Review: S.U. - Chanel

SirBowen

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Ok. So after Pamela and Macee left, I was waiting for Chanel, from SU. I only ordered an hour with her -- by the way, these were all outcalls, so I can't comment on any of the room discussions. The hotel was a great place.... -- and it was trouble from the start.

SU was supposed to call 1/2 hour ahead of time to confirm. They said they did (twice), but I don't know how because didn't hear the phone and there was no message left. Anyway, they were polite about it and we finally agreed to have Chanel come over within an hour or so.

At that point, ew. Yes, she showed up on time. But ...

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First of all, I don't wantto be rude, but I think I do have to be honest. So no offense intended, but .... She's quite a bit heftier than her picture indicates. If you like larger women, with big stomachs, she's your gal. If you're into thinner, or avergae-sized women, find someone else.

Then there was her attention span. I don't know if she had just woken up, was on something, had no sleep, or simply isn't that bright, but in the span of two minutes she asked me how long I was in town for 5 times. Count em. The fifth time I actually told her that was the fifth time.... As I said, she either wasn't paying attention at all, was on something that blocked her memory, or is just a wee bit slow.

It was downhill from there. She does have nice breats, and she was open minded about what I could do with, in between, and then on them. I'll give her that. But - here's the sensitive part - she absolutely smelled. REALLY bad. :eek: And no, I don't mean a fishy odor downstairs. Indeed, it was so off-putting and obnoxious that I ended the session with at least 20 minutes to go, and tried to politely usher her out. When she left, I opened all the windows in the room and sprayed aftershave just to try to cover up the smell....

DO NOT CHOOSE HER unless you can spend a few minutes with her first to make sure you dont' have the same problem.... Don't mean to be rude, just don't ya'll wasting money.
 

maude

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Physical presence . . .

SirBowen said:


She's quite a bit heftier than her picture indicates. If you like larger women, with big stomachs, she's your gal. If you're into thinner, or avergae-sized women, find someone else.

Notwithstanding your Chanel experience, surely you are not claiming that you were mislead regarding Chanel's physical disposition ... S.U. publicly posted stats are as follows:

name: Chanel age: 25 hair: brown
eyes: grey stats: 38dd 28 38 height: 5'9"
http://bcdarlings.com/su_chanel.htm

Perhaps nature of intel was not appreciated by you ... If I see 38dd 28 38 @ 5'9" - I'm not visualizing a petite, slim, trim, mean machine . . . lol ....
 

SirBowen

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Good point ... I actually chose her becuase of the 38dds (which I'm not 100% sure of, btw). Maybe I didn't realize how big the second 38 would be, but those measurements are supposed to be bust, hip and waist, not belly....
 

SirBowen

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So was this just general BO from not having a shower for a few days or what?
Your guess is as good as mine. She could very well have showered, but just have a strong BO, not covered up by deodorants or perfume.
 

yogi

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SU describes her as "full figure". Couple that with a "28 waist" to which I automatically add 2 inches. From all this plus the photos, I'd conclude that she's too fat for me.
Ya gotta learn to read between the lines.....
 
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