Thanks for the review on Katie Urban. I like brunettes so she's on my list but with only average service I think I might go somewhere else first.
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Hey All, Hopefully everyone's hobby is treating them great.
I have two new reviews for you all. One of them is awesome and the other one is the complete opposite.
I guess I will the one that didn't go so great out of the way.
Paris @ Penthouse. Ok, here is a case where I did do my research, and I went against everything that I had read, because when I got to Penthouse earlier today, Paris was looking soooooo damn hot, I had to stay with her( that and the fact that Juliette was busy.) Ok so she walks me to the room and goes over a few regular things, starts the shower and leaves. She came back after about 5-7 minutes, not too long. Right away she got undressed, and wow, she is damn hot. She's got these great big awesome tits, and her body is so awesome. Her ass is just glorious. She gave me an alright massage, I would have to say it was just below average. The conversation was pretty nice, she is very quiet though. I offered to give her a massage, and that was pretty cool, because this girl's body is just incredible. Very restrictive though about what I could touch and what to stay away from. She asked me to get on the table and she started playing with mr happy, unfortunatly, there was no teasing. There was ZERO bj, and the FS was plain boring. She got on top for cowgirl for all of 30 seconds, and she said she was tired. Tired? I was the first client. I finished off, and I could clearly tell she wasn't into it, and just as I was finishing she tried to get me to pull out, which just sucked....
Anyways, Looks = 8.5 close to 9, Attitude = 6 , Service =2. She can be sweet at times but defenitly does not enjoy the extras part of her job. I think she should definitly look for something else. It's girls like this that make me want to quit this hobby. STAY AWAY Gentlemen.
Ok now that the bad reveiw is out of the way. Let me tell you guys about a fantastic girl by the name of Juliette @ Penthouse. I met her on her first shift at Penthouse. She is about 5'9" or so, was wearing a black wig, not sure what her real hair looks like. She is very new in the business but you can't really tell. The one bad part of the whole session is that she did not start the shower, but hey, that is minor in my books. Ok so the massage was pretty nice, I would say above average. She is very beautiful, and has this look that I can't explain, but she is very hot. Her tits are on the smaller side, but they are very, very nice. The massage was short, and I thought on man here we go again with a bad SP, but as it turns out she gave me a second massage at the end. When it came to play time, well all I can say is WOW!!! You name it, and it was done. It was a great time. The conversation didn't turn dull at any moment either. I definitly recomend her to anyone, I wish she could stay just mine, but hey, I'm not a greedy man, and I'm passing you this info. Make an appointment and go see this awesome SP.
Ok, looks = 8/8.5, attitude = 9, Service = 10+++++++.
Well hopefully this helps some of you in your decisions.
untill next time,
urban.
Hey All, Hopefully everyone's hobby is treating them great.
I have two new reviews for you all. One of them is awesome and the other one is the complete opposite.
I guess I will the one that didn't go so great out of the way.
Paris @ Penthouse. Ok, here is a case where I did do my research, and I went against everything that I had read, because when I got to Penthouse earlier today, Paris was looking soooooo damn hot, I had to stay with her( that and the fact that Juliette was busy.) Ok so she walks me to the room and goes over a few regular things, starts the shower and leaves. She came back after about 5-7 minutes, not too long. Right away she got undressed, and wow, she is damn hot. She's got these great big awesome tits, and her body is so awesome. Her ass is just glorious. She gave me an alright massage, I would have to say it was just below average. The conversation was pretty nice, she is very quiet though. I offered to give her a massage, and that was pretty cool, because this girl's body is just incredible. Very restrictive though about what I could touch and what to stay away from. She asked me to get on the table and she started playing with mr happy, unfortunatly, there was no teasing. There was ZERO bj, and the FS was plain boring. She got on top for cowgirl for all of 30 seconds, and she said she was tired. Tired? I was the first client. I finished off, and I could clearly tell she wasn't into it, and just as I was finishing she tried to get me to pull out, which just sucked....
Anyways, Looks = 8.5 close to 9, Attitude = 6 , Service =2. She can be sweet at times but defenitly does not enjoy the extras part of her job. I think she should definitly look for something else. It's girls like this that make me want to quit this hobby. STAY AWAY Gentlemen.
Ok now that the bad reveiw is out of the way. Let me tell you guys about a fantastic girl by the name of Juliette @ Penthouse. I met her on her first shift at Penthouse. She is about 5'9" or so, was wearing a black wig, not sure what her real hair looks like. She is very new in the business but you can't really tell. The one bad part of the whole session is that she did not start the shower, but hey, that is minor in my books. Ok so the massage was pretty nice, I would say above average. She is very beautiful, and has this look that I can't explain, but she is very hot. Her tits are on the smaller side, but they are very, very nice. The massage was short, and I thought on man here we go again with a bad SP, but as it turns out she gave me a second massage at the end. When it came to play time, well all I can say is WOW!!! You name it, and it was done. It was a great time. The conversation didn't turn dull at any moment either. I definitly recomend her to anyone, I wish she could stay just mine, but hey, I'm not a greedy man, and I'm passing you this info. Make an appointment and go see this awesome SP.
