Review: Misha @ Penthouse Massage

[RustyShack]

Hi - just recently got back from PM. This is actually my first review on PERB although I have been in the hobby for a while.

Anyways, I had a session with Misha, who I believe is new to PM. She recently stated that she moved to Edmonton from Atlantic Canada. At first she seemed quite nice.

The session started with a back massage which was quite lame and lasted about 1 to 2 minutes - didn't even ask me if I want oil, lotion, etc. Following this she asked me to turn around. She gave an okay front massage and HJ.

She then put on the condom for a BJ - this was okay but nothing spectacular. Anyways, I have to admit that I didn't last very long as it has been a while. That was fine ... not her fault.

After this it went really bad ... I asked her if I could give her a massage or get one myself and she just said quite coldly something like "once you finish it is over", even though only about fifteen minutes had past if that.

Anyways, I showered up and tried to get out quickly. It was also quite obvious that she wanted me out of there ASAP. When she took the money she did not even say thanks or anything. When I left, she sarcastically wished me a good evening.

Looks: 7 (she is pretty good looking w/ nice body and breasts. No pics currently on website)

Service: 5 (seems to want to get clients out as soon as possible)

Attitude: 3 (seems nice at first but this quickly changes)

I definitely would not repeat with her. PM I find is hit or miss - I had a recent bad experience with Natasha. Have had very good experiences with Lily and Evah - if I go back will probably only see them.

Anyways, my advice is to save your money ($80 total) unless she seriously changes her attitude. She seems to only be in for a short-term and doesn't care at all about the clients.

Rusty Shack

 

[RustyShack]

Just to clarify I actually paid $180 - I thought the dollar sign stood for $100 ... oops!

 

[praxis]

oh okay then yea that is a sucky session then, ..

I think it really was a sucky session . For a few more $$, he could've gone for the full meal deal...

 

[Fort MacGuy]

Normally a $ does represent $100, but you need to put a . after it. For example $.8 means $180. Thanks for the info though...don't forget Lauren is still at Penthouse.

 

[Mick Shagher]

Even if Rustyshack paid Misha $80 for the session, that would still be $79.99 too much.

She is not new to the buisness as she worked @ Peter's Palaces before Penthouse and received bad reviews there. I've met her at both places and the bad vibes were eminatting from her. This girl is strictly in the buisness for the money and I've been told by her past co-workers that she doesn't even really like us guys that much. Especially guys who pay for sex. I guess that would explain why her sessions SUCK.

I'd put her up near the top of the AVOID list. She'd be just after Sai@ Deja-Vu and Tiffany/Misty the steroid abuser.

 

[kmdfan]

Paris is one to watch out for as well....her service is similar to that of Misha's....Paris is very beautiful but she wont DARE let u massage her - too bad as she's got a gorgeous body - I still have to attempt to see Vienna, but her sched is crazy busy.....

 

[Blue Ranger]

Someone should start a thread of girls to stay away from.

I have been in this hobby for 2 months and seen alot of girls and thankfully had no bad experiences. I work hard for my money, as do we all, and am not looking forward to my first bad experience (bound to happen sooner or later).

So please. Anyone with alot of bad experiences post a thread.

 

[Helovesonly1]

I stayed with this girl once. She had only been at Peter's Shitholes about 3 shifts , or so she says. It wasn't the greatest, but it wasn't the worse. I found her to be cold and quite honestly i'd rather spend more money on the girls that are either not as pretty or the ones that not 18. At least then I am sure to get my money's worth. that sucks.

 

[Vienna]

kmdfan, I hope to see you when you can pencil me into your schedule! lol

 

[TOMMYG]

Is this the same Micha that has a tatoo of an angel on her tummy?

 

[MKSTEEL]

Heed this advice well!

kmdfan, I hope to see you when you can pencil me into your schedule! lol

She's not kidding about that it's VERY worth the trip

 

[albertacuddly]

Someone should start a thread of girls to stay away from.

I have been in this hobby for 2 months and seen alot of girls and thankfully had no bad experiences. I work hard for my money, as do we all, and am not looking forward to my first bad experience (bound to happen sooner or later).

So please. Anyone with alot of bad experiences post a thread.

Hey fellas, let's not start such a list! after all, there is the problem of memory: name recognition (but not necessarily remembering that it was someone to avoid!).
Also as an old calypso tune state:
'Gossip, gossip evil thing;
Much unhappiness it bring.
If you can't say something nice:
Don't talk at all is my advice.'

 

[kmdfan]

exactly what i need.........

She's not kidding about that it's VERY worth the trip

thats it! 'Nuff said....i will take your word for it 'STEEL and brace for an outta site adventure with this beauty! - Vienna i'm freeing up the sched - gonna make it happen