Religious Assholes

[westwoody]

Had a pair of the well known door knocker variant at my door a moment ago.
Middle aged guy and his adolescent daughter.
These people are so nuts it's not funny.

You wanna talk about conspiracy theory? Well these guys are at the top of the heap. They have the answer to everything and anyone who disagrees is deluded (according to them). And if you tell them to fuck off THEY LOVE IT because it confirms their delusions of self pity and self importance.
We had one of these assholes at work years ago. Constantly preached to everyone and genuinely felt superior to everyone...great way to get along eh?
Then one day his gorgeous daughter got pregnant.
Did he do the Christian thing? You decide.
He piled all her stuff on the front step and disowned her. He wouldn't even talk to her on the phone.
He actually told us all about it and was PROUD of himself. Go figure.
So I told the daughter of the guy at my door that her father would do the same to her. He didn't like that.

We could get rid of that hated liquor tax if we taxed all these organisations.

 

[Oldfart]

 

[Mr. J]

My workplace has three people that act holier than thou all the time: the owners and the main supervisor. At times, it's a miracle if I can 'tolerate' them at all during any given day.

 

[zaig]

My workplace has three people that act holier than thou all the time: the owners and the main supervisor. At times, it's a miracle if I can 'tolerate' them at all during any given day.

Good Luck.

 

[RalphiEboy]

My workplace has three people that act holier than thou all the time: the owners and the main supervisor. At times, it's a miracle if I can 'tolerate' them at all during any given day.

Every Saint has a past
Every Sinner has a future
Let those without sin cast the first stone

 

[masterpoonhunter]

Had a pair of the well known door knocker variant at my door a moment ago.
Middle aged guy and his adolescent daughter.
These people are so nuts it's not funny.

You wanna talk about conspiracy theory? Well these guys are at the top of the heap. They have the answer to everything and anyone who disagrees is deluded (according to them). And if you tell them to fuck off THEY LOVE IT because it confirms their delusions of self pity and self importance.
We had one of these assholes at work years ago. Constantly preached to everyone and genuinely felt superior to everyone...great way to get along eh?
Then one day his gorgeous daughter got pregnant.
Did he do the Christian thing? You decide.
He piled all her stuff on the front step and disowned her. He wouldn't even talk to her on the phone.
He actually told us all about it and was PROUD of himself. Go figure.
So I told the daughter of the guy at my door that her father would do the same to her. He didn't like that.

We could get rid of that hated liquor tax if we taxed all these organisations.

Fuck man we could get rid of the long term debt if we taxed these organizations. Land taxes alone would put a major dent.
Been saying this for years but no ...

 

[angry anderson]

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Or at least pay for a sprinkler system.




From the title I thought it was referring to choir boys.

 

[Cock Throppled]

They have the answer to everything and anyone who disagrees is deluded (according to them). And if you tell them to fuck off THEY LOVE IT because it confirms their delusions of self pity and self importance.

Sounds like Trudeau and his holier-than-thou-team.

 

[Mrmotorscooter]

They marched thru the fresh snow to visit my place, I no longer engage them so they leave a pamphlet in the mail. Years ago I let a couple of guys ramble on about the JW merits (I can’t stand the fact they will shun their own family if ordered to by their higher ups) well can I still go to the bar and drink beer I asked? Oh yes we drink beer no problem, well can I still go to the Stripper bar and watch peelers? Oh no that would lead to Fornication they shook their heads, Fornication I said, ”My Favourite“!!! They immediately turned and left, I could sense they wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and go lalalalala!🤣

 

[RalphiEboy]

They marched thru the fresh snow to visit my place, I no longer engage them so they leave a pamphlet in the mail. Years ago I let a couple of guys ramble on about the JW merits (I can’t stand the fact they will shun their own family if ordered to by their higher ups) well can I still go to the bar and drink beer I asked? Oh yes we drink beer no problem, well can I still go to the Stripper bar and watch peelers? Oh no that would lead to Fornication they shook their heads, Fornication I said, ”My Favourite“!!! They immediately turned and left, I could sense they wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and go lalalalala!🤣

Luvit

 

[Oldfart]

They marched thru the fresh snow to visit my place, I no longer engage them so they leave a pamphlet in the mail. Years ago I let a couple of guys ramble on about the JW merits (I can’t stand the fact they will shun their own family if ordered to by their higher ups) well can I still go to the bar and drink beer I asked? Oh yes we drink beer no problem, well can I still go to the Stripper bar and watch peelers? Oh no that would lead to Fornication they shook their heads, Fornication I said, ”My Favourite“!!! They immediately turned and left, I could sense they wanted to stick their fingers in their ears and go lalalalala!🤣

"Fornication?" I would have asked. "Do you mean fucking?"

