Deep in the back woods of Letcher County Kentucky a
redneck's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor
was called out to
assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a
lantern
and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what
I am doing!."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa
there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down I think
there?s another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "Hold that
lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!"
Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a
hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there?s yet
another one
coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and
asked the doctor,
. .
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
redneck's wife went
into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor
was called out to
assist in the delivery.
Since there was no electricity, the doctor handed the
father-to-be a
lantern
and said, "Here. You hold this high so I can see what
I am doing!."
Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. "Whoa
there", said the
doctor, "Don't be in such a rush to put that lantern
down I think
there?s another one coming."
Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a baby
girl. "Hold that
lantern up, don't set it down there's another one!"
Said the doctor.
Within a few minutes he had delivered a third baby.
"No, don't be in a
hurry to put down that lantern, it seems there?s yet
another one
coming!" cried the doctor.
The redneck scratched his head in bewilderment, and
asked the doctor,
. .
"You reckon it might be the light that's attractin' 'em?"
