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Review: Jenna of localescorts.ca

cbit

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This is my first review ever, and actually, one of only a few posts I have ever made to this site. So, make whatever assumptions you want about my objectivity. The reality is that I have previously acted on the solid advice of existing reviews on this site, and therefore had little to add.

With Jenna being newly back in the picture, I figure I could provide some needed color. Having cleared that up...

I scheduled an appt with Jenna last Thursday. Given some conflicts I had to work around, she was extremely accomodating and returned both phone calls and emails promptly.

When I arrived at her downtown location, she greeted me in a nice black dress, looking quite reserved actually. We sat on the couch and chatted for a bit over drinks - a good way to cut down the stress of a first meeting. We were chatting like old buds in no time. It wasn't until I asked about her sunburn and she pulled open her dress that my hormones kicked into overdrive. Shortly thereafter, she suggested we get comfortable in the bedroom.

I should note that as per her pictures, Jenna is on the thin side. Not gross thin, but more of a spinner (I'll get to that later). So, if you prefer meatier ladies, move on.

She removed her dress to reveal black garters and not much else. She began with a nice deep oil massage (she's not bad), then asked me to turn over. I thought she was going to massage the front, but instead came the self-touted "best BJ in the city." While I cannot attest to this without considerably more due diligence, I can say it was up there with my personal bests. There was a real determination to succeed there, and the in-process moaning added a solid hummer-factor. I had to put a stop to it.

My turn to pleasure, and I worked slowly down from some DFK, to her perky sensitive nipples, past her pierced belly button, finally arriving at her clean-shaven snack bar. Delicious DATY, and this girl is responsive. I don't know or care if she was faking this, but when a girl articulates her pleasure, a man's enjoyment increases exponentially (ATTENTION LADIES: REMEMBER THIS). Mutually, we decided to finish in a mounted position. She hopped on, regular CG, and rode hard. I played with her tits and hair while ramming from below. I could tell she was going to cum, and pounded harder to join her. Both of us were VERY vocal about our pounting pleasure. I could feel that she was dripping wet. At once, we capitulated. Her screams were fodder for me to squeeze out all I had. My balls ached, my knees hurt, and my toes curled. She came 4 times (or so she said). I was ruined and ecstatic at once.

Afterwards, she noted a tattoo she has down in her nether-regions. It was large enough to surprise me that I hadn't noticed during my earlier trip down below, but I guess I'm a pretty focused guy.

Best in a while, without a doubt. I asked her if I could post, and she said definately. So here it is. I will be clear though, she asked me to also mention that SHE ONLY TAKES TWO APPTS PER DAY, PREFERRING QUALITY TO QUANTITY. So if you have trouble reaching her during the day, that is why. Once you make initial contact, it should be no problem. Also, as always, she states in her ad YMMV. Like many of us, I doubt she wants to let a 400 lb heifer tongue-fuck her. But that's just my guess.

Overall:

Appearance 8
Body 8 (spinner)
Attitude 10+
Conversation 7
Determination 10
Overall 9
 

Avery

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Excellent review and first post, cbit. The only thing missing is her rate.

Too bad you lurked for almost four years! Now that you've popped your review cherry, let's see more.
 

cbit

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My apologies: to the best of my recollection, it was 2 browns, and I added a green.
 

cbit

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I have clarified that the rate was in fact 2 browns.

She offers the usual services, although greek was not mentioned in the email I received, so I would assume it is a no no. Kissing was permitted, but again, she even states that YMMV.

One thing she mentioned which I am not certain of it "Pearls". I suspect that is essentially Russian to completion?

As for MSOG, I am not sure and will try to follow up. It was not mentioned in the email she sent me, and I did not have time to attempt.
 

Jennaxoxo

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As you say Randy different stokes for different folks. I would not have been offended if you told me I was not your type. The patches on my arms are birth control and I had moquitoe bits on my arm if that was your concern. I don't think this bashing is in order as I do give quaity service and out in the extra mile. Covered BJ is for everyone's protection you have to remember that also. I hope you find what you are looking for.

Cheers!
 

Birdboy

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xxrandy, I'm sorry to hear that Jenna didn't live up to your expectations. I reviewed her here positively some time ago under her previous handle of Candy Licks, and she eventually wound up becoming a favorite. Perhaps that makes me a little biased, but for me, she earned that position. I always had good times with her, and I could have easily chosen to see anyone that I'd wanted to.

I think that the mixed reviews indicate that YMMV with her, perhaps to a greater degree than many other ladies. As well, as you noted in some of the points in your review, she won't be for everyone. It sounds like you probably should have followed your initial reactions and moved on, instead of going ahead with the session.
 

Jennaxoxo

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Krafter I think you are the one cracking it up. I never even saw you. Read the real reviews before you slam a quality sp.

Jenna
 

cbit

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Lay off guys. I don't post much, and Jenna was my first post -but why is it so fucking hard to keep the comments objective & constructive? More info is always good, and opinions matter, but if you are too lazy to read the original comment inthe thread, then put a sock in it.

I highlight this because I stated some key facts in my original review that were based on info passed on to me from Jenna.

#1. Yes, she is thin. Quite thin. Disgusting? No! Skinny yes - if you dont like that - then don't proceed! Her pics are there for all to see - nothing hidden.

#2. She was very clear about something: YMMV!!! Not many Sp's say this - its usually the pooners that make this assessment, but Jenna says it upfront in her ad. This means if you come in with an attitude or you dont sense a connection, you likely should step off. Or, as I said, if you are an ugly fat fuck - YMIF (your mileage is fucked). Get used to it. Try lifting weights.

As for the comments about her apartment & her cat, they are relevant and probably worthwhile to note, as these details are important to some (not all) people. But insinuating that she is a crack whore (why exactly?) based on no evidence and running off theories about her patches (stupid) are not necessary.

And about the "best BJ in town" comment...unless you truly believe that the best chicken fingers in the world are served at an asian restaurant downtown, the worlds best fries are sold out of a truck in Kenora, and the worlds best coffee is sold at several different shops in NYC, then grab a brain and realize that this is part of the ad. If you walk in believing it, of fucking course you'll be disappointed. Some will find it good, others not. This is subjective shit.

Now, where were we...?
 
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