 

[RalphiEboy]

"Fornication?" I would have asked. "Do you mean fucking?"

Oh shit…! ! !
Lmao 🤣

 

[EuroSZabina]

That's one of the thing I don't miss living in the house anymore, the constant door knockers and my dogs barking hysterically.
" we know you are at home ".
Effing annoying.
I had a dildo in handy to chase them away if they showed up.

 

[Uncled]

Usually it’s an elderly couple or 2 young guys in white shirts and ties.

But one time a few years ago I opened the door and it was a petite milfy blonde (late 40s or early 50s) and a tall young brunette with an angelic smile. I was almost tempted to let them in to try to convert me, just so I could sit there and leer at them. They looked pretty hot and they were in my threesome fantasies for quite some time after that.

 

[westwoody]

they were in my threesome fantasies

And you were in theirs’!

 

[PuntMeister]

I don’t appreciate door-to-door religion sales, but I have been known to buy a case of girl guide cookies, even though I don’t eat cookies and I have no creepy girl guide fantasies.

So why? (Ya, why dude?). Well, if I help a young girl

on her path to community engagement, I believe it reinfofces positive social values and increases the likelihood that she will become a worthy contributing citizen.

But what about douchebags flirty fishing with me in hopeless attempts to convert me to their limited interpretation of spirituality?

My gut says ‘fuck ‘em’, but my mouth says “are you qualified to discuss with me the spiritual virtues of ancient druidical cults, the benefits of satanic sacrificial rituals, and the irrefutable proof of extra-terrestrial overlords?”

If they say no, or their jaw just drops, then I declare loudly their unworthyness to communicate their narrow-minded beliefs with me, and proclain that they are mere molusks on a vast seascspe of spiritual enlightenment.

That usually keeps them ftom knocking on my door for a few years.

 

[masterpoonhunter]

I don’t appreciate door-to-door religion sales, but I have been known to buy a case of girl guide cookies, even though I don’t eat cookies and I have no creepy girl guide fantasies.

So why? (Ya, why dude?). Well, if I help a young girl

on her path to community engagement, I believe it reinfofces positive social values and increases the likelihood that she will become a worthy contributing citizen.

But what about douchebags flirty fishing with me in hopeless attempts to convert me to their limited interpretation of spirituality?

My gut says ‘fuck ‘em’, but my mouth says “are you qualified to discuss with me the spiritual virtues of ancient druidical cults, the benefits of satanic sacrificial rituals, and the irrefutable proof of extra-terrestrial overlords?”

If they say no, or their jaw just drops, then I declare loudly their unworthyness to communicate their narrow-minded beliefs with me, and proclain that they are mere molusks on a vast seascspe of spiritual enlightenment.

That usually keeps them ftom knocking on my door for a few years.

Haha, mind you a good "get the fuck off my property" works well too!

 

[80watts]

Or at least pay for a sprinkler system.
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From the title I thought it was referring to choir boys.

Can you see the fiqure in tower? Just above the scaffolding....

 

[rlock]

We had one of these assholes at work years ago. Constantly preached to everyone and genuinely felt superior to everyone...great way to get along eh?
Then one day his gorgeous daughter got pregnant.
Did he do the Christian thing? You decide.
He piled all her stuff on the front step and disowned her. He wouldn't even talk to her on the phone.
He actually told us all about it and was PROUD of himself. Go figure.
So I told the daughter of the guy at my door that her father would do the same to her. He didn't like that.

Good for you.

When I lived in my old house, woe be unto those who came knocking at my door to proselytize, as I answered the door in full metalhead mode with something brutal & sinister blasting in the background.
They never visited twice. Imagine that.

Sounds like Trudeau and his holier-than-thou-team.

All the god-mongerers are with Pollywannacracker's team, pretending to be Christians while taking a shit on everything Christ actually taught.

 

[johnywalker87]

It does not hurt to be friendly and talk to everybody. Those Jehovah witnesses could also have some other skills aside from their religion or could be a help for you in another way. For example one Jehovah witness who knocked on my door was an arborist who gave me a free consultation how to prune and take care of my cherry trees.