Ok, looks = 8/8.5, attitude = 9, Service = 10+++++++.
Well hopefully this helps some of you in your decisions.
untill next time,
urban.
Urban_Male, thanks for the intel on ...
Juliette. I think this is her first mebtion and is therefore very useful.
On Paris, once more tha Board was right. That shows how useful it can be. Another looker with a Bad Attitude and Awful Service. My exact experiences with her in the past - Sinderellas, DejaVu, Heaven on Earth, etc.
Juliette. I think this is her first mebtion and is therefore very useful.
On Paris, once more tha Board was right. That shows how useful it can be. Another looker with a Bad Attitude and Awful Service. My exact experiences with her in the past - Sinderellas, DejaVu, Heaven on Earth, etc.
trawler, you couldn't be more right about Paris. I really wish I would have waited for Juliette instead of wasting my $$$ on Paris. Oh well lesson learned.
This board is definitly usefull for us all.
FBI, sounds good, can't wait for your next review.
This board is definitly usefull for us all.
FBI, sounds good, can't wait for your next review.
I met Kelsey today but she didn't have time to do a 1 hour session so I'll have to go back some other time. I was expecting a Pamela Anderson type based on reviews but she is more "cute", like the singer Jewel except with more curves. She certainly is attractive though.
Urban + others, I'm curious about the disparity of s=2 and e=8. To me, if the extras are good that means she provided good service.....
Although unusual, I guess the dessert was better than the meal eh?
I'll let u know how it goes if I go back.
thx in advance
Urban + others, I'm curious about the disparity of s=2 and e=8. To me, if the extras are good that means she provided good service.....
Although unusual, I guess the dessert was better than the meal eh?I'll let u know how it goes if I go back.
thx in advance
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dproberts,
I guess what I was meaning by s=2 was the massage it self. Sorry to confuse you, I will try and be more clear about it next time. Usually I only get a small window in the day to write these reviews due to a crazy schedule. I will definitly try and be more specific.
Hope you have fun with Kelsy.
urban
I guess what I was meaning by s=2 was the massage it self. Sorry to confuse you, I will try and be more clear about it next time. Usually I only get a small window in the day to write these reviews due to a crazy schedule. I will definitly try and be more specific.
Hope you have fun with Kelsy.
urban
Urban_Male
remember meeting Paris when she was at Deja Vu.
looked good, but got a bad vibe off her, indifference to be kind, so passed on her
good thing too, checked the board when I got home, a overwhelming majority of her reviews were fair to poor
good to know we can trust the credible current reviewers like trawler, pussyman, wolverine to name but a few
remember meeting Paris when she was at Deja Vu.
looked good, but got a bad vibe off her, indifference to be kind, so passed on her
good thing too, checked the board when I got home, a overwhelming majority of her reviews were fair to poor
good to know we can trust the credible current reviewers like trawler, pussyman, wolverine to name but a few
Can someone PM me or e-mail me at pegger5@hotmail.com for tips associated for Kayla at Penthouse . i.e FS.
I'm a Calgarian coming to Edmonton for Business and want ot know the game there. I was thinking Kianna (out) but should I go in house?
Let me know what you guys think here and the rest e-mail me..
I'm a Calgarian coming to Edmonton for Business and want ot know the game there. I was thinking Kianna (out) but should I go in house?
Let me know what you guys think here and the rest e-mail me..
that tongue stud is worth the price of admission alone (LOL)
heard that those beautiful 36c girls of hers will be ready for action at the end of the month
she even has that evil little smile and eyes look that does it for me
heard that those beautiful 36c girls of hers will be ready for action at the end of the month
she even has that evil little smile and eyes look that does it for me
Hey Pegger, you can't go wrong with Kayla. Like I stated in my review of her, she was one of the best experiences I have ever had.
Saw Kayla at Penthouse today, She is an awesome girl. Very open and loves to chat... A few tattos and a natural red head.(Good looking)
Partial shaven with a nice firm body. Her chest is still healing so there was no playing with them at this time
Tongue stud which always feels good. She is non rushed and accomidating. She was very patient with me as I was not used to such attention in the mental way...
I must say this been my first Edmonton experience that I was not used to the openess. What a treat! There was no guessing like in Calgary. I highly recommend Kayla as she will take care of you in all areas. 2 browns is all inclusive for one hour FULL massage.
Also met Natalia as we chated for about 5 minutes as I waited for Kayla. She is new but very beautiful. She will be my next visit. I hear though that she is still learning so we will have to be patient..
All in all for my first Penthouse visit, I am impressed and will return asap... I will repeat with Kayla some day but want to try all the other delights in the Chuk...
Thanks Edmonton!
Partial shaven with a nice firm body. Her chest is still healing so there was no playing with them at this time
Tongue stud which always feels good. She is non rushed and accomidating. She was very patient with me as I was not used to such attention in the mental way...
I must say this been my first Edmonton experience that I was not used to the openess. What a treat! There was no guessing like in Calgary. I highly recommend Kayla as she will take care of you in all areas. 2 browns is all inclusive for one hour FULL massage.
Also met Natalia as we chated for about 5 minutes as I waited for Kayla. She is new but very beautiful. She will be my next visit. I hear though that she is still learning so we will have to be patient..
All in all for my first Penthouse visit, I am impressed and will return asap... I will repeat with Kayla some day but want to try all the other delights in the Chuk...
Thanks Edmonton!
hey pegger36, glad to hear you enjoyed one of Edmonton's finest. never had a bad visit with Kayla, and these reviews make me want to head back soon. you got her nailed man, a real sweetheart, treat her right, and she treats you right
Hey Pegger..
I hope you pegged her down good and solid...having a peg leg sure comes in handy at certain times..
I hope you pegged her down good and solid...having a peg leg sure comes in handy at certain times..
TOFT Assignment complete
As per Mr. Wolverine's assigment:
I stopped by WROabout 3 weeks ago, give or take a couple of days. I was met at the door by Shyla, and although my last session with her was good, I was feeling like something new.
She mentioned that there was a new lady working by the name of Annie, so I decided to stay with her. My first reaction when I saw her, was that she is ok looking, skinny, and tall.
We went up to a room and right away she asked what I wanted (I hate that question right of the bat), so I told her that I would start off with a nude and go from there.
The massage kind of sucked to tell you guys the truth, the conversation however was very captivating. She is one smart lady, and knows how to talk about a lot of subjects.
She then started teasing the little guy, and he was up to full attention in no time. I told her I wanted FS, and she seemed to almost get into a better mood when I said that.
The FS had a couple of interesting positions, and some usual positions. At least I knew she was trying.
She was not a clock watcher, however I was out of there in about 35 minutes. I think if she improves on her massage things would be better. Also she has no Ass to speak off. Her tits are kind of small but they are nice to play with.
ratings: looks = 6.5, attitute = 7.5, massage = 2, extras = 6.
There you go guys, hope this helps. oh and if you didn't know her skin is very dark tonned, she says she is from Brazil.
till next time..
urban.
As per Mr. Wolverine's assigment:
I stopped by WROabout 3 weeks ago, give or take a couple of days. I was met at the door by Shyla, and although my last session with her was good, I was feeling like something new.
She mentioned that there was a new lady working by the name of Annie, so I decided to stay with her. My first reaction when I saw her, was that she is ok looking, skinny, and tall.
We went up to a room and right away she asked what I wanted (I hate that question right of the bat), so I told her that I would start off with a nude and go from there.
The massage kind of sucked to tell you guys the truth, the conversation however was very captivating. She is one smart lady, and knows how to talk about a lot of subjects.
She then started teasing the little guy, and he was up to full attention in no time. I told her I wanted FS, and she seemed to almost get into a better mood when I said that.
The FS had a couple of interesting positions, and some usual positions. At least I knew she was trying.
She was not a clock watcher, however I was out of there in about 35 minutes. I think if she improves on her massage things would be better. Also she has no Ass to speak off. Her tits are kind of small but they are nice to play with.
ratings: looks = 6.5, attitute = 7.5, massage = 2, extras = 6.
There you go guys, hope this helps. oh and if you didn't know her skin is very dark tonned, she says she is from Brazil.
till next time..
urban.
Urban_Male, Takes One For The Team!!!!!!!!!
Like FBI said: Good Job!
Question Time:
Should we be including a Time rating in future reviews. Most of us seem to go for the hour and notice short sessions or else we notice clock watching. What Say You Perberts?
Like FBI said: Good Job!
Question Time:
Should we be including a Time rating in future reviews. Most of us seem to go for the hour and notice short sessions or else we notice clock watching. What Say You Perberts?
I always try and mention it. E.g. not a clock watcher, in/out in 35 mins, etc...
That always affects in how I rate the overall service of the massage.
That always affects in how I rate the overall service of the massage.
'Twas just a thought, cuz I always base part my visits success factor on time or clock watching, so it seems a logical thing to do, either add in a time rating or comment
Yeah, those 30 minute 'stead of an hour quickies jus' don't cut it anymore, gotten so's that I 'spect an hour now-a-days
Yeah, those 30 minute 'stead of an hour quickies jus' don't cut it anymore, gotten so's that I 'spect an hour now-a-days
