Review: Cali/Elle from BP.... STAY AWAY

rezoir

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Oct 8, 2008
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What a disaster... Again let this be a lesson to think with your brain and not your dick. She's got a great body but her hair was a mess and she seemed out of it. She promised true GFE through text but after I paid her (and after I listen to her complain for 10 mins about how she doesn't have a hotel for tonight...) , I wasn't even allowed to touch her anywhere on her body despite my trying to get her to explain why she lied to me. Again, trying to make lemonade out of a bad of rotten feces... I let her give me the shittiest, most unenthusiastic CBJ, barely stayed hard, I tried doggy and mish but she kept putting her hand in the way, grabbing me and repeatedly asking if I'm about to cum...in doggy, she tried to pass ofd her hand as her vagina lol... I told her I know what pussy feels like wrapped around my dick... Ugh. Super boner killer attitude... What a waste of money and time, worst experience I've ever had having sex... Ever.

Now I'm not complaining about safe services, but I'm upset over the blatant lies. I only booked her because she seemed to provide the services I was interested in.

If you have an appointment with her I'd suggest you skip it and buy me a beer. We'll both be happier, I promise.
 
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