renting a car for f close(sex)- a girl im seeing

[vette99]

met a girl we go out 2xs already and i live at home and so does she. i got no place for f close(sex). i thinking of renting a car and then f close in the car. is there a way i can guarantee or know that she will let me f close her and not waste my money on renting the car and not geeting what i want. it cost like 50 bucks or more for rental,
any tips. i havent kissed her yet and she dont let me. im thinking get k close(kiss) on 3rd date and if i did then 4th date i go for f close. i mean if no kiss then how she let u sex her right????

i have no car and live at home. i just dont need a car since i work in downtown. also all hotel are 100 at least in vancouver

 

[Pillowtalk]

Yes, if you rent a car she will definitely be so impressed she will lose her mind and want to have sex with you in the back seat.

A wise investment indeed.

Because the no kissing thing is not a clue at all as to how this is going to play out for you.

 

[Toon]

f close
k close

Am I missing something? What's with the odd way of describing sex and kissing - which you even go so far as to define in brackets. (why not just say sex and kissing?)


Edit:
OMG... I just googled the terms. So.... you consider yourself a pickup artist. Good on you. Tell us of your many successful exploits!!

 

[LADY-VIA]

slow your roll there sweetheart !!!!!! lol I dont recommend getting too excited and renting a car to get lucky just yet.... you have not even kissed her so I recommend you give that a whirl first !!!!! Secondly not all girls are in to car sex !!!! maybe try and romance her a bit more... just a thought.

 

[kenchorney]

Holy shit you're quite the high roller, renting a car for sex. Maybe save a few bucks and just use a bus bench. :frusty:

Do they even rent cars to 15 year olds?

 

[badbadboy]

Check it out with your babysitter and see if she is ok with you having a friend over for a sleep over.

 

[chilli]

I've found the best way is to show her your penis.

If she doesn't run away or hit you - then go in for the kiss.

 

[visiting]

Check it out with your babysitter and see if she is ok with you having a friend over for a sleep over.

hmmmmmmm I like that, can I rent a kid so i could hire a babysitter to come over? :nod:




PS. Any of you fine people have a kid I could borrow a few nights a week?

 

[kenchorney]

vette99, for the time being, maybe you should change your PERB handle to "home99".

LOL In this case I think we're talking Chevette rather than Corvette.

 

[Edward Lei]

joe45 strikes again.

Strikes out...again, to be more specific.

 

[anonanon]

This thread = Funny

 

[vette99]

Renting a car will actually cost you more than a budget motel.
I suggest you do that, and you might even still have enough money for Domino's and one of the those pay per view porno flicks on the adult channel.

But, first obviously you should talk to her about getting f close. See she likes the idea. I would not recommend taking her to a hotel room and surprising her since this would likely become a rape scenario.
Maybe a good way to breach the topic on getting f close would be to ask her if you can get k close.
For this, I suggest making eye contact while you are talking to her, (be sure that you have brushed your teeth) and while you are talking hold her gaze for about a minute while whispering words of love, gentle soft, and true.
Then you can make facial expressions like this ::eyebrows: before moving in for a tonsil hockey, which by the way, is the Canadian way of getting k close.

Let me know if this works for you.

yea but which hotel in vacnouver is cheap. none . they all at least 70 bucks and car rental is like 50 . even in chinatown hotel its not cheap . i dont think so

 

[vette99]

do these backpacker hostel places care you just want it for a few hours and not the whole night or they care u stay there for whole night. any place got by the hour kind of thing
too bad thtey dont got love hotels in vancity

 

[bcneil]

Dont you have to be 25 to rent a car?

 

[Bang-On]

So you're willing to pay $$ to poon, but are too cheap to rent a motel room for $70? This girl must be pretty damn nasty, not to be worth $70. And if you haven't gotten a kiss after 2 dates, how do you expect to close the deal all of a sudden? Just take her to your parent's place when they aren't home. Skip your grade 9 PE class, and go buck for 2 minutes...

 

[jesuschrist]

I don't know about renting a car, its more expensive than $50 after all the insurance and gas.

Instead of a car, get a 10 speed bike! Ride up to her at school and say, "uh hey wanna come to my house I got something to show you, but we gotta split before 5 cuz that's when my mom comes home, OK?"

That works sometimes! Try it!

Then when she comes over, tell her its on the computer and its in your room *wink wink*!

So when she goes into your room, shut the door!!!!

Then show her your package!!!!

 

[blazejowski]

This thread = Pathetic

Fixed that for you

 

[Dickson]

Forget the car get a limo.

Then sit next to her lean over tell her how you feel and kiss her. What is the worst that is going to happen. She will either be all over you or she will tell you she does not want to see you either way you are now out of your misery.

vette99 do you really think we are the best guys to ask. Damn I am over 50 and can not have a relation that lasts more than 6 months. You really want to ask a guy like me for advice.

 

[uncleg]

]Forget the car get a limo. [/B]

Then sit next to her lean over tell her how you feel and kiss her. What is the worst that is going to happen. She will either be all over you or she will tell you she does not want to see you either way you are now out of your misery.

vette99 do you really think we are the best guys to ask. Damn I am over 50 and can not have a relation that lasts more than 6 months. You really want to ask a guy like me for advice.

Really, the guy can't afford a room at a cheap shit hotel/motel and you suggest a limo ??????????????

See if Hatrick will help you out? Borrow/rent his trick mobile and if nothing else, it should have enough evidence splattered around to at least make it look/smell like you have some experience.

 

[Justin Beaver]

Does'nt Home Depot have a van you can rent for $20/hr? You could pick her up in that and tell her you want her to help you with your 'wood' working :eyebrows: