The following took place between 1pm and 215 pm 1:00:01:01
I had a secret mission to unearth the truth about a foreign agent working as an SP north end, Winnipeg. Code named Jessica Rabbit no connection to Buggs. Many of my fellow Perb agents had seen her , but I was determined to get to the bottom of this mysterious and wonderful Jessica.
I arrived at her flate and welcomed with a kiss, a hug, but I knew what she was up to. She told me that she had to make sure that I was not wearing a wire, so I immediately took off my clothes. She said " No wire but quite a weapon"
1:10:01:00
After a quick shower, I thought I heard Jessica say "I have a secret message for you" but what she actually said was "I have a secret massage for you". I tried to protest but she proceeded to give me a tongue lashing I had ever experienced since my encounter with Sierra. I kept my weapon hidden so as not to frighten her.
1:20:01:00
She rolled me over onto by back and attempted to suck out of me whatever information I was still holding inside - She was first startled by my weapon but I assured her the safety was on - She perswaded me to hand it over. I told her I won't sucum to her demands. I have been interrigated in many ways so I was prepared.
1:30:01:00
Now it was my turn to investigate her. I was going to take written notes but did not have a pen, so the investigation was only taken orally. As my memory was failing me from a drink I was given, I can now only remember "Initial" Codes like DATY and CBJ.
1:45:01:00
Time for final interrogation. She tried to cuddle with me but I knew she had alterior motives. I could only see one of her hands, with the other one disappearing from sight. She must have touched an electrical outlet as all of a sudden, her body started writhing and shaking. I thought she must be trying to self-induce a coma to avoid the final interrogation - but it would not work. She tried to pin me down by climbing on top, forgetting about the secret weapon she noticed before and I extracted back from her tight grip. Alas, she demonstrated her riding skills (forward and backwards) acquired most likely in Spain. The interrigation continued with shouting of unspeakable language which only made the interrigation last longer.
2:15:01:00
Finally she gave in and will not soon forget this interrigation. This was one heck of an interrigation for both of us and I required a quick shower. I did not get all the information required - so I assured her of my return.
End of memo to perb agents
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