Retired Pooner Seeking Advice

[Poseidon]

I need some advise on how to keep my mind off pooning and the “user’s guide” on how to become successfully retired from this hobby.

The things that tempt me to come back are the following:

1) The companionship of different and beautiful cortesians especially if they provide GFE and out of this world sexual experience.
2) The many unexplored sps that I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting
3) Sps that I have met that provide exceptional service and tempt me to come back for more
4) Women, women, women…..I just love them.

 

[Kev]

Why fight it? --- Kev

 

[Swguy]

Gina.... good advice... heh..

 

[Poseidon]

Gina,

ROTFLOL!!

Any recomendations on an expensive and scankiest Ho i should see?

You are one of the temptresses that are luring me back into the hobby! As for the review board....I'm hooked!

 

[BabyBelle]

You're on PERB, asking for advice on how to retire? You're in the wrong place, dear.

 

[Gorak]

Avoiding PERB and any of the escort sites is probably a good first step. Sort of like recovering alcoholics not hanging around in bars....

 

[Slowrider]

Retirement.

Poseidon you can't even retire from polling, how can you retire from pooning?

 

[spaceghost]

One word for Poseidon...

Sssshawna....

Failing that see spaceghost response here

Ps. Gina, regarding your suggestion number 1. No self-advertising please! Lol.

 

[BabyBelle]

She wasn't advertising, dear.

 

[blondeluver]

My 0.02

1 )Have a few lovers. Make sure they are of different sizes and shapes, so you don’t have to face the same one every time.

2) Go out and meet someone that makes you go wow! Don’t stop until you get one that can totally wear you out.

3) Do some traveling, pick up a new hobby and hey maybe this will help you out on suggestion #2.

4) Pick a really awesome SP and have a final retirement evening.

 

[spaceghost]

Lol... Ya think?

Thanks Babybelle.

 

[oberon1999]

I need some advise on how to keep my mind off pooning and the “user’s guide” on how to become successfully retired from this hobby.

The things that tempt me to come back are the following:

1) The companionship of different and beautiful cortesians especially if they provide GFE and out of this world sexual experience.
2) The many unexplored sps that I haven’t had the pleasure of meeting
3) Sps that I have met that provide exceptional service and tempt me to come back for more
4) Women, women, women…..I just love them.

Boy are you asking the wrong crowd... #4 rules .. thank the creator for GIRLS ) oh wait, talk you out of it ... uuuhhh, well, let me see ... oh f**k it, literally and figuratively...

oberon
dolphin 37

 

[sirlickheralot]

Spend your money on something else you really enjoy. Since retiring I have been going crazy building my dvd collection and watching movies every night. If a babe in one of the movies gets me particularly hot there's always Mary Five Fingers.

So that is why you started the courtesans in the movies thread. Now you can poon vicariously through your dvd collection. Your a sly one Little Alex.

 

[Poseidon]

Thanks for the Advise

Thanks for the amusing and comical advise folks! Alex you're
F@!cking hilarious.

 

[BabyBelle]

LOL

 

[1_4_da_team]

Retire??

Never Mind on retiring. Once a Pooner always a Pooner! Long Live Pooning!!!