-wrapped rascal.

Also this can work into a bit of theme thing. For instance, one time when I brought Mlle V. some Russian - style food we did, well, you know....and another time I brought a French Canadian style sandwich....

...But then when I brought her a bagel and lox, she indicated that the ceiling needed painting.