Well, as I write this I am chewing on a multi-vitamin. You know, one of those gummy ones. That and my socks are still wet from the torrent of squirt which came from Miss Helena Shay at our last encounter…
But I am getting ahead of myself. Let’s start from the top.
I have been around for a while on these forums reading, and have not posted often. However I am compelled to provide a review as Helena is a rare bird to say the least. I have seen Helena a few times over the past few months (4 or 5 times). I was initially a little wary of her higher than average for Victoria rates but liked the “flat fee”, all included no upsell style of advertising. Her menu is very… open minded and as such is comparable if you include what others would extra you up for. So I gave her a whirl.
She typically stays in very nice hotels, and has always come to the door dressed to impress. Heels, and a very sexy number (and always different!).
We usually start off with some light conversation which invariably turns into some light and then not so light kissing, and from there the clothes/outfits fly!
To say that Helena is a GFE is inadequate. It’s more of a GFE who is your PSE in the bedroom. A moment on this, so the point is not lost. The woman enjoys herself as much if not more, than I (after all I wish I could orgasm over and over and over)! Almost every time is different with Helena. Sometimes she wants to be in charge and I sit in a chair while she pays homage to me on her knee’s for as long as I can stand it. Other times it’s a flurry of passion and arms and legs and sometimes it’s toys. Oh and she squirts. A lot. Repeatedly. Soaked carpets, soaked, everything. Net net, describing any one session would be inadequate and describing them all would take a novel.
At the end of the day, here I sit, socks wet, exhausted in the best way possible, and finding myself trying to summarize like a food critic how you explain the entire experience of a great meal in a great restaurant. Would I repeat? Yes and I do whenever I can and she is in town. Thus ends my review of Café Shay. Bon appetite!
But I am getting ahead of myself. Let’s start from the top.
I have been around for a while on these forums reading, and have not posted often. However I am compelled to provide a review as Helena is a rare bird to say the least. I have seen Helena a few times over the past few months (4 or 5 times). I was initially a little wary of her higher than average for Victoria rates but liked the “flat fee”, all included no upsell style of advertising. Her menu is very… open minded and as such is comparable if you include what others would extra you up for. So I gave her a whirl.
She typically stays in very nice hotels, and has always come to the door dressed to impress. Heels, and a very sexy number (and always different!).
We usually start off with some light conversation which invariably turns into some light and then not so light kissing, and from there the clothes/outfits fly!
To say that Helena is a GFE is inadequate. It’s more of a GFE who is your PSE in the bedroom. A moment on this, so the point is not lost. The woman enjoys herself as much if not more, than I (after all I wish I could orgasm over and over and over)! Almost every time is different with Helena. Sometimes she wants to be in charge and I sit in a chair while she pays homage to me on her knee’s for as long as I can stand it. Other times it’s a flurry of passion and arms and legs and sometimes it’s toys. Oh and she squirts. A lot. Repeatedly. Soaked carpets, soaked, everything. Net net, describing any one session would be inadequate and describing them all would take a novel.
At the end of the day, here I sit, socks wet, exhausted in the best way possible, and finding myself trying to summarize like a food critic how you explain the entire experience of a great meal in a great restaurant. Would I repeat? Yes and I do whenever I can and she is in town. Thus ends my review of Café Shay. Bon appetite!
