After being in purely monogamous relationships for many many years I had long forgotten about "the condom"
However, now that I am single, I have been more than happy to persue the fine art of pooning to pass the time between relationships. This of course brought back the need to form a pact with my arch-nemisis "the condom"
Ever since I started my shooting spree, I noticed that I was having some serious issues keeping my "little brother" awake.
Sure I drive a big bus, but it lately had been running out of gas on almost all of my adventures, causing me to change roads just to get to my destination
- Oh and thank you ladies - for always making sure I got there
I became so concerned in fact that I paid a visit to my doctor and even started to read my e-mail's junk folder for solutions.
Well the last straw was with a cute little blonde muffin that shall remain nameless. Tried as I did my bus lost control, and needed a set of hands to get me to where I was going.
Once she gracefully cleaned up she mumbled something about "really needing a few bigger condoms for someone like you"
DING!
Could that be the problem all along?
Those tight little clown baloons squeezing the life out of my little brother just when I need him the most?
Perhaps! - Hell, it was certainly a small investment to find out.
So last night after much inner turmoil as to brand loyalty and flashy packaging, I decided on the package of larger sized condoms to try.
Enter the Durex "Maximum" Condom!
Now for an assistant
With no success all day on hooking up with another lady that shall remain nameless (sigh), I decided to stop by a preffered Richmond massage parlor instead - to see a lady there that I know and like - with 2 uber condoms in hand. (ya never know eh?)
The show begins. (we secretly switch Johnny's regular cup of coffee...with Folger's instant...ehem wrong commercial)
All I can say is OMG!
Why oh why did I not do this sooner.
Not only did my bus drive straight to it's destination without stopping for gas, it even went back, and dropped off another load!! - MSOG 4 ME
Me and my lil' brother cheered with joy - even the assistant jumped up and down waving two fingers yelling "woot" in some asian language I am unfamiliar with.
So, for any fellow pooner out there that is of above average size downstairs - do yourself a huge favor, buy a box of these things, you'll be glad you did.
Durex Maximum latex condoms
Satisfaction : 9
Would I repeat - hell ya!
However, now that I am single, I have been more than happy to persue the fine art of pooning to pass the time between relationships. This of course brought back the need to form a pact with my arch-nemisis "the condom"
Ever since I started my shooting spree, I noticed that I was having some serious issues keeping my "little brother" awake.
Sure I drive a big bus, but it lately had been running out of gas on almost all of my adventures, causing me to change roads just to get to my destination
- Oh and thank you ladies - for always making sure I got there
I became so concerned in fact that I paid a visit to my doctor and even started to read my e-mail's junk folder for solutions.
Well the last straw was with a cute little blonde muffin that shall remain nameless. Tried as I did my bus lost control, and needed a set of hands to get me to where I was going.
Once she gracefully cleaned up she mumbled something about "really needing a few bigger condoms for someone like you"
DING!
Could that be the problem all along?
Those tight little clown baloons squeezing the life out of my little brother just when I need him the most?
Perhaps! - Hell, it was certainly a small investment to find out.
So last night after much inner turmoil as to brand loyalty and flashy packaging, I decided on the package of larger sized condoms to try.
Enter the Durex "Maximum" Condom!
Now for an assistant
With no success all day on hooking up with another lady that shall remain nameless (sigh), I decided to stop by a preffered Richmond massage parlor instead - to see a lady there that I know and like - with 2 uber condoms in hand. (ya never know eh?)
The show begins. (we secretly switch Johnny's regular cup of coffee...with Folger's instant...ehem wrong commercial)
All I can say is OMG!
Why oh why did I not do this sooner.
Not only did my bus drive straight to it's destination without stopping for gas, it even went back, and dropped off another load!! - MSOG 4 ME
Me and my lil' brother cheered with joy - even the assistant jumped up and down waving two fingers yelling "woot" in some asian language I am unfamiliar with.
So, for any fellow pooner out there that is of above average size downstairs - do yourself a huge favor, buy a box of these things, you'll be glad you did.
Durex Maximum latex condoms
Satisfaction : 9
Would I repeat - hell ya!
