VM has run out of things to say, Oh My God isn't that one of the signs of the Apocalypse.vancouverman said:
REWARD IF FOUND..........vancouverman
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welcome back ... never thought i would admit that i missed you but it was soooo weird without you here ... when little alex left, there was a big void but you stepped up to fill the space and it seemed okay again ...
when you were gone for a while it just seemed empty.
squirrel buddy ... may your nuts always be too big to carry!
welcome back ... never thought i would admit that i missed you but it was soooo weird without you here ... when little alex left, there was a big void but you stepped up to fill the space and it seemed okay again ...
when you were gone for a while it just seemed empty.
squirrel buddy ... may your nuts always be too big to carry!
Woman Trying to Kill Squirrel Shoots Self
Wed Jun 16, 6:25 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!
LAPORTE, Ind. - A woman tired of squirrels stalking her got out her shotgun to kill the critter, but instead accidentally shot and injured herself. V-L loaded her 16-gauge shotgun Sunday and carried it with the barrel pointed down to the back door to take aim, police said. The gun accidentally discharged, police said, and shotgun pellets ricocheted off the floor.
Both of her legs were struck by the pellets, and one in her knee required surgery Tuesday to remove.
Her hospital condition was not available Tuesday evening.
"I've tried everything to shag them away, and they keep coming back," V-L said of the squirrels after the incident.
Conservation officer Jerry Shepherd with the Indiana Department of Natural Resources said it is not squirrel season, and that hunting game out of season is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum 60 days in jail and up to a $500 fine. Authorities are not pressing charges.
V-L vowed to keep shooting at squirrels and using firecrackers — as she has done several times before — to discourage them from getting into her. She also shoots groundhogs and other perbites she considers a nuisance.
"My neighbors call me Annie Oakley," she said.
Squirrel just calls her nuts.
Wed Jun 16, 6:25 PM ET Add Strange News - AP to My Yahoo!
LAPORTE, Ind. - A woman tired of squirrels stalking her got out her shotgun to kill the critter, but instead accidentally shot and injured herself. V-L loaded her 16-gauge shotgun Sunday and carried it with the barrel pointed down to the back door to take aim, police said. The gun accidentally discharged, police said, and shotgun pellets ricocheted off the floor.
Both of her legs were struck by the pellets, and one in her knee required surgery Tuesday to remove.
Her hospital condition was not available Tuesday evening.
"I've tried everything to shag them away, and they keep coming back," V-L said of the squirrels after the incident.
Conservation officer Jerry Shepherd with the Indiana Department of Natural Resources said it is not squirrel season, and that hunting game out of season is a misdemeanor punishable by a maximum 60 days in jail and up to a $500 fine. Authorities are not pressing charges.
V-L vowed to keep shooting at squirrels and using firecrackers — as she has done several times before — to discourage them from getting into her. She also shoots groundhogs and other perbites she considers a nuisance.
"My neighbors call me Annie Oakley," she said.
Squirrel just calls her nuts.
that's because you shot COUSIN Floyd instead ...vancouverman said:some time ago, I thought I got uncle Floyd .... but he is still around
next time, keep your eye on the target and not Alex's cleavage ...
Well this thread started off on the down side, but things seemed to be picking up. Thats good.
NO SHOOTING SQUIRRELS!!!! At least lets wait for "Squirrel Season."
...and watch out for those squirrels that fight back. The story is that Osama Bin Laden has a squirrel camp and is training them in the use of tactical weapons. --- Kev
NO SHOOTING SQUIRRELS!!!! At least lets wait for "Squirrel Season."
...and watch out for those squirrels that fight back. The story is that Osama Bin Laden has a squirrel camp and is training them in the use of tactical weapons. --- Kev
vm
nope, saw the 'Bond Girl' thread ... that's why i told you to keep your eyes on the target ... not her cleavage ...
besides which, if Alex had been shooting there would have been all bulls-eyes ... you only got one on COUSIN Floyd ...
HEY!!! duh ... i just realized that with Alex now living here there might be the possibility of going shooting with her!!!!
in more ways than one, yes ... got it ... ha ha ...
nope, saw the 'Bond Girl' thread ... that's why i told you to keep your eyes on the target ... not her cleavage ...
besides which, if Alex had been shooting there would have been all bulls-eyes ... you only got one on COUSIN Floyd ...
HEY!!! duh ... i just realized that with Alex now living here there might be the possibility of going shooting with her!!!!
in more ways than one, yes ... got it ... ha ha ...
