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Rev: Danielle @ SU

hornyboy

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Danielle is a cute, petite blonde at SU http://www.bcdarlings.com/su_danielle.htm

She's in Victoria (from Vancouver) for just a month, "testing the water".

She looks like her pictures-- with her clothes on, she's a stunning blondie. Her assets are obvious-- the boobies are VERY nice and firm although her plastic surgeon has definitely helped. Still-- a very good job. She needs a tummy tuck tho. Her obstetrician has left his calling card as well (an obvious c-section scar which hasn't healed well). Landing strip is shaved. There is the faint odour of cigarette smoke; I'm pretty sensitive to that and most probably wouldn't notice.

From the moment she entered the room it was pretty clear that she wanted to get on with things. I paid for an hour. After she came back, she shed her things in a few seconds and started to yank on the big guy while I tried to make "small talk".

Boom the condom was on and she crawled on 'im. After 15 seconds of her on top she told me that I was too big for her and she pulled me on to her. I told her that I liked BJs, so she put a new condom on and made a good attempt at it for a few minutes. Unfortunately, she hasn't mastered the art yet (TEETH! ow.)

She made it clear that no kissing was allowed. A few times she pulled me out of her and took a look and then said, "Did you cum yet?". I have to say-- that was a bit disconcerting. I told her she'd definitely know when the moment came.

Finally when she had changed positions 3 times in 10 minutes, she appeared pretty frustrated. I told her that I don't easily cum with a condom on, so she whipped it off and gave me a hj to completion. 30 seconds later, a warm towel was on my belly and she was getting dressed.

From the time I walked into the room to the time I left--- 15 minutes. A new record for me (I must be getting younger!).

L/A/S 7/4/3

I won't repeat because there is much better value available in our fair city. Her boobs almost makes it worth it (but I'm not a boob man). YMMV, I might've caught her on a bad day. I suspect this is par for the course. You really get the impression she's been doing this for awhile-- a slick routine and not even the slightest trace of nervousness. I wonder if she's been "operating" in Vancouver under a different name. If so, it'd be interesting to see the reviews on her there.

I hope Vikki sees the review and has a chat with her. I didn't feel strongly enough to complain to her directly but I probably should've.


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spaceghost

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How disappointing for you...

And I was so impressed she was confident enough to show herself in her pics.

Oh well.
 

spaceghost

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I bet the guy who took those pics of her probably soured her on guys.

Bastard!
 

PATRIOT

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Yes disappointing I was thinking about seeing her but I will take her off the list. She looks so sweet in those pics.


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Gobble_Gook

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After reading what happened to you I'm glad she didn't show up for the appointment I had booked with her for Sat afternoon. If you were too big ... my god, she would have walked out on me!
 

Victoria Mod

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www.
please note:

This is an example of a successful negative review. Some noteworthy points....
-there is no cruelty
-there is no name calling or accusations
-there is no exaggerated claims
-there is no sign of vindicativeness

well done

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vicplay

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quote:
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Originally posted by Hipster Doofus
I inquired with Vikki last week about her.

ex Swedish Touch girl - I lost interest once I heard that.
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Swedish Touch eh..... that says enuff....
 

Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
lol - who trains those girls over in Vancouver anyway?

Does anyone know a good agency in Vancouver that I could work for? I'd setup shop, fuhq their women and turn that whole backwards scene around . Yo Melody! Might see ya around.
 

CantGetEnuf

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Thank you, hornyboy

for the review. She was on my list when I visit Vic in February, and I even emailed Vikki on her service, somehow I was given the impression that kissing was on the menu. Oh well, I guess I better spend my $160 elsewhere. I really feel for you hornyboy, I had a bad experience 1 year ago with a SP in Vancouver, the whole session was 20 min total, and thought it was the record. The worst part was I paid $$ for the hour.

Btw, what's the deal with Swedish Touch? Why y'all avoid it like a plague? Apologize for the newbie question, I don't live in Van or Vic.

Thanks!
CGE
 

Hipster Doofus

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wow! yer a fucking idiot!
ST is a Vancouver institution - and it stands for everything that is wrong with the industry.

Its a cash grab- all eye candy and no substance.

Even their website charges $9.95 a month to see pics of their girls. sheeesh! Do you think there's any hootchie shots in there?

It aint for the average joe...its for big spenders. ( and even if you are a big spender, I'm not sure you'd get more then the average joe.)
 

chuck1561

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sweetascandy said:
well have you tested it out b4 judging.
Swedish Touch is well known for this Melody..Very High priced and very restricted service..
 

hornyboy

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I've almost always had good experiences at SU. Vikki does a good job running the place IMO. I'll continue to be a regular customer. I just wanted the PERB group to make an informed decision before seeing this particular SP.


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mr. reisling

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Great review and as the mod said it was not vindictive. As for the Swedish Touch I have been there in the past and as everyone says its great eye candy but very low mileage, not to mention high prices.
 
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