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Riddle of the day

DavidLin

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A magician announces to his audience that he can hold his breath underwater for 6 minutes without using anything to help him do it. A kid jumps up from the audience and says "thats nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes no sweat!" The magician tells the kid that if he can do it, he'll give the kid $1000 dollars. Lo and behold, the kid manages to do it and ganks the poor magician of $1000 bucks, how did he do it?
 

DavidLin

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gee.. that was fast, ok ok how bout this one:

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
 

gravitas

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DavidLin said:
have holes in my top
mouth

DavidLin said:
have holes in my bottom
pussy and asshole

DavidLin said:
have holes in my left and right
pierced ears

DavidLin said:
have holes in my middle
belly button

DavidLin said:
But I still hold water. What am I?
A woman who's on the rag and retaining water



smart assedness aside the answer is a sponge
 

cancowboy2001

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DavidLin said:
gee.. that was fast, ok ok how bout this one:

I have holes in my top and bottom, my left and right, and in the middle. But I still hold water. What am I?
You are a Sponge.
 

luckydog71

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177 amateur tennis players enter a single knock out tennis tournament. There are no draws, all matches are played until a winner is decided. You need to schedule enough tennis matches to be able to declare a winner. How many tennis matches do you need to schedule?
 

Rain Man

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luckydog71 said:
How many tennis matches do you need to schedule?

Chances are I've missed something, but I am estimating 173 matches.
 

Avery

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luckydog71 said:
177 amateur tennis players enter a single knock out tennis tournament. There are no draws, all matches are played until a winner is decided. You need to schedule enough tennis matches to be able to declare a winner. How many tennis matches do you need to schedule?
It's not really a riddle, but the answer is 176, as follows:

Round 1 - 79 players receive a bye into the second round; the remaining 98 players play 49 matches, leaving a total of 128 players.

Round 2 - 128 players play 64 matches, leaving 64 survivors

Round 3 - 64 players; 32 matches

Round 4 - 32 players; 16 matches

Round 5 - 16 players; 8 matches

Round 6 - 8 players; 4 matches

Round 7 - 4 players; 2 matches

Round 8 - 2 players; one match

There is another solution, involving no more than one bye in any given round, but the number of games required is still 176 (88, 44, 22, 11, 6, 3, 1, 1).
 

Rain Man

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Avery said:
There is another solution, involving no more than one bye in any given round, but the number of games required is still 176 (88, 44, 22, 11, 6, 3, 1, 1).
forgot to carry the 3, fu*k
 

rickoshadows

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Even easier, single elimination means one game to eliminate one player, therefore the number of games will always equal the number of players minus 1 (the winner)
 

luckydog71

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rickoshadows said:
Even easier, single elimination means one game to eliminate one player, therefore the number of games will always equal the number of players minus 1 (the winner)
Exactly right Rick. There needs to be 176 losers. Every match produces a loser, therefore there needs to be 176 matches.
 